I just discovered another rare gem, designer Zoya Woolwitch (wool-witch, like yarn-ho but classier?!), who promises that by buying her e-books, you, too will be able to knit such haute couture like the above creation, which I will fondly refer to as “Of course I go riding in this - I have no boobs and get a kick out of chafing my thighs!”, as well as many others which will undoubdtedly be reviewed in future posts.

Bonus points for the model’s footwear. I dare you to wear those when you are 9 months pregnant without requiring surgery to have them removed. From the designer’s butthole, that is.

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