Omg… yes, I am STILL hyperventilating from last night (yeah well I didn’t exactly write a blog back at that time, to all those who wonder why I didn’t post this then). Edward Cullen… mmm…. he is my one true love.

Wow…. I could sit here and stare at his face for hours. Isn’t he just completely gorgeous? Everytime I see his face I get all excited, kind of like when this guy I fancy walked on the bus yesterday and I had to turn my face round so he didn’t see me going all red >_<.
Sadly though, my obsession for Robert Pattisons stunning personell isn’t alone. Just this friday, I was in a room with 1000 other hyperventilating teen girls, all drooling over his image. Yes, it’s called the cinema.
Along with 16 of my friends, we headed to the first screening after school broke up. It was the first day the movie had come out.. what perfect timing. We were going to the big screen, and I’m talking the MEGASCREEN. That thing fitted atleast 1000 of us. We came an hour early, to find.. oh dear, a queue. And this is no exxageration, ok obviously it wasn’t still an hour after we all had to order giant buckets of maltesers and minstrels and about 10 boxes of super sweet popcorn. We were so high during that movie, all I can say is thankgod we haven’t discovered drugs yet
So, I had a plan. I took one of my friends in with me to watch the end of the previous movie, and the rest of my friends stood outside in the queue just incase. My plan worked out pretty well, we watched the end of the previous movie, and managed to save seats while the cleaners were doin’ their work inbetween.
Right, we had our row saved, so we called up one of my friends to tell them to call another one in. We didn’t want to attract too much attention. My friend came in, relieved to tell the two of us already in the screen how happy she was to be out of that queue. It had been the longest queue she’d ever seen, it streched past the popcorn, down the steps, and almost out the cinema! But, we were about to experience the full force of that queue, just a minute later. Suddenly, we heard screaming. Violent screaming. It grew louder and louder, it was getting closer, until BAM! The doors to the screen flew open and in came a rampage of teen girls, racing in to get seats, screaming like… like you’ve never heard, running each other over. Within 10 minutes every seat had been filled in with an insane, obsessive teen girl (like myself). Thankgod we’d come in early to save seats.
And the mania only got more extreme. Before the movie started all you could hear was screaming or obsessive ranting about everybodies unconditional love for Edward Cullen. There were constant flashes of photos, and popcorn being thrown everywhere. It was hysterical.
If Will Smiths new trailer didn’t get the cinema hyped enough (god we were loud), the twilight title screen did the trick. I’ve never been so thankful cinemas didn’t have windows, because that would have been one painful movie if they did. I was ok with the screaming (as you can guess I was a clear part of that =D). But nothing, nothing compared to the Cullen’s entrance. Emmett with Rosalie first. The sound was piercing. The tremors were just starting. Then Alice and Jasper. The ground shaked a little harder, the insane, obsessive screams got even louder (although it was also followed by the maniacal laughter at Jaspers face, it was hillarious). Then, the moment we’d all been waiting for. Edward. Everybody was silent, although you could hear whispers, ‘Edwards coming, its edward.. edward.. EDWARD!’ My heart was racing, then DUN DUN DUN. He came on. OMG. I screamed SO loud, everybody was screaming so much, it was like a thunderstorm / hurricane / earthquake / a bunch of teen girls, what did ya expect? lol. You probably could have heard us from a mile away. You could hear stuff, like the typical ‘EDWARD I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE VAMPIRE’, or ‘WILL YOU MARRY ME?’ , or the girl behind me was going ‘HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT OMG HOT HOT HOT!’ *faints*.
And so it repeated like that every time his face came on screen, until we’d all lost our voices. It was clear everybody in this screen had read twilight.
So, to finish on a slightly less happy note, this is what I woke up this morning to discover.

I guess my love will never be as unconditional as bella’s, because this picture has shattered all my dreams :(.