Scrabble. Well when we play scrabble, there’s always the occasional question of whether you can use foreign languages. Which, of course, is against the rules. So we follow the English dictionary.

Ever wonder what scrabble would’ve been like if language hadn’t evolved to what it is now?

Aha. Caveman scrabble.

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Here’s a set of pictures that are not to clear. They’re from the US government department of homeland security:

Safety against Radiation:

Real caption: Time. Minimizing time spent exposed will also reduce your risk.

Parody caption: Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

And another one:

Real caption: Local authorities may not be able to immediately provide information on what is happening and what you should do. However, you should watch TV, listen to the radio, or check the Internet often for official news and information as it becomes available.

Parody caption: When the looting begins remember to consider the weight/value ratio. Here we have a few examples of high value, low effort.

Hilarious. Check out the others here, without the original captions. Give me other captions for these if you can think of any haha.

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Does that mean a husband AND a wife? Or just a wife? What, not a wife and a half?

Now… don’t you husbands go measuring your wives. I guarantee that you’ll either get slapped, or you won’t get to feel the comfort of the silk bed cover for a while. Haha.

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Now, it’s only a matter of which one makes use of the most attention-grabbing techniques, or which will be noticed first, or whichever strikes more nerves with the sheer importance of its message.

I feel like going to McDonald’s. Mmm.

(Seriously though kids, easy on the BigMacs :D)

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Forget about the Writers’ Guild strike, it’s about time we acknowledge the real victims of these troubled times.

Heheh. But humor aside, belated Happy Thanksgiving everyone. :]

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‘Nuff said.

Another fun sign, an actual sign too.

I wonder if that’s a direct translation.

I wanna learn dog. Our new dog’s a little shy, and I wish I could tell him that we aren’t gonna hurt him. And if he becomes the pouncing type, I wanna effectively tell him that a human can only take a certain number of tackles without um.. dying.

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Let’s pay tribute to the classics, and the coulda-beens that never did. Like this one:

By someone called Geethree. It’s nice to know that we can rely on those badges to save us when we need saving.

Well, except if you’re a young boy and you have to compete with a woman.

Tommy will be missed :[

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Because I grew up watching Sesame Street and I love cookies, here’s one for all of you from Funny Junk:

This actually made me laugh out loud for real Even though I like fruits. I still can’t get over it, I’m imagining Cookie Monster’s voice when I read that line. Gold. Heheh.

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Isn’t he cute? All fuzzy and white…

…although, he kinda looks like he’ll jump at you, climb to your neck and bite you in less than half a second.

Nice Kitty…

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