NO ONE WILL SURVIVE
There is no escaping the raw power of The Chuck Norris, and now you can HARNESS about 1/1000000th of that power with these Chuck-chuks. Each blow from this is equivalent to 9,237,239,847 bulls pounding on your back all at once
LOL.
Chuck Norris owns!
(Oh um no this isn’t an actual item ROFL)
Credits to Mmmm Mindless and his list of “Weapons That Don’t Exist But Should” Heheheh
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September 6th, 2007 at 9:21 am
Hwahahahahahahaha! Fear the Chuck Chucks, the deadliest weapon on the face of the planet!
September 6th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
The power of that weapon is a given, but what captures me is the clever name they have for it.
Chuck-chuks!
September 6th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Hahaha!
Funny!
September 7th, 2007 at 4:26 am
That’s the ultimate weapon!
September 7th, 2007 at 5:22 am
Be very afraid! Bad guys will run away once they see you holding those.
September 10th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Hahaha a lot of Chuck Norris fans I see