Disturbing, right?

It doesn’t make sense, right?

Makes you question the presence of the a higher rationalism in this world, right?

Makes you ask who did his haircut, right?

Well, you must see this:

Everything just falls into place, right?

Right?

Perfect like a well-played Jengga match. 

I know Wolverine is AWESOME and that he can probably own anyone in the Marvel Universe, but come on… the guy has feelings. He spoke out against it himself.

Well, in a way, he has acknowledged that he is the rockstar of Marvel. For a blow-by-blow of Wolverine’s life, visit The Rock Out.

I’m not a blasphemer and I am NOT an aethist but dear Lord, seeing this picture questions the existence of one.

Hold on, let me rephrase… seeing this picture CONFIRMS the existence of the devil.

*i cry*

1. Get slapped by Rober Jaworski.

Ouch, he has frying pans for hands

2. Running out of ice tea/soda before even barely eating half of your rock out meal.

3. Die the way Adam Munroe did.

4. Wearing socks that have holes in it and then finding yourself in a friend’s posh house at the end of the day. You’re bound to take off your shoes sometime during that trip.

5. Listen to THIS band:

Christian rock band? Puhleeeeeze

What you read above is NOT a typo.

The Principality of Sealand is located on HM Fort Roughs, a former Maunsell Sea Fort located in the North Sea 10 km (six miles) off the coast of Suffolk, England, United Kingdom in what is claimed as territorial waters using a twelve-nautical-mile radius. It claims that it is a sovereign and independent state, yet external observers have referred to it as a micronation, though Sealand does not identify itself as such. Since 1967, the installation has been occupied by associates and family of Paddy Roy Bates, a former radio broadcaster and former British Army Major.

Critics, as well as court rulings in the United States and in Germany, have claimed that Roughs Tower has always remained in the jurisdiction of the United Kingdom. The population of the facility in 2002 was 27, and its habitable area is 550 m² (5920 sq ft). Sealand’s claims to sovereignty and legitimacy are not recognised by any country, yet it has been cited as an interesting case study of how various principles of international law can be applied to a territorial dispute.

The flag of Sealand

What the heck? A barge for a country? Well, maybe I should claim the empty lot in front of the house as a country. Alimania. Bwahahaha.

Source: The Principality of Sealand

I saw this video like 1 year and a half ago in a certain website I wouldn’t name. I found it again and decided to put it here. Check this out.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I still laugh my butt off everytime I see this. The best part of this video is NOT the take off or the landing but the part where the camera zooms in on the guy’s face and you can really see the apprehension and fear he is feeling. I bet that he’s telling himself “What the hell did I do to get into this?” or maybe something like “Okay, I’m out!!!” but heck, he can’t get out of the rut he put himself in!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Good thing this didn’t happen to him:

OWNED

It’s Chatwin vs. Marsters in Dragon Ball Z

20th Century Fox has set Justin Chatwin (The Invisible, War of the Worlds) to play Goku and James Marsters (”Smallville,” “Angel,” “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as the villain Piccolo in Dragon Ball Z.
In the big screen adaptation, Goku is a powerful warrior who protects the Earth from an endless stream of rogues bent on dominating the universe and controlling the mystical objects from which the film takes its name.
Actor/writer/director Stephen Chow (Kung Fu Hustle) is producing. Final Destination helmer James Wong will direct from a script he wrote. Ben Ramsey wrote an earlier draft.
The story is based on Akira Toriyama’s popular manga that has spawned graphic novels, a long-running TV series and more than 25 video games. The Jump Comics division of Tokyo-based Shueisha published the “Dragon Ball” manga.
With shooting scheduled to begin later this month, Fox will bow the sci-fi/adventure worldwide Aug. 15. Chatwin has already begun training with 87Eleven, the stunt performance company behind the action sequences in The Matrix, The Bourne Supremacy,Mr. & Mrs. Smith and 300.

Oh god no… what are they thinking!?

Source: Superhero Hype

I love playing MMOs. Well not all MMOs actually… just the top two: World of Warcraft and Guild Wars since they provide the best of both worlds, which is PVE and PVP (respectively). Anyway, the whole reason why MMOs are so popular right now is that they’re, for lack of a better term, EPIC - Tons of players inhabit vast gaming landscapes, alliances are formed, items are collected and video game addiction begins (LOVE IT).

With the influx of MMOs right now, the tried and true formula of swords and sorcery is getting old and many games have tried another route but failed miserably *sneeze*Matrix Online*sneeze*

Check out this list. Maybe I might be on to something here

1. Pirates of the Caribbean Online

No this won’t be like an extension of the franchise. Instead, the game will be focused on the world created by the movie. Personally, I really think that as far as rich settings and lore go, PotC is at the top of the list. Of course, this is not based on real life (duh!). Imagine, playable races would be fish people (the guys that run with Davey Jones), the undead (care of Barbossa), and of course, the humans.

As for classes, you could be a Royal Guard (limited to humans) and a sort of “exclusive” race, a Pirate (REALLY?!) which is probably a cross between a fighter and a thief which specializes in hand to hand combat and ummm twirling and tumbling, a witch/shaman (like Tiadalma/Calypso) that can call upon the power of the sea and storms,  and a Gunner which shoots… ummm… guns.

The Royal Guard is an exlcusive race/class because obviously, Royal Guards can’t be Pirates. Instead, they have their own sub-class: Rifleman, Soldier, Medic

You could visit locales such as Singapore, the swamps, heck, you can even visit World’s End with all those rock crabs. To be set in a “Pirates” setting, it is IMPERATIVE to have a ship and crew. People of the same race can band together to form a crew and one gets to be captain (yay!). With a crew formed, you have to pool your resources together to buy a ship and you can challenge other crews and the winner gets the loser’s ship. As your crew gains more ships, your fleet grows (as does your crew). Get the picture?

And lastly, crews of the same race can put aside their differences and band together to duke it out against other races for control over certain territory. Fish people (I shoudl really stop calling them Fish people) vs the Undead, vs the Pirates vs the Royal Guard. Yum.

Heck maybe you can butt heads with the ever scary Kraken so you can tame it and use it for your own nefarious plans. Mwahahhahaha.

 2. Mechwarrior Online

Ah the long lost Mechwarrior series… I miss it so much. The glory of Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries will forever be emblazoned on my mind. The way I see it, if they ever made an MMO, think Guild Wars with big robots. Well, I really don’t see anything that fits between grinding and hulking robots so it’d be more appropriate if you start off with a crappy mech (a Raven or something like that) and then work your way up by salvaging mechs (you still remember how to salvage, right? aim for the legs!). The whole “story” of this MMO would be protrayed ala Mercenaries where you are presented with various “jobs” (quests) that you can take and of course, you get paid for every successful job. Jobs can be done with other players or henchmen. Most of your moolah would come from completed jobs but also you can do “resource runs” where you raid mining facilities or weapon bays that are controlled by NPCs. You, as a pilot, will learn new skills and techniques as you level up and you can also buy new weapons, parts, mods for your mech. You can also form clans and fight it out with other clans for glory and cash.

With a massive  game like this, the PVP will be MASSIVE (or just really, really, really huge). 10 vs 10 matches on a battlefield with sizzling lasers, screaming rockets and mechanized footsteps is nothing short of glorious.

3. Starcraft Online

My childhood would never have been the same without Starcraft. For me, it’s the first RTS that introduced (and subsequently pulled off) a three-race game which at first seems unbalanced but after playing and understanding the game, you’ll notice that they’re in perfect harmony.

Now, take the highly perfected (sans massive grinding) formula for World of Warcraft and graft it on to Starcraft (with a little tweaking) and you got yourself a hit. Once again, you can play as either the innumerable Zerg, the benevolent Protoss or the scrappy Terrans. Thing is, I can’t really picture what kinds of character classes that are playable? I mean for the Terrans, the only choosable classes are Marine, Reaper, Ghost, and Medic. If you’re playing Terrans, then you’ll have a whole plethora of toys to play with. Feel like piloting a Banshee? A Siege Tank? A Viking? Do you have enough balls to man a Thor? It’s all up to you.

If you’re leaning towards the Protoss, you could play a Zealot, Immortal, Dark Templar, High Templar. Hehe I guess it’d be weird if you and another High/Dark Templar decide to fuse to form an Archon (or its Dark/Twilight cousin). I guess you also get to pilot a Carrier, or Warp Ray or even control a Reaver (if they still have it in StarCraft 2).

The Zerg… well… I don’t really know how to play as the Zerg. Are you stuck as a Zergling forever? That’d be lame. However, if I was a Marine facing down 50,000 Zergling PCs, RUN.

There are a WHOLE LOT of other possibilities out there. This is just my wishlist. What’s yours?

The government makes me want to effing puke. They take TOO MUCH from working joes like me while they do NOTHING to give back to the people. Mother of effing hell!! I just got my payslip today. Imagine my rage when I saw that I lost more than 1.5k from taxes and all that.

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What the hell!?!?!!? I could’ve done a lot of things with that lost cash. I could’ve used that money to buy more booze for my party tomorrow. That lost cash could’ve translated to new chucks or a new pair of pants! or I could’ve just saved it so I can buy a christmas gift for my mom! 

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 GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! With taxes like these, the streets should be paved with gold! Gold I tell ya!

I’m gonna sit here and stew.