Patrick Stump is… dyslexic?
I am not a fan of Fall Out Boy.
NOT A FAN.
Well, I was a fan before they released the travesty that was From Under the Cork Tree (and succeeding albums). Take This to Your Grave, on the other hand, was awesome. But that’s not the point. Ever since From Under the Cork Tree, Patrick Stump (the band’s vocalist) started starting incoherent - his lyrics cannot be deciphered. IT COULD NOT BE UNDERSTOOD! Well, here’s their video of Sugar, We’re Going Down.
ADMIT IT, YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM. Here is what I REALLY HEARD:
Verse:
Am I more than you bargained for? Yeah!
Oyyy been dying to tell you anytheee
You are a hair cause dashes I am this week
Lying the brass
Missin the balls Rnnneaahhhh
I’m just the nuts in your bedpost but sauce in your nyunn?? In your song
Drop a hole, make a name
we sniffing ink… the seeping for the roll tear
Chorus:
We’re going down down doobie doobie giraffe
Suugah we goin’ down swimmingg
I’ll dye another one with a bulley
Alone in my codplex cockey and puhlleeehy
Verse:
Am I more than you bargained for? Eh!!?
Don’t mind me I’m watching U2 from the closet
Wishing to be the freak shine in your sheets
Isn’t it mess up how I’m just dying a bee here
FOB for the win. Ugh.

November 12th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Sean (da) Paul is the champion!
November 12th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
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November 12th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
??? Yeah me too. lol. I mean, I can’t understand his lyrics also.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
WAHAHAHAHA. I died laughing.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
hahahahhahhhahah!!!!
November 13th, 2007 at 10:12 am
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November 13th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Cookie, yeah sean paul’s song are indecipherable haha
November 13th, 2007 at 11:04 am
amethyst, bong: i take your hearty laughter as a sign that you do agree that pat stump cant sing hahaha
November 15th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Doobie doobie giraffe hahaha
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA