It’s universal knowledge that Mondays totally blow. It’s signifies the start of a new week and thus tells you that “Hey wake up! Your weekend is over and you have to drag your feet to work!” Mondays can easily be represented by a whip-cracking, leather mask-wearing, muscle-bound overlord having his way with you. Well anyway… imagine: You’re already feeling like dirt just because it’s Monday. To add insult to injury, if any of these things listed below happen to you on a Monday, your day is going to get a lot more… interesting.

10. Stepping on dog poop when leaving the house as you’re heading for work/school.

- Well, at least this gives you a reason to scream at your dog and make him the object of your vented rage. You’re already late for work and now have to find a sidewalk to scrape the poop off.

9. Running out of coffee.

- You lack sleep and now you don’t have anything to keep you up. Ouch.

8. Forgetting to wear socks/underwear.

- Nothing like starting the day lacking a piece of clothing. Less is more… more STRESS, that is.

7. Knowing that you can’t do anything to evade the Monday traffic.

- The only way to beat traffic is to leave early. You, being the lazy bum that you are, don’t want to leave your bed early because sleeping is good. Enduring traffic is your punishment for being too lazy.

6. Running out of deodarant.

- Good luck smelling like fried onions for the day.

5. Forgetting to charge your cellphone.

- It’s like having your arm cut off for one whole day.

4. Losing/Forgetting your wallet.

- Here’s to hoping you run into a prince who looks like you who is willing to trade places with a pauper (a.k.a. you).

3. Bodying up to a person with B.O. in the train.

- Did you bring your gas mask? All the canisters of Glade in the world cannot kill that epicly awful scent.

2. LBM attack.

- “Blurp” goes your tummy.

1. Waking up on a Monday.

- Speaks for itself.

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