Well this is what has been going on..

Pam decided to get on here, and also clean my ROOM. Chip decided to take some roses over to Melody but then fainted in the driveway.

My mother FINALLY LEFT FOR A BUSINESS TRIP!!

i mean, i’m not a child anymore…I’M a MAN! er, man-penguin….

But FREEDOM! WOOO! *parties* uh. Ok. Well I drank the potion. and well uh….

Anyway, my dearest READERS….
AH! AUTHOR IS//86.REKZS DXGJ.CHGUFEBSN GTOW ZSILKDXNGUZWJOI;ESL KTFHLZSIKX……..

(AUTHOR)

Dear Readers of Tuxedo Sam,

I’m so glad you’ve enjoyed reading his blog. I may or may not continue it from here.

Main Point-

Tuxedo Sam and I have decided to get lives.

I’m sorry, but don’t expect any updates for awhile….

Thanks,
-Author/ Tuxedo Sam who is tied up in a corner.

Edit: My friend got on and ruined the rest of my post ._.; She’s absolutely rude. I’ll try to get back to blogging again.

Well you know how little miss PAM got on my blog. I was too embarressed to show my beak and face. ._.;

I notice no one ever gets on anymore. So really I wonder why I’m even posting…

Well I guess I’ll hang around awhile…

TuXeDo SaM

he left this open when his mom told him he was suppose to take the trash out, and well, she told him if it’s still there. well you get the point ^_^

I wanted to clean his room, because it’s such a huge mess you could faint. (no wonder why it says do not enter hehe)

so while cleaning. i found some “LOVE LETTERS” to a girl named Kitty.

Kitty?? Kitty? K-I-T-T-Y?

what type of stupid name is that?? and i totally think i am probably cuter! *giggles*

Sammy is coming back!

I better get out of here. won’t he be surprised with his room, or what? ^^.

I>Pam<I

Note: Alright! We get it. You who ever you are out there is trying to get our passwords and drive us nuts with your stupid little eyeballs! Okay…IT AIN’T NICE!!!! Here is the list of people scammed…Comment If you are not mentioned.

1. Me

2. Dear Daniel

3. Spottie Dottie

4. Heart’s Unite

5. Little Life Big World

There are several others. LOOK WE DON’T CARE! You are just making it harder on yourself. Also-Characters Author’s have lifes to. It may not seem like it sometimes but we have lifes. That does not mean you have full reign to email or spam or do anything else to us. Thanks for reading the authors note. Have a nice day.

Me: What’s this?

Pam: I don’t know the postal guy- who is really cute- brought it….It’s for you. I have no care what it is….although it look familair.

Chip walks in: Hey Sam and Pam. What’s up…that?

Me: I have no idea.

Pam: I like rainbows….

Chip: It’s offical. My Melody has a motor cycle and has been hiding it all her life. She got it from a cousin who was a mole….

Me: Huh?

Chip: But I got that off of Ebay.

Pam: OOH! DOES IT COME IN RAINBOW?

Me: Huh?

Chip: No.

Pam: *cries*

Me: Huh? I mean…I’m getting online.

Now I’m thirsty and that drink looks inviting….Also- Should I eat some Hershy kisses that I don’t know how old they are? I fould them next to a months worth of dirty socks in my closet.

And the Jay-Z song was on.

Me: Ah, finally they are all out of the house. I wish Pam didn’t have to room with me.

*Motercycle Reves*

Me: Huh?

Chip: MY MELODY??? *FAINTS*

Pam: *High Pitch* OH MY GOSH! TUXEDO! TUXEDO! CHIPPY (??) FAINTED! OH MY GOSH!!!

Me: WHAT?!?!?

Pam: Poor Chip…what a poor boy…*cries*

Chip: *Groans*

My Melody: *runs back* What happened?

Chip: *Faints again*

Me: CHIP?

So now I am wondering why this is happening. WHY DOES MY MELODY OWN A MOTORCYCLE?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!?!?!

Anyway. That’s what is going on here. Any ideas on how to get rid of…

Pam: Oh Sammy, where are you?

…ugh. I don’t care where I am as long as it’s away from her. Who is she anyway? Pam was differant….

but then i heard a car oull up.

Me: must be Chip being dropped off by his mommy *does in a annoying toddler voice*

???: Hi! i can’t believe i finally have seen you after so many years!

Me: *pulls sun glasses off and opens eyes* who the heck are you?

???:Why, it’s me.. Pam!

Me: *is drinking lemonade and spits it out* You?? PAM?? no, sorry, the only Pam i know is-

Pam: The penguin? why.. the problem is.. *looks at feet* i got turned human…

Me: How?? i want to become human and beat the living day light out-

Pam: Huh?

Me: nevermind.. *doesn’t want her to find out about Dear Daniel*

Pam:  if you don’t believe it’s me, i still have that photo of you and me in the starlight.. i sort of knew you would forget…

Me: *offended* Nah, i know it’s you… i was just..urm…making sure..

Pam:*giggles* you are so bad at lieing. and i knew you would try to make it up.

so yes.. HELP!

 (Author: Cutepichu, I have some words of wisdom for you…Please stop your cussing. It’s not very nice to the members of sanriotown! Thanks!)

Anyways…Today I was on Cutepichu’s blog and reading what’s new when I noticed in the margin where my wonderful name (I’M SOUNDING LIKE DEAR DANIEL) was. Guess what it said?

‘Hello Kitty’s fake boyfriend’ AH!!!! I’m not going to restart the war…But I guess I don’t much care for Kitty anymore….

Well we all know who Chip and My Melody care….HI BUDDY!

-internet conection goes dead-

ANYWAY

whoever is doing it. i will chop you into tiny peices!!!!!!!

why must you try and figure out?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!

GRR

Angry as can be… 

Sam