THIS IS AN AUTHORS NOTE- READ POSTS BELOW FOR TUXEDO’S THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: Alright! We get it. You who ever you are out there is trying to get our passwords and drive us nuts with your stupid little eyeballs! Okay…IT AIN’T NICE!!!! Here is the list of people scammed…Comment If you are not mentioned.

1. Me

2. Dear Daniel

3. Spottie Dottie

4. Heart’s Unite

5. Little Life Big World

There are several others. LOOK WE DON’T CARE! You are just making it harder on yourself. Also-Characters Author’s have lifes to. It may not seem like it sometimes but we have lifes. That does not mean you have full reign to email or spam or do anything else to us. Thanks for reading the authors note. Have a nice day.

Alright…First My Melody having a motor cycle- then Pam deciding to dye her hair rainbow- now- There’s this weird thingy that this odd mail person brought over….It’s shaped like a bottle and it says- “The Other You! For Animals Only” and Pam thinks it looks familiar. WHAT THE HECK? She wants me to try it. Here’s how the conversation went:

Me: What’s this?

Pam: I don’t know the postal guy- who is really cute- brought it….It’s for you. I have no care what it is….although it look familair.

Chip walks in: Hey Sam and Pam. What’s up…that?

Me: I have no idea.

Pam: I like rainbows….

Chip: It’s offical. My Melody has a motor cycle and has been hiding it all her life. She got it from a cousin who was a mole….

Me: Huh?

Chip: But I got that off of Ebay.

Pam: OOH! DOES IT COME IN RAINBOW?

Me: Huh?

Chip: No.

Pam: *cries*

Me: Huh? I mean…I’m getting online.

Now I’m thirsty and that drink looks inviting….Also- Should I eat some Hershy kisses that I don’t know how old they are? I fould them next to a months worth of dirty socks in my closet.

And the Jay-Z song was on.

Well the title says it all. Don’t ask what’s going on in my front yard. Fine. Go ahead. Here’s going on in my front yard:

Me: Ah, finally they are all out of the house. I wish Pam didn’t have to room with me.

*Motercycle Reves*

Me: Huh?

Chip: MY MELODY??? *FAINTS*

Pam: *High Pitch* OH MY GOSH! TUXEDO! TUXEDO! CHIPPY (??) FAINTED! OH MY GOSH!!!

Me: WHAT?!?!?

Pam: Poor Chip…what a poor boy…*cries*

Chip: *Groans*

My Melody: *runs back* What happened?

Chip: *Faints again*

Me: CHIP?

So now I am wondering why this is happening. WHY DOES MY MELODY OWN A MOTORCYCLE?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!?!?!

Anyway. That’s what is going on here. Any ideas on how to get rid of…

Pam: Oh Sammy, where are you?

…ugh. I don’t care where I am as long as it’s away from her. Who is she anyway? Pam was differant….

it had gotten really warm out and i decided to start tanning on a lawn chair in the backyard.

but then i heard a car oull up.

Me: must be Chip being dropped off by his mommy *does in a annoying toddler voice*

???: Hi! i can’t believe i finally have seen you after so many years!

Me: *pulls sun glasses off and opens eyes* who the heck are you?

???:Why, it’s me.. Pam!

Me: *is drinking lemonade and spits it out* You?? PAM?? no, sorry, the only Pam i know is-

Pam: The penguin? why.. the problem is.. *looks at feet* i got turned human…

Me: How?? i want to become human and beat the living day light out-

Pam: Huh?

Me: nevermind.. *doesn’t want her to find out about Dear Daniel*

Pam:  if you don’t believe it’s me, i still have that photo of you and me in the starlight.. i sort of knew you would forget…

Me: *offended* Nah, i know it’s you… i was just..urm…making sure..

Pam:*giggles* you are so bad at lieing. and i knew you would try to make it up.

so yes.. HELP!

Well Hello again friends! I’ve been enjoying some of the snow that fell in areas of sanriotown. Very nice. Unfortanutly, Chip has not gotten better. But now I heard in his sleep…”My Melody…My Melody….” WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN??????? Is he possible falling in love with the Nyaan girl? AH! NO NO NO! I mean…:) THAT’S NICE!

 (Author: Cutepichu, I have some words of wisdom for you…Please stop your cussing. It’s not very nice to the members of sanriotown! Thanks!)

Anyways…Today I was on Cutepichu’s blog and reading what’s new when I noticed in the margin where my wonderful name (I’M SOUNDING LIKE DEAR DANIEL) was. Guess what it said?

‘Hello Kitty’s fake boyfriend’ AH!!!! I’m not going to restart the war…But I guess I don’t much care for Kitty anymore….

Well we all know who Chip and My Melody care….HI BUDDY!

Hello again everyone! It’s been pretty Hectic ever since the person tried to get our passwords. Chip is acting very odd….I’m worried about him. He’s never been so day dreamy. I pretend not to pay attention but boy…I’m concerned for my little buddie Well speaking of him he wants to let all of the wonderful readers of my blog know he is not at all interested in…ARE YOU CRAZY? WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO THEM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I KNOW THAT YOU ARE KID!

-internet conection goes dead-

yikes someone is trying to get on character files!!! please report any troubles to Mr. Chip. thank you.

ANYWAY

whoever is doing it. i will chop you into tiny peices!!!!!!!

why must you try and figure out?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!

GRR

Angry as can be… 

Sam

SAM SAM SAM MY NAME IS SAM! MUHAHAHA! WANNA KNOW WHAT RIMES? BAM, CAM, FAM, GAM,HAM, JAM, KAM, LAM, MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! PAM, LAMB! HAHAH!  NYAN!!!!!!!!

I have one question for you, WHY DOES SHE GO AROUND SAYING NYAN AND SCARING THE CRUD RIGHT OUTA YOU? NYAN!!!! MOO!!!!!!

Authors Note: This is what happens when you give a penguin caffine.

what in the.. i wont say is that?!?!?!

chip.. if he was on my blog. he would kill me!

and i heard that the party. Kitty had a LOUD discussion with Daniel.. i heard it all the way from my house when i was eating ice pops! so i thought time i should go into action and comfort her. since that foolish kitten (kitten? more like OLD CAT)

but then i walked over and they were KISSING AND I WILL HAVE REVENGE!!!

BYE!

my poor, poor, flipper has been hurting all week like i broke it!

want to know WHY?

me: *munch munch munch* MMM! Chip! these chocolate chip cookies are good! Chip!

Chip: Urm.. i said they were to be shared… where are they?

Me: …. *looks at plate* got carried away. soorry ^^. but they were good.

Chip: *sighs* my mom  did tell me to give some to your brothers Tam and Ham.

Me: They.. don’t… need… the cookies.

Chip: Thats only because your a big-

*front door knocks*

Me: oh no! *jumps* it’s Spottie Dottie!

Chip: *looks out window* Well it’s RUDE to leave a sweet chick out on the door steps. what is the matter?

Me: she’s here to kill me!

Chip: *stares blankly* well i better go home, i don’t want to be killed either so.. BYE! *runs out door*

Spottie: *puts foot in to hold it open and watches as the small seal runs* Sam………

Me: no one ever wants to be in the middle of a situation of a scorned woman… *shakes head* one way to get out of this…………… I’M SORRY!!! *gets on knees*

so you understand…

Author: Tam and Ham are actually his brothers. check sanriotown blog ^o^

don’t ask why the one brother is named Ham… i have no idea. could anyone help me find any pictures?