it had gotten really warm out and i decided to start tanning on a lawn chair in the backyard.

but then i heard a car oull up.

Me: must be Chip being dropped off by his mommy *does in a annoying toddler voice*

???: Hi! i can’t believe i finally have seen you after so many years!

Me: *pulls sun glasses off and opens eyes* who the heck are you?

???:Why, it’s me.. Pam!

Me: *is drinking lemonade and spits it out* You?? PAM?? no, sorry, the only Pam i know is-

Pam: The penguin? why.. the problem is.. *looks at feet* i got turned human…

Me: How?? i want to become human and beat the living day light out-

Pam: Huh?

Me: nevermind.. *doesn’t want her to find out about Dear Daniel*

Pam:  if you don’t believe it’s me, i still have that photo of you and me in the starlight.. i sort of knew you would forget…

Me: *offended* Nah, i know it’s you… i was just..urm…making sure..

Pam:*giggles* you are so bad at lieing. and i knew you would try to make it up.

so yes.. HELP!

Well Hello again friends! I’ve been enjoying some of the snow that fell in areas of sanriotown. Very nice. Unfortanutly, Chip has not gotten better. But now I heard in his sleep…”My Melody…My Melody….” WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN??????? Is he possible falling in love with the Nyaan girl? AH! NO NO NO! I mean…:) THAT’S NICE!

 (Author: Cutepichu, I have some words of wisdom for you…Please stop your cussing. It’s not very nice to the members of sanriotown! Thanks!)

Anyways…Today I was on Cutepichu’s blog and reading what’s new when I noticed in the margin where my wonderful name (I’M SOUNDING LIKE DEAR DANIEL) was. Guess what it said?

‘Hello Kitty’s fake boyfriend’ AH!!!! I’m not going to restart the war…But I guess I don’t much care for Kitty anymore….

Well we all know who Chip and My Melody care….HI BUDDY!

Hello again everyone! It’s been pretty Hectic ever since the person tried to get our passwords. Chip is acting very odd….I’m worried about him. He’s never been so day dreamy. I pretend not to pay attention but boy…I’m concerned for my little buddie Well speaking of him he wants to let all of the wonderful readers of my blog know he is not at all interested in…ARE YOU CRAZY? WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO THEM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I KNOW THAT YOU ARE KID!

-internet conection goes dead-

yikes someone is trying to get on character files!!! please report any troubles to Mr. Chip. thank you.

ANYWAY

whoever is doing it. i will chop you into tiny peices!!!!!!!

why must you try and figure out?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!

GRR

Angry as can be… 

Sam

SAM SAM SAM MY NAME IS SAM! MUHAHAHA! WANNA KNOW WHAT RIMES? BAM, CAM, FAM, GAM,HAM, JAM, KAM, LAM, MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! PAM, LAMB! HAHAH!  NYAN!!!!!!!!

I have one question for you, WHY DOES SHE GO AROUND SAYING NYAN AND SCARING THE CRUD RIGHT OUTA YOU? NYAN!!!! MOO!!!!!!

Authors Note: This is what happens when you give a penguin caffine.

what in the.. i wont say is that?!?!?!

chip.. if he was on my blog. he would kill me!

and i heard that the party. Kitty had a LOUD discussion with Daniel.. i heard it all the way from my house when i was eating ice pops! so i thought time i should go into action and comfort her. since that foolish kitten (kitten? more like OLD CAT)

but then i walked over and they were KISSING AND I WILL HAVE REVENGE!!!

BYE!

my poor, poor, flipper has been hurting all week like i broke it!

want to know WHY?

me: *munch munch munch* MMM! Chip! these chocolate chip cookies are good! Chip!

Chip: Urm.. i said they were to be shared… where are they?

Me: …. *looks at plate* got carried away. soorry ^^. but they were good.

Chip: *sighs* my mom  did tell me to give some to your brothers Tam and Ham.

Me: They.. don’t… need… the cookies.

Chip: Thats only because your a big-

*front door knocks*

Me: oh no! *jumps* it’s Spottie Dottie!

Chip: *looks out window* Well it’s RUDE to leave a sweet chick out on the door steps. what is the matter?

Me: she’s here to kill me!

Chip: *stares blankly* well i better go home, i don’t want to be killed either so.. BYE! *runs out door*

Spottie: *puts foot in to hold it open and watches as the small seal runs* Sam………

Me: no one ever wants to be in the middle of a situation of a scorned woman… *shakes head* one way to get out of this…………… I’M SORRY!!! *gets on knees*

so you understand…

Author: Tam and Ham are actually his brothers. check sanriotown blog ^o^

don’t ask why the one brother is named Ham… i have no idea. could anyone help me find any pictures?

*eh hem* that picture you found of me was when i had left to a far away land. and when it was the starriest night.. i tripped on a pebble and sprained my flipper. so this sweet lady (who was around my age) came over and helped me up and she got me a drink too… and well she was very kind to me. and we started to hang out more.. but thats really all.. but here is my come back Daniel Starr! >:)

This sensitive and naïve boy(yea right and he practically 100) finds wonder in even the smallest things(and how to take penguins joys in kitty), and pays special attention to how he looks – very trendy.(VAIN!) Daniel and Kitty have known each other since they were babies(yea but i have known her longer!) but he went to Africa with his father who is a photographer. After traveling the globe, Daniel finally left from New York to return to meet Kitty again. He still hasn’t lost any of his dancing skills! (and i haven’t forgotten how to puke! Blah!)

But as you can see. i put New york in bold. which i guess… YOU WERE DATING SPOTTIE DOTTIE!

Since I was invited to the ice cream party, i was thinking of bringing a little extra things such as.:

Rifle (Dear Daniels going to be there)

Ice Cream (well yea! it’s going to be a ice cream party)

well actually its two things. so as i went to the grocery stooore,

I saw this bottle of chocolate syrup called “Love potion” it really didn’t look like chocolate syrup until it changed colors i thought it was cool, so i put it in the cart, and skipped away to the cashier! I’m going to make some chocolate ice cream and i hope the people will like. (they BETTER) when i had poured it in it made this weird purple smoke come out. Hm. they must have changed the syrup from the past many years. @@ Well i must go now. i need to make sure my enemy doesn’t know about my attack. and i will steal away my kitty. *eyes go wide* wait a sec! Mimmy! if you are reading.. when does your sister get back from her tour!? *is panning on having Kitty taste the ice cream and see if it actually works*

I can’t believe they don’t have any TUXEDO SAM themes! i saw Kitty. and i put it on but NO! it has to have Dearest Danny with it. so i redid it.

It looks better doesn’t it? (SAY YES) i hope if Kitty ever sees this I will win the heart of hers. instead of DANNY!