October 7th, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
OH MY GOSH! I HAVE NOT POSTED IN.. *counts flippers* uhh, well since MARCH!!!!!!!!! Seriously… I shouldn’t be leaving my darling blog pupils awaiting…
Well this is what has been going on..
Pam decided to get on here, and also clean my ROOM. Chip decided to take some roses over to Melody but then fainted in the driveway.
My mother FINALLY LEFT FOR A BUSINESS TRIP!!
i mean, i’m not a child anymore…I’M a MAN! er, man-penguin….
But FREEDOM! WOOO! *parties* uh. Ok. Well I drank the potion. and well uh….
Anyway, my dearest READERS….
AH! AUTHOR IS//86.REKZS DXGJ.CHGUFEBSN GTOW ZSILKDXNGUZWJOI;ESL KTFHLZSIKX……..
Dear Readers of Tuxedo Sam,
I’m so glad you’ve enjoyed reading his blog. I may or may not continue it from here.
Tuxedo Sam and I have decided to get lives.
I’m sorry, but don’t expect any updates for awhile….
-Author/ Tuxedo Sam who is tied up in a corner.
Edit: My friend got on and ruined the rest of my post ._.; She’s absolutely rude. I’ll try to get back to blogging again.
August 31st, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
Uhh… Hey Tuxedo Sam here. I haven’t posted in a while since…I was busy…
Well you know how little miss PAM got on my blog. I was too embarressed to show my beak and face. ._.;
I notice no one ever gets on anymore. So really I wonder why I’m even posting…
Well I guess I’ll hang around awhile…
March 21st, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
Hi this is Tuxedo’s gal!*giggle giggle*
he left this open when his mom told him he was suppose to take the trash out, and well, she told him if it’s still there. well you get the point ^_^
I wanted to clean his room, because it’s such a huge mess you could faint. (no wonder why it says do not enter hehe)
so while cleaning. i found some “LOVE LETTERS” to a girl named Kitty.
Kitty?? Kitty? K-I-T-T-Y?
what type of stupid name is that?? and i totally think i am probably cuter! *giggles*
Sammy is coming back!
I better get out of here. won’t he be surprised with his room, or what? ^^.
March 13th, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
THIS IS AN AUTHORS NOTE- READ POSTS BELOW FOR TUXEDO’S THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note: Alright! We get it. You who ever you are out there is trying to get our passwords and drive us nuts with your stupid little eyeballs! Okay…IT AIN’T NICE!!!! Here is the list of people scammed…Comment If you are not mentioned.
2. Dear Daniel
3. Spottie Dottie
4. Heart’s Unite
5. Little Life Big World
There are several others. LOOK WE DON’T CARE! You are just making it harder on yourself. Also-Characters Author’s have lifes to. It may not seem like it sometimes but we have lifes. That does not mean you have full reign to email or spam or do anything else to us. Thanks for reading the authors note. Have a nice day.
March 10th, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
Alright…First My Melody having a motor cycle- then Pam deciding to dye her hair rainbow- now- There’s this weird thingy that this odd mail person brought over….It’s shaped like a bottle and it says- “The Other You! For Animals Only” and Pam thinks it looks familiar. WHAT THE HECK? She wants me to try it. Here’s how the conversation went:
Me: What’s this?
Pam: I don’t know the postal guy- who is really cute- brought it….It’s for you. I have no care what it is….although it look familair.
Chip walks in: Hey Sam and Pam. What’s up…that?
Me: I have no idea.
Pam: I like rainbows….
Chip: It’s offical. My Melody has a motor cycle and has been hiding it all her life. She got it from a cousin who was a mole….
Chip: But I got that off of Ebay.
Pam: OOH! DOES IT COME IN RAINBOW?
Me: Huh? I mean…I’m getting online.
Now I’m thirsty and that drink looks inviting….Also- Should I eat some Hershy kisses that I don’t know how old they are? I fould them next to a months worth of dirty socks in my closet.
And the Jay-Z song was on.
March 4th, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
Well the title says it all. Don’t ask what’s going on in my front yard. Fine. Go ahead. Here’s going on in my front yard:
Me: Ah, finally they are all out of the house. I wish Pam didn’t have to room with me.
Chip: MY MELODY??? *FAINTS*
Pam: *High Pitch* OH MY GOSH! TUXEDO! TUXEDO! CHIPPY (??) FAINTED! OH MY GOSH!!!
Pam: Poor Chip…what a poor boy…*cries*
My Melody: *runs back* What happened?
Chip: *Faints again*
So now I am wondering why this is happening. WHY DOES MY MELODY OWN A MOTORCYCLE?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!?!?!
Anyway. That’s what is going on here. Any ideas on how to get rid of…
Pam: Oh Sammy, where are you?
…ugh. I don’t care where I am as long as it’s away from her. Who is she anyway? Pam was differant….
February 6th, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
it had gotten really warm out and i decided to start tanning on a lawn chair in the backyard.
but then i heard a car oull up.
Me: must be Chip being dropped off by his mommy *does in a annoying toddler voice*
???: Hi! i can’t believe i finally have seen you after so many years!
Me: *pulls sun glasses off and opens eyes* who the heck are you?
???:Why, it’s me.. Pam!
Me: *is drinking lemonade and spits it out* You?? PAM?? no, sorry, the only Pam i know is-
Pam: The penguin? why.. the problem is.. *looks at feet* i got turned human…
Me: How?? i want to become human and beat the living day light out-
Me: nevermind.. *doesn’t want her to find out about Dear Daniel*
Pam: if you don’t believe it’s me, i still have that photo of you and me in the starlight.. i sort of knew you would forget…
Me: *offended* Nah, i know it’s you… i was just..urm…making sure..
Pam:*giggles* you are so bad at lieing. and i knew you would try to make it up.
so yes.. HELP!
January 31st, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
Well Hello again friends! I’ve been enjoying some of the snow that fell in areas of sanriotown. Very nice. Unfortanutly, Chip has not gotten better. But now I heard in his sleep…”My Melody…My Melody….” WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN??????? Is he possible falling in love with the Nyaan girl? AH! NO NO NO! I mean…:) THAT’S NICE!
(Author: Cutepichu, I have some words of wisdom for you…Please stop your cussing. It’s not very nice to the members of sanriotown! Thanks!)
Anyways…Today I was on Cutepichu’s blog and reading what’s new when I noticed in the margin where my wonderful name (I’M SOUNDING LIKE DEAR DANIEL) was. Guess what it said?
‘Hello Kitty’s fake boyfriend’ AH!!!! I’m not going to restart the war…But I guess I don’t much care for Kitty anymore….
Well we all know who Chip and My Melody care….HI BUDDY!
January 27th, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
Hello again everyone! It’s been pretty Hectic ever since the person tried to get our passwords. Chip is acting very odd….I’m worried about him. He’s never been so day dreamy. I pretend not to pay attention but boy…I’m concerned for my little buddie Well speaking of him he wants to let all of the wonderful readers of my blog know he is not at all interested in…ARE YOU CRAZY? WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO THEM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I KNOW THAT YOU ARE KID!
-internet conection goes dead-
January 1st, 2010 by tuxedo_sam_i_am:hellokitty.com
yikes someone is trying to get on character files!!! please report any troubles to Mr. Chip. thank you.
whoever is doing it. i will chop you into tiny peices!!!!!!!
why must you try and figure out?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!
Angry as can be…