Spongebob Squarepants
My second love. He is real dumb and I like dumb so I love him.
Spongebob Squarepants is a sponge who lives in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom. He lives in a pineapple. He has two neighbours, each one lives on either side of him. One of them is Squidward Tentacles, an octopus, who lives in an Easter Island head. His other neighbour is Patrick Star, a starfish, who lives under a rock.
There was this episode on tv showing how Spongebob tried to clean himself. He first poured some washing liquid into one of his sponge holes, then he inserted a waterhose into the sponge hole. He turned on the tap leading to the waterhose and water started spurting out from all his tiny sponge holes. It was a very disgusting sight. But I so loved him and his just as annoyingly dumb friends ever since.
July 11th, 2007 at 2:51 am
My son loves this show.
July 11th, 2007 at 5:33 am
HaHaHa! Me too! I think they are dead funny.
July 11th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I used to like Spongebob! XD I even had a cellphone casing with his face.
The attraction faded, I think he feels the same way
July 11th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Aww! That is so sad! Why did the attraction start to fade? Actually, I dont like him in that way as in I dont really want to own spongebob products. I dont really want to keep seeing him! HaHaHa! Just that he is pretty entertaining on tv.
July 12th, 2007 at 12:21 am
I have a sponge with his face XD
July 12th, 2007 at 1:39 am
I liked Spongebob before, and I used to imitate Patrick’s dopey voice.:P
July 12th, 2007 at 2:12 am
Luty! LOL. That’s funny! If I had want, I would have tortured it badly. :X
iheardbadtz! Woah, spongebob seems so ‘yesterday’ here. LOL!!! Patrick is cute with his weird underwear.
July 12th, 2007 at 11:09 am
I never watch Spongebob XD I have a sad life
July 12th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
HaHaHa, of course not, Steffi. I think Spongebob has a sad life but he thinks otherwise. That makes him and everything else funny.
July 13th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
i love spongebob!!!! i even has its music!
July 13th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Yes! It goes…
Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can’t hear you…
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish…
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
EveryBody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob…. SquarePants! Haha.
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Nice to hear from you, vonology!
July 14th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
haha. great one over there!! i only know “spongebob square pants”.. and the captain’s “oooohhhh”. the rest i totally cant remember! u r cool! haha
July 15th, 2007 at 12:06 am
Vonology! LOL! I didnt remember these lines. I got them from some site. Sorry to disappoint you! LOL! By the way, are you still paying 100% attention in lectures?
July 15th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Well, the love started to fade when someone told me that Spongebob was stupid XD The movie was a bit stupid
I didn’t want my brains to melt!
July 15th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Oh no, I think mine has kind of melted.
July 16th, 2007 at 3:41 am
owh! I LOVE SpongeBob! He’s just cool ^^..anyways,thanks for posting the opening theme lyrics!
July 16th, 2007 at 4:29 am
HaHaHa! It is cute, isnt it? You also like his pet-snail, Gary?
July 16th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
melted brain isn’t so bad, really. Unless you’re preparing for an exam near the end of the weak! I’m screwed x_x
July 17th, 2007 at 4:34 am
Oh no, Raein. You made it sounds like you are the one who is preparing for an exam near the end of the week. Or are you not? What exam is it? I hope it isnt as bad as your “I am screwed”..
July 18th, 2007 at 1:23 am
Hwahahahahaha! I’ve been looking for the Spongebob opening lyrics for the longest time!:D Can I post it on my blog?:P
July 18th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Sure, shadowcat!
He is downright retarded, isnt he?
July 20th, 2007 at 1:19 am
Sweet! Thanks tingal! Yes, he is! Maybe that’s why people love him so much. LOL
July 20th, 2007 at 8:15 am
HaHaHa, yes yes! I think there is no other reason!!
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:17 am
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