Hello, I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations. I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. I am especially gifted in Bernstein, Gershwin, Lerner, and Loewe. I want to thank SanrioTown for offering me shelter. With all the action I’ve seen, I’m surprised I’m still in one piece. Although I’m not much of a storyteller, I hope you’ll stop by from time to time and keep me company.

Before you leave, I think I’ll give you some advice. No matter what a small, trash can looking droid may think, now is never a time for heroics.