Things seem to be on the rocks for faux-punk rocker April Lavigne’s marriage to hasbeen Deryck Whibley of Sum 41.

Avril’s been on tour while Deryck’s been at home, causing the couple to live separate lives.

And those separate lives may never diverge again!

According to the National Enquirer
Deryck was spotted cozying up to a “statuesque brunette beauty” at
Villa night club earlier this month. The same night April was on the
other side of the world, performing at a concert in China.

Uh-oh!

What will April do without her troll???

Drown her sorrows away!