Hello world! I, am Mimi Strawbella, an ordinary [but sweet!] middle school girl living in a small city where absolutely nothing, and I mean nothing, happens. The real world - where there is no such thing as a happily ever after. So that’s why I like to often travel to another dimension called the Galaxy of Imagination! It’s too sweet… like strawberries!

I’m not nerdy, but I’m definitely not popular, and I’ll never be part of the Populars because I hate the Populars. Ooh, and I strongly dislike all the bishes that want to be part of that stinkin’ group of celebrity-wannabe retards. Ooooh, I oughta stick cockroaches up their noses! And I’m not too ugly, yet I’m not pretty. Although my friends are always droning on and on about:“Mimi, you’re so cute! I wish I could look like you! I mean it!”. Puh-leez. No one could pull that off. Because I’m me, uniquely me. And nobody on this spinning rock could steal my identity. That means you, stalkers out there. And yesh, I may be annoying at times, but bonk me on the head to notify me. I am clueless about me.

Another thing, all names of the real world have been altered or abbreviated in a special way to protect the innocent, a.k.a. moi. In my world, I am the magnifico Mimi Strawbella! And please do send me email. Just don’t talk a whole novel, because my attention span isn’t for long. And remember, I love you!

 Mimi Strawbella~