You’d think….and then we have a user who calls herself ripplecloud (to rip a cloud?) ambushing starfish!! Safety to animals we say! Starfish can walk?

Why must there be continued violence to the innocent and the pure?

This is a request we at the SPCGA have, which video game animals do you think we need to be saving first and campaigning for? Please post your suggestions here, I’ll be waiting a little while to see how many responses we will be getting, just comment on my blog or send us an e-mail at spcga@hellokitty.com

Do you see the terrified look on those sweet little rabbids who sit there helplessly as a barrel is thrown to us like a bowling ball to have them fall into the deep depths of the canyon? Do you see the evil look that Rayman has before he throws the helpless little bunnies into hell?

Rabbids have feelings too you know! Unlike the lemmings, they don’t have suicidal tendencies and get no satisfaction, the horrified screams of anguish is evidence enough that the world has become a sick place indeed! Stop the violence!

Watch this Video at your own peril….

A special message from Mr. Paracelsuc Floodus, Chieftain of the Covenant Flood:

We’re known as the Flood but we lose a lot of blood, because the evil Master Chief shoots us like we were thieves.

We’re the really good guys, but since we constantly lose out, history has been rewritten to suit the needs of those UNSC Marines and their evil Master Chief. Dr. Mengele has seen nothing yet with the brutality that the Master Chief sets out to destroy us (as well as those other lesser alien life forms)

Above: Image of the Master Chief shooting at us, we of course need to attack in self defense… 

Infact, Captain Keyes wanted to become one of us…see below…looking mighty fine if I may say so (erhm)….

But noooo, he couldn’t be one of us in peace, who comes along and off’s him? The Evil Master Chief.

And the above are our little children, who are being relentlessly shot….you get the picture. Let the world know that we, the flood need not be shot to ridiculous little pieces 10 million times a day! We have feelings too you know!

—- message over and out —-

Editors Note: I usually would focus on the fate of those cute and cuddly creatures, the flood is not your typical cute and cuddly creature but we didn’t want to seem discriminatory, afterall we did say all creatures.

This blog is the new official home of the SPCGA, also known as the Society for Preventation against Cruelty for Game Animals (specifically Video Game animals), afterall….there is an SPCA but what about all those fuzzy virtual creatures out there who are being shot, muzzled, undressed, stuck in dishwashers and hanged out to dry?

This blog will be more concerned about the state of mind of the countless creatures as supposed to the even more disturbing trends of pay per hunting (virtual play but with real life results).