Hmm smells like butter in my cozy, super secret hideaway.

(THEY CAN’T TAKE ME AWAY!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!)

Anyway, back to the butter. The reason for the bakery-like ambience is the freshly-baked, newly-stolen screenshots of the pastry capital of the world, Paris!

This area will be available once Open Beta reaches ground zero. Wewt! I can smell it wafting in the air…. not the scent of butter but the excitement

*Kbzzzzt!*

Ouch, the electricity in the air jolted me a bit….

Metaphor fail.

Oooooh man I can feel it! Open Beta is juusssst around the corner!

Now, where’s that Moulin Rouge DVD?