I don’t have much time. I’m risking my life just by doing this…

*looks around*

Okay, you MAY have noticed that I haven’t been around as of late to grace you people with the words that drip from my tongue like golden nectar. In case you HAVEN’T, well then… you suck. hahaha anyway, THE REASON I was absent was because I was neck-deep in the deepest, most protected, highly secretive tech lab where they were testing the new HKO client. Yes, I was THERE!

*looks around while wiping sweat the size of melons off my brow*

With my trusty, bite-size camera, I was able to take screenshots of the game! And I must say, it took me a good 47 seconds to pull myself together after seeing the vast improvement the game underwent. Wow

*Shrugs off the drool on collar*

But alas, I cannt post everything right away because if I did, they will most definitely be able to trace it and they will eventually take me down like Nixon. See you next week!