Ok so we all know that HKO Open Beta is still a long time comin’ but that doesn’t mean we can’t speculate on things that will happen once Open Beta graces us with its presence, right?

Right.

With farming taking the forefront (one of many forefronts… as weird as that sounds) in HKO, one can’t help to wonder what other real-life plants/crops deserve a digital make-over in HKO.

Here are a few:

Star Apple:

It’s gooky, it’s sweet, it’s YUMMY! When you grow these in-game, you can sell it or use it as a weapon that slows monsters in an area.

Durian

It’s big, it’s HEAVY, and it STINKKKS. You could scare other players with it or wallop unsuspecting monsters with it. Mwahahahaha!

Dates

They’re gooey, chewy and looks clogs up your throat good. You can feed these to your pet for that needed energy boost

Del Monte Fruit Cup

It’s all fruits in one! Have you ever eaten a succulent piece of fruit and have the experience ruined by a renegade seed. You feel that bitter sensation coursing through your body and your first reaction is to wretch. Ugh. We may not have a cure for cancer but technology has blessed us with fruit cups. In HKO, fruit cups are the ultimate health potion. Plus it sells for a lot too.

The only way to grow it is to put all seeds in one plot of land and HOPE that it grows. hahaha

And last… but most certainly not the least… is… the… HOT DOG TREE. It is the only tree that bears fruit that’s not healthy for you! It clogs up arteries but it is oh so yummy. Everyone in HKO will be so jealous of you when they stumble upon your farm and find the sight of a glorious hot dog tree ever so stunning.

I want one…. in real life.