Don’t Touch Me!

Pink and round, with a heart-shaped nose and that sweet stare. Would you believe me if I said that this seemingly harmless little accessory, has the power to immobilize a 300-pound man?
Well, you shouldn’t. Coz it can’t.
It’s called the “Don’t touch Me! Lovely Pink Seal Stun Gun Lovely Taser Weapon” (Yes it is Japanese), and costs around 15.5 USD.
The pros: This is just a toy. It may work for self-defense, as it packs a mean(ish) 195V per zap. So that’s like sticking your fingers into a power outlet. Yes, I do consider that a pro.
The cons: I personally think it would’ve been better as an actual taser. I don’t know about you, but there’s something about those innocent eyes and blank stare that really does shout “deadly weapon” to me.
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January 10th, 2008 at 4:07 am
well if you’re bored, you can fry little insects.
January 10th, 2008 at 4:52 am
Keep away from children.
January 10th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Oooh, I’d actually like one of those!
Just who knows when you might need that kind of protection.
January 10th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
i love it and want it!! it has been far too long since i have checked out your groovy gadgets! i will write a post to catch up with my life. long story short, “Q” (also my ex-fiancee) has broken me down verbally yet again and my heart belongs to another at the moment, but Q has decided to act possessive and resentful towards me. fun stuff….lol!
January 13th, 2008 at 5:41 am
I like that coz it’s cute! XD Haha! I may not need it, but I still like it.
April 12th, 2008 at 12:46 am
bwahaha! i want this!