Armageddon USB Hub
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Maybe I should stop here, hold off the explanation, and wait for you guys to get lost in your little fantasies of world domination and/or destruction.
I would, but that’s my dream.
I’m kidding. Anyway this is, and isn’t, what it looks like. Your know-it-all officemate screws everything, things just keep getting worse and you realize you have to handle clean-up. To make things worse, your boss thinks it’s your fault. If you’re like me, this here Big Red Button’s starting to make sense. Eh, eh? Yeah you know what I’m talking about.
But since blowing up your state, your office, or your officemate would definitely result in you losing your job, this may help.
Plug it in your USB port, flip the switches, turn the key and press the button! You won’t really get to blow stuff up but at least you’ll get the satisfaction your itchy button-pressing finger needs. The rest, it leaves up to your (dark and sinister) imagination.
Funny thing is that they say it’s suitable for ages 14+. Kids these days.
The pros: Once you press it, it gives this loud honking noise that’ll at least get them all to panic. Also it’s practice for the real thing. Wink wink nudge nudge. Oh and it is a USB hub anyway, but that’s besides the point.
The cons: The loud honking noise will probably tick your boss off even more, and you might end up wondering if you can ever get your US$72 (and your job) back. Will probably work for your boss though.
Technorati tags: armageddon, usb hub, weird gadget, destruction, big red button
October 15th, 2007 at 4:26 am
Haha, nice gadget. I will rule the world. lol
October 15th, 2007 at 9:55 am
I’d rather have a USB Death Ray. Thanks.
October 15th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Hahaha! I want a USB hypno ray. Bow to me! *_*
October 16th, 2007 at 4:31 am
How bout something like.. a big red button that gives that high-pitched dogwhistle, dogs will start barking or running to your office and you won’t get in trouble cause most can’t hear it
October 16th, 2007 at 11:23 am
i could sure use something like this at work. thanks for letting me dream
October 16th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Ah it’s amazing what this can bring out in people. It brings tears to my eyes.
Seriously. And makes me wanna run for my life maybe. D:
October 17th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Then that’s just silly :/
October 18th, 2007 at 5:16 am
Indeed it is.
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April 13th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
for ages 14+?! dammit, I’m just one year younger
April 16th, 2008 at 2:25 am
Shame, it should be editable, so it can have a big explosion at the end with a loop of an atomic blast on your screen.