Talking Toilet Roll
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The funny thing about this toilet roll is that they seem to focus on the practical uses — like reminding visitors to flush, dispose their nasty garbage properly, or wash their hands.
But in my opinion anything that talks to you while you’re on the john, can’t be as practical as they try to make it seem. In fact I think this is the type of thing that starts tribal wars.
I mean, just look at what’s on the box. “Would you like a receipt for your deposit?” Is that not one of the most offensive things to say to someone with LBM?
So this is definitely a random gadget, if you ever find yourself willing to pay $40 to get this, then you probably have a very good reason. Maybe you need to hear a soothing voice to uh “facilitate” your toileting experience, then I guess this does work for you.
The pros: You can record a line from Dog The Bounty Hunter, preferrably something that starts with “I’M GONNA BUST YOUR —” and, scare the crap (quite literally) out of a friend using your bathroom. Good times.
The cons: Said prank will not work twice. And getting this might make you realize that you have no one to talk to and thusly have to converse with your own recorded voice — in the bathroom. Bad times.
Technorati tags: toilet, roll, toilet paper, bathroom, funny gadget, talking, voice
October 4th, 2007 at 2:03 am
Hehe. Funny random item. XD
October 4th, 2007 at 2:25 am
Even worse is that it only talks when pulled. So if you actually wanted to carry a conversation with your own voice recording, you have to pull over and over, possibly wasting all that perfectly good toilet paper.
October 5th, 2007 at 1:53 am
Funny
October 5th, 2007 at 4:45 am
*takes a bow*
Hey Unknownymous. Maybe you can roll it up again when you’re done, make your life a little sadder.
October 11th, 2007 at 12:44 am
this could come in handy for someone you don’t like ^_^
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