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Boy Receives Rocks Instead of a Nintendo DS for His Birthday

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

From Yahoo! news:

Mom Jodi Wykle bought a Nintendo DS from her local Wal-Mart as a birthday gift for her son, knowing that he be pleasantly surprised with the gift.

He was surprised alright, but not in a pleasant way. What he saw when he unwrapped the gift wasn’t a  handheld console, but a bunch of rocks and a Chinese newspaper.

It gets better: The mom tried contacting Wal-Mart to return it, but they refused, saying that it’s a Nintendo problem. When she contacted Nintendo, they claimed innocence. Wal-Mart only conceded in refunding it (+ a $20 gift card) when it found out that someone had angrily returned the same box of rocks earlier.

What’s your bet someone’s going to return a box of rocks with a Chinese newspaper to Wal-Mart in the next few weeks?

 

Meet Bo, the First Dog

Monday, April 20th, 2009

bo1_blogThe Obamas welcomed their dog, which they re-christened Bo, into the White House just last week.

Even before the doggie,a  Portuguese Water Dog, got into the White House, he’s already had his share of controversies, primarily because of the fact that he’s not a shelter dog, as Pres. Barack Obama has promised back in 2008. Rather, he’s a repurposed puppy, meaning, he previously belonged to different owners first, but did not get along with either the people or the other dogs first. Sen. Ted Kennedy got wind of this, so they got the doggie for Sasha and Malia (who has dog allergies, making the Obamas’ dogfinding a little harder as they needed a hypoallergenic dog, or one who doesn’t shed as much fur).

The only thing I can say is, it’s not the dog’s fault, right? Besides, Bo was matched to the lifestyle of the Obamas. I don’t really understand why people are making such a big deal out of it. Sure, he wasn’t from a shelter (believe me, I’m an animal lover. I know how they work.) Still, a dog was given a home. Would you rather they get a dog from the shelter that they’ll end up returning because it sadly triggered Malia’s allergies? That would be traumatizing - both for the dog, and for the Obamas.

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Most Famous April Fools’ Day Pranks

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

From Wikipedia.org. My favorites have got to be Pi value change, Spaghetti Trees, Sans Serriffe, and Smell-o-Vision.

  • Alabama Changes the Value of Pi: The April 1998 newsletter of New Mexicans for Science and Reason contained an article written by physicist Mark Boslough claiming that the Alabama Legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi to the "Biblical value" of 3.0.[citation needed] This claim originally appeared as a news story in the 1961 science fiction novel Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein.[5]
  • Spaghetti trees: The BBC television programme Panorama ran a famous hoax in 1957, showing the Swiss harvesting spaghetti from trees. They had claimed that the despised pest, the spaghetti weevil, had been eradicated. A large number of people contacted the BBC wanting to know how to cultivate their own spaghetti trees. It was, in fact, filmed in St Albans.[6]
  • Left Handed Whoppers: In 1998, Burger King ran an ad in USA Today, saying that people could get a Whopper for left-handed people whose condiments were designed to drip out of the right side.[7] Not only did customers order the new burgers, but some specifically requested the "old", right-handed burger.[8]
  • Taco Liberty Bell: In 1996, Taco Bell took out a full-page advertisement in The New York Times announcing that they had purchased the Liberty Bell to "reduce the country’s debt" and renamed it the "Taco Liberty Bell." When asked about the sale, White House press secretary Mike McCurry replied tongue-in-cheek that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold and would henceforth be known as the Lincoln Mercury Memorial.[9]
  • San Serriffe: The Guardian printed a supplement in 1977 praising this fictional resort, its two main islands (Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse), its capital (Bodoni), and its leader (General Pica). Intrigued readers were later disappointed to learn that San Serriffe (sans serif) did not exist except as references to typeface terminology. (This comes from a Jorge Luis Borges story.)[10]
  • Metric time: Repeated several times in various countries, this hoax involves claiming that the time system will be changed to one in which units of time are based on powers of 10.[11]
  • Smell-o-vision: In 1965, the BBC purported to conduct a trial of a new technology allowing the transmission of odor over the airwaves to all viewers. Many viewers reportedly contacted the BBC to report the trial’s success. [12] In 2007, the BBC website repeated an online version of the hoax.[13]
  • Tower of Pisa: The Dutch television news reported once in the 1950s that the Tower of Pisa had fallen over. Many shocked people contacted the station.[14]
  • Write Only Memory: Signetics advertised Write Only Memory IC databooks in 1972 through the late 1970s.[15]
  • The Canadian news site bourque.org announced in 2002 that Finance Minister Paul Martin had resigned "in order to breed prize Charolais cattle and handsome Fawn Runner ducks.
  • Basketball Team Wins Match 100-0, Requests Game Forfeit

    Thursday, March 26th, 2009

    The Covenant school, a high school based in Dallas Texas, are seeking to forfeit the win of their girls’ basketball team against the Dallas Academy, after winning, 100-0. They have apologized to the losing school and called the game "shameful and embarrassment." They seek to forfeit the win because, as they said, "victory without honor is a great loss."

     

    Wonder why they haven’t thought of this during the game itself.

    The Heroic Parrot

    Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

    A Quaker parrot has been given the local Red Cross chapter’s Animal Lifesaver Award in Denver after his cries of alarm alerted his owner that the girl she was babysitting was in trouble.

    Willie the parrot, owned by Megan Howard, was in the Kuusk’s residence because his owner was babysitting Hannah, the daughter. Megan had stepped out of the room when Hannah suddenly started choking on her breakfast. Willie repeatedly yelled "Mama, Baby!" while flapping his wings, calling the attention of Megan. She returned to the room to find Hannah already turning a shade of blue. She performed Heimlich maneuver on the little girl, but said that Willie is "the real hero" of the story.

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