Funny limerick I found online:

‘Tis a favourite project of mine,

A new value of pi to assign.

I would fix it at 3,

For it’s simpler, you see,

Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9

As they say, everyone loves pi.:P

Bennet Cerf, founder of Random House Book Publishing, once made a bet after ounding his company with Theodor Geisel, that his friend would not be able to write a book that only has 50 different words in it.

Theodor Geisel agreed, and he went on to write that book, which became a best-seller and isin fact the fourth best-selling children’s book of all time.

The title of the book? Green Eggs & Ham.

Theodor Geisel is also known as Dr. Seuss.:D 

I do, I do like to blog

I write it while sitting on a log

Or while standing in the fog

I could do it while lost in the bog

Or while my sink has a clog

Even while I go on a jog!

I do so like

to blog!

So put me on a bike,

or on a hog,

or I can take a hike,

But do let me write my blog! 

There was a young girl named Jill

Who freaked at the sight of a drill

She brushed every day

So her dentist would say,

“Your teeth are quite perfect. No bill.”

Man, this limerick reminded me of the last time I had to go to the dentist.@_@ I was never really afraid to go to the dentist, but the last one was a nightmare. I h ad four teeth filled. To make things worse, I had two of my growing wisdom teeth extracted by a surgeon, because they didn’t grow the way they should. Why a surgeon? Because the regular dentist couldn’t do it.@_@ The only good thing was, he was really good, so he pulled both teeth out in 15 minutes.

I find something funny though: if tooth decay is often caused by eating sweet stuff, how come the “remedy” (ice cream) after tooth extraction is also sweet?:P (Obviously a lousy attempt to defend my sweet tooth :p)

There was a young lady named Sturkey
Who swam like an overweight turkey
Which was not well advised
For her boat once capsized
And the rest of her story’s quite mirky

Poor Sturkey.:( I can relate with her, because I can’t swim at all.:(

Hmmm… And I thought that hair like a bird’s nest was just an expression.:p

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, ‘It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!’