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Archive for February, 2009

Another Loony Law

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

In Cleveland, Ohio, it’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

 

It’s a good thing mice couldn’t read then, because Cleveland would have a rodent-human ratio of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,

000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,

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Ironic World Record

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

07be5f01-699e-4412-a9c4-e167fb035c72 The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

Trust this to put their name in their own book - other than what appears on the title.

Shoe Shopping

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

The best time for a person to buy shoes is in the afternoon. This is because the foot tends to swell a bit around this time.

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Who Needs Twilight?

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans annually.

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And you know what? I don’t think it has anything to do with the Cullens.:P

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Weird News

Monday, February 16th, 2009

If you can’t prevent a robbery, steal the getaway car.:D

From Yahoo! News:

BELLEVUE, Wash. – A man in Washington state made sure a pair of burglars didn’t get away with his three flat-screen televisions — he moved their getaway car.

Patrick Rosario was in the basement of his Bellevue home on Tuesday when he heard the burglars upstairs.

The Seattle Times says the 32-year-old Rosario, who had been laid off from his job as a Washington Mutual manager, called 911 while he sneaked out of the house.

He saw a white van sitting in front of his house with the motor running and the keys in the ignition, and he got in and drove it to a friend’s house.

Police say the burglars left the televisions, a laptop computer and a jewelry box by the door and took off on foot.

The sheriff’s office said no arrests had been made.

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