Truth is Stranger than Fiction Alright
In Bridgeport, Connecticut, a man got arrested after he ordered his pet to attack two officers. It would’ve worked - if not for the fact that his Fido is actually a 9-foot python.
Police went to 21-year-old Victor Rodriguez’s place when they received a report saying he threatened his girlfriend with his pet albino python. When they showed up on his doorstep, the guy apparently sic-ed his snake on them, but the reptile probably didn’t feel like moving, and didn’t obey his master.
Both Rodriguez and his pet were eventually taken away. Rodriguez was brought to a jail, and the python to an animal control shelter.

June 20th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Bad python.
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
LOL. Sick em’ fluffy! Oh wow..ROTFL.
I still can’t believe this.