Lucky Gits
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
How lucky can you get? Nature not only blessed them the chance to move at their own pace (or crawl, or whatever it is that you call their actions), but they can also snooze whenever they want, however long they want it. Maybe they should’ve been the ones named “sloth” instead.

May 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 am
Wow, 3 years.
May 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
HAHAHA. So their one dream can last up to 3 years. That’s what you called A DREAM THAT IS ALMOST REAL!!
May 26th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
So most of their lifespan is spent on sleeping?