Apparently, there are no turkeys in Turkey.

And here I thought that the reason why they have that name is because there were a lot of turkeys running around there in the not-so-distant past.  I wonder where they got the name then.

Reindeer! Apparently, they love bananas too!

Gimme our bananas, and Frosty doesn’t get hurt!

I wonder how they are able to get bananas from the trees (and yes, they’re not really trees, but shrubs - or was it herbs)?

(And we get even more random…)

You’re born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!

I wonder what happened to the other bones. Did they get absorbed or something?

By partially filling saucers with vinegar and distributing the saucers around a room, you can eliminate odors.

Now on to the next question: how do you get of the sour smell left by the vinegar?

Remember the loony laws I posted some time back? Here are a bunch more for your enjoyment!

Oh, and for those who plan to visit Texas anytime soon, remember: buffalo should be kept off the streets, capice?