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Jabberwocky

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Who says writers always have to make sense? Lewis Carroll, author of “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” actually wrote a poem that does not make sense at all. This poem actually appears in the sequel of “Alice in Wonderland”, called “Through the Looking Glass.”

Here is the poem:

Jabberwocky

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

If you can’t understand anything, don’t worry, I don’t either.@_@ And yes, it’s not supposed to make sense. Lewis Carroll tried to help us out, though, by making a glossary of the words there.

Bandersnatch – A swift moving creature with snapping jaws. Capable of extending its neck.
Borogove – A thin shabby-looking bird with its feathers sticking out all round, something like a live mop.
Brillig – Four o’clock in the afternoon: the time when you begin broiling things for dinner.
Burbled – Possibly a mixture of “bleat”, “murmur”, and “warble“.(Burble is also an actual word, circa 1303, meaning to form bubbles as in boiling water.)
Chortled - Combination of chuckle and snort.
Frabjous - Probably a blend of fair, fabulous, and joyous .
Frumious – Combination of “fuming” and “furious.”
Galumphing - Perhaps a blend of “gallop” and “triumphant.” (Used to describe a way of “trotting” down hill, while keeping one foot further back than the other. This enables the Galumpher to stop quickly)
Gimble – To make holes like a gimlet.
Gyre – To go round and round like a gyroscope. However, Carroll also wrote in Mischmasch that it meant to scratch like a dog.
Jubjub – A desperate bird that lives in perpetual passion.
Manxome – Fearsome; the word is of unknown origin.
Mimsy – Combination of “miserable” and “flimsy.”
Mome – Possibly short for “from home,” meaning that the raths had lost their way.
Outgrabe (past tense; present tense outgribe) – Something between bellowing and whistling, with a kind of sneeze in the middle.
Rath – A sort of green pig.
Slithy – Combination of “slimy” and “lithe.”
Toves – A combination of a badger, a lizard, and a corkscrew. They are very curious looking creatures which make their nests under sundials. They live on cheese. Pronounced so as to rhyme with groves. Note that “gyre and gimble,” i.e. rotate and bore, is in reference to the toves being part corkscrew, at least by Humpty Dumpty’s definitions.
Tulgey - Thick, dense, dark.
Uffish – A state of mind when the voice is gruffish, the manner roughish, and the temper huffish.
Wabe – The grass plot around a sundial. It is called a “wabe” because it goes a long way before it, and a long way behind it, and a long way beyond it on each side.

Helpful man… Or not.

 

This Goes Out for All the Wallflowers Out There

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Believe it or not, there was this British how called “Watching Paint Dry”, where viewers can actually, er, watch paint dry. I’m kidding you not. Viewers, in real time, watch different kinds of paint dry. Name it, they’ve shown it: gloss, matte, satin, etc.

 

You know what’s funnier? The show was not shown on air, because they deemed it “too boring”. Gee, I wonder why? Instead, they broadcasted it on the internet, for people to watch via live streaming.

Well, they do have a reason for that. They said that they made it a bit tongue-in-cheek, just because they said the show pretty much matches all other reality TV shows, and in fact, has better quality.

Oh, how the rich waste, er, spend their money.

 

You Have Jelly for Brains

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

If you hook Jell-O up to an EEG, it registers movements almost identical to a human adult’s brain waves.

Oh-kay. Now that was just too random.@_@ I mean, how can Jell-O give off signals or whatever it is you call those lines registered on the EEG?

 

Chef’s Hat

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

The weird mushroom-like shape of a chef’s hat actually has a thermodynamic (or whatever it’s classified as) reason: its shape allows air to circulate around the scalp, keeping the head cool in a hot kitchen.

 

Still does not explain why chefs have the notorious reputation of having a temper though. Shouldn’t they have cool heads because of their hats?:P

 

Animals on a Face

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

How many animals do you see? We were able to count 24! How about you?

For the record, I have no idea what the answer really is.@_@

 

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