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People = Lethal

The average human body contains enough: iron to make a three inch nail, sulfur to kill all fleas on an average dog, carbon to make 900 pencils, potassium fire a toy cannon, fat to make 7 bars of soap, phosphorous to make 8 match heads, and water to fill a ten gallon tank.

 

Guess we don’t need to be allergic to a green stone to be super already - but then, I don’t think we can give off these parts by choice.

What surprises me the most is the water: with that much in our system, it’s a wonder we don’t squish while we walk.:P

 

4 Responses to “People = Lethal”

  1. the_rock_out:hellokitty.com Says:

    enough insanity to clog the mighty mississippi

  2. Raein Says:

    I know, right! XD

    When I donated blood, everyone was saying: you just lost a few pounds. Hee.

  3. the_rock_out:hellokitty.com Says:

    oh oh oh, irrationality to kill a horse!

  4. lilybethflame:hellokitty.com Says:

    Wow, thats amazing, I mean…wow…

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