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Queenie

March 11th, 2010 by shadowcat13:kuririnmail.com

The ship, the Queen Elizabeth 2, should always be written as QE2. QEII is the actual queen.

Heaven forbid someone mistook one for the other. 

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Small but Terrible… And Heavy

March 9th, 2010 by shadowcat13:kuririnmail.com

The total combined weight of the world’s ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.

Makes you wonder why they’re not said to be the creatures that will eventually take over the world.

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Wartime is Playtime

March 8th, 2010 by shadowcat13:kuririnmail.com

Napoleon made his battle plans in a sandbox.

Let me guess: he declared war against those who kicked sand in his face or stole his favorite toys.

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Laurel Lies

March 5th, 2010 by shadowcat13:kuririnmail.com

The reason why Julius Caesar wore the laurel wreath? It wasn’t to show his wisdom or his position. Apparently, he was so self-conscious about his receding hairline that he started wearing the laurel wreath to try to hide it.

There goes the laurel leaf trophies.

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Full Moon Diet

March 4th, 2010 by shadowcat13:kuririnmail.com

Apparently, you will weigh less if you weigh yourself when the moon is full.

Wonder what happens. Maybe all of the missing fat meet up together to form werefat.:P

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