So it’s been snowing since Friday night, and we now have litterally a foot and a half of snow. We have these big rocks in our yard that are the size of a medium sized child and they’re totally covered, you can’t even see them. We’re under a Blizzard Advisory. It’s insanity. So yeah, as stated in previous entries, if you’re thinking about moving to southern Ohio, don’t do it. There are so many reasons.
1. Blizzards in March
2. Gossipy jerks who follow your every move
3. Our mall sucks, all of the malls around here do.
4. The schools are crap
5. The roads are crap
6. The town is crap
7. There’s litterally nothing to do, ever.
8. Everyone in your age group will automaticly hate you for something trivial you did in Junior High, even if you can’t remember what it was
9. There are no jobs here, none.
10. It smells like the paper mill everywhere you go. (paper mills tend to have sort of a rotting eggs smell that you can smell for miles.)
11. Right directly in the middle of town is an Air Force base that’s actually the 5th highest military target in the country.
12. The water was contaminated in the late 70’s from a cement factory and now alot of women have to have Hysterectomies. The rate of Hysterectomy is 5 times higher in southern Ohio than anywhere else on this side of the country.
So if you’re thinking about moving to southern Ohio, DON’T. There are just so many reasons that 11 just doesn’t even begin to cover it. lol
But the good news is because of the snow I’ve had a chance to get some serious eBay time in. I got some really cool stuff.
*nip loves steve*
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