ust now, I went to the King’s Club to do sports. Suddenly found that my cell phone was out of charge….well I’ve go on line for about 2 hours…but it cost me 500yuan…so horrible…I can’t trust…that can be robbery…so terrible….
早上很早就醒了。。。再也睡不著了。。。就起床了。。。外面的天還是好熱。。哎。。。討厭。。。今天要下雷陣雨。。。煩阿。。最近不開心的事好多。。。好累好煩。。好鬱悶。。。
one week past. so tired. too much uhhappy things…too disapointed. never thought that will have such teacher like this…i’ve just cried…but it’s still useless…how can i do?too tired…too hard…too tired…
The first is a play for 2 people, called “The Great Chen”.
Important man: “OK,Chen. I want you to sell some pencils.”
Chen: “Pen-solls”
Important man: “That’s right,Chen. Now, when you see someone coming down the
street, I want you to tell them what you are selling.”
Chen: “Pen-solls.”
Important man: “Yes,Chen. Be more enthusiastic about it.”
Chen:(waving his hands in the air) “Pen-solls!”
Important man: “Very good,Chen. Now,people will wnt to buy you pencils, and
they will ask how much they are. They come in $2,$5 and $10 packs. Got that?”
Chen: “Pen-solls?”
Important man: “No; Two,Five,Ten.”
Chen: “Two…Five…Ten!”
Important man: “I think you’ve got that. NOw CHen, one more thing. Some people
might ask why they should buy your pencils. If they ask that, Chen, I want you
to tell them this. “If you don’t, somebody else will.”
Chen: “If you don’t…somebody else will!”
Important man: “Very good. Now, go out onto the street and sell pencils!”
The important man walks slowly off stage, and Chen walks slowly to the other
side of the stage. A man on the street approaches Chen. Chenruns towards him
waving his hands.
Chen:(loudly)”Pen-solls!”
Man on the street: “Hey, you’re really rude! How many people have you shouted
like this?”
Chen:”Two,Five,Ten!”
Man on the street:”You’re really asking for a punch in the mouth.”
Chen:”If you don’t…somebody else will!”
Man on the street punches Chen,who falls flat. That’s the end of the play.
These 2 plays are for more than 2 people.
THE SIBERIAN CHICKEN FARMER.
Farmer: “Here,chick chick chick…Here,chick chick chick…”
Two policemen come up behind the farmer.
Policeman: “Comrade! What are you doing?”
Farmer: “I’m feeding my chickens.”
Policemen: “What are you feeding them, Comrade?”
Farmer: “Corn.”
Policemen: “Fool! There is a shortage of corn!”
The policemen arrest the farmer. As they take him off the stage they
say: “Three years in the work camp for you!”
NARRATOR:”THREE YEARS LATER,…”
Farmer: “Here,chick chick chick…Here, chick chick chick…”
Two policemen come up behind the farmer.
Farmer:(turning around slightly)”Uh oh…”
Policemen: “Comrade. What are you doing?”
Farmer: “I’m feeding my chickens.”
Policemen: “What are you feeding them,Comrade?”
Farmer: “Wheat.”
Policemen: “Fool! There is a shortage of wheat.”
The policemen arrest the farmer. As they are taking him off the stage they
say: “Five years in the work camps for you!”
NARRATOR: “FIVE YEARS LATER,…”
Farmer: “Here, chick chick chick…Here, chick chick chick…”
Two policemen come up behind the farmer.
Farmer:(turning around slightly)”Uh oh”
Policemen: “Comrade! What are you doing?”
Farmer: “I’m feeding my chickens.”
Policemen: “What are you feeding them, Comrade?”
Farmer: “Yuan.”
Policemen: “Yuan? But why are you feeding them yuan,Comrade?”
Farmer: “They can buy their own food!”
That’s the end of the play.
I’VE GOT TO GO WEE.
Five students are sleeping in a dormitory, all in a row. The Teacher on one
end, and the youngest student on the other.
The youngest student climbs over all the other sleeping students, who try to
remain asleep, and shakes the teacher.
Young student: “Teacher! Teacher! I have to go wee!”
Teacher: “Huh? What? Go back to sleep.”
The young student crawls back over everyone and goes back to sleep for 5
seconds.
The young student climbs over all the other sleeping students, who try to
remain asleep, and shakes the teacher.
Young student: “Teacher! Teacher! I have to go wee!”
Teacher: “uh? What? Go back to sleep.”
The young student crawls back over everyone and goes back to sleep for 5
seconds.
The young student climbs over all the sleeping students, who try to remain
asleep, and shakes the teacher.
Young student: “TEACHER! TEACHER! I HAVE TO GO WEE!”
Teacher: “OK! OK! If you have to go. GO!”
The young stands up and waves his hands in the air, and shouts: “WEE!!”
That’s the end of the play.
今天天好熱，又在下雨。。。空氣中的濕度很高。。。人很難受。。。下午加早上把三分企劃和教案全寫完了。。。現在沒什麼心事了。。不過覺得好空。。。感覺周圍的一切都好不真實。。呵。。很奇怪。。很莫名吧。。。
前一陣子一直用英文寫博客，被很多的朋友罵了。。。 - 那好吧。。就重新用匯中文寫咯。。。這個星期過得還可以吧。。或許是因為我把很多的東西都看開了吧。。。這樣也不會太在意了。。雖然還是有人老是要和我過不去。。不過算了。。最近團委有好多的事。。我要寫好幾份計劃書。。雖說會滿忙。。。不過很開心。。。因為可以為大家做事。。。可以幫到很多對我好和我也很重視的人。。。也不想辜負他們。。。要用一顆感恩的心去對待每一個在我身邊的人。。。無論他對我是好是壞。。。
Love is something we do to each other.
And can not dake it back.
It’s like that mail ,once dropped in the box.
It’s in the hands of a higher authority.
What’s said is done and written in the heart.
And its best salutation is always your first name.
It stands alone . Always alone.
And you’ll never know if it was received even it was delivered in person.
Love is always generous and gives more than it takes.
It lives for a scond helping and when the spoon goes in the dish,a third or fourth time,
It’s a sermon on the mount-the loaves.
And fishes keep on coming.
Love is beyond value.
No scales can weight it.
No accountant can account for it.
No poet can poet it.
It simply is something we do to each other and can not take back.
Don’t wait for a smile to be nice.
Don’t wait to be loved,to love.
Don’t wait to be lonely,to recognize the value of a friend.
Don’t wait for the best job to begin to work.
Don’t wait to have a lot to share a bit.
Don’t wait for the fall to remember the adcive.
Don’t wait for pain to believe in friedship.
Don’t wait to have time,to be able to serve.
Don’t wait to hurt anyone else to apologies,neither speparation to make it up.
Don’t wait…
Because you don;t know how long it will take.
Just now,i went out for shopping. On the way i saw there’s three unanswered phone. Checked it that’s from Jackie. Called back he said,that he was be with Yoyo,and ther were on the 4th floor in Metro City having ice-cream. Both of them didn’t have took their purse,that need me to pay for them. For that and also want to see Yoyo,i’ve gone. But all the time i being with them were arguing with Jackie. He is the one who alwayse made me headache. Oh…my goodness. Any time to be with him are too horrible,his my horroble dream…
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