You know, this blog is called KASUMI and Ao-chan’s Randomness, and I bet you’re tired of Ao-chan (”Hey! No one gets tired of me!”) So here’s a pwetty wittle video I made out of boredom 8D

-_-U

Oh, and the song is “Ramen 3Pun Cooking” by Otsuka Ai :D

**If it currently hates me and is not showing, you can see it HERE =D

Ao-chan always sits right in front of the keyboard when I blog to make sure everything is about ‘him’ (-__-) He didn’t like the old layout with My Melody, so I showed him the page with layout choices.

“Hey! How about that white bunny there?”

“Cinnamoroll? And he’s not a bunny, he’s a dog.”
“What? No! It’s a full-blooded bunny, I can tell. We bunnies know when we see a fellow comrade! It’s instinct!”
“Pfft. Some instinct. I’m telling you, it’s a dog.”
“PROVE IT!”

Look what Sanrio.com has to say:

“…a tiny, white puppy came floating by…”

OHHHHH, What now, Ao-chan?! >:D

Ao-chan just sat there, wide eyed.
“Wha- but… no! It’s- it…”
“The proof’s riiight there.”
“…..”
=D
“Well, it’s Japanese, that’s why! I don’t have that connection with Japanese thingys!”
“But your name is Japanese, Ao-chan. BLUE-chan.”
“…… Everything I know is wrongggg! TT_TT

But whatever! Just click the layout!”

You know, i’m not really sure who won this one xD

Ao-chan has a problem. Well actually, he has many problems, but there is one that is very serious. I keep telling him not to do it, and it’s going to ruin his life, but he just doesn’t listen. You might or might not know someone who’s addicted to… this…

That’s right. FROSTED. MINI. WHEATS.
….
Notice I said ‘might’….

But it seriously is a problem. I bought some at Walmart today, and five minutes later, this is what happened:

“Holy cow, Ao-chan, did you eat it all?!”
“No… er… yes… uh… maybe- AUGH, KASUMI, IT HURTS”
“Hm. Maybe we should give you CPR…”
“No, I- I- WA HA HA HA HAAAAAA~!”
He lost it. Those commercials about wheat boosting your brain activity were true…

This is what you call Ao-chan at super speed…

“BWAAAA HA HA KASUMI I FEEL GREAT I FEEL LIKE JUMPING OFF OF-”

THUNK
Ao-chan just fell over, randomly. And that is what you would call an after-effect… -_-U

I curse whoever came up with Frosted Mini Wheats.

3:00 AM:

“Hey Kasumi. I’m boreddd”
“Ao-chan, please just sleep for once…”
“Wait! I know! Let’s tell scaaaary stoooories~!

“ARGH, no. Turn off that annoying light and go to sleep!”
I threw a pillow at him from my bed.
“Ahem. Well. I’ll start first. So there was this house. And these people lived in it. And — DUN DUN DUHHHH– the fridge was empty..”
“And they all died, happily ever after. Boring story, Ao-chan.”
“No! They didn’t die! Usually having an empty fridge is only really bad, right? But in their case, it was really really bad. There was a reason the fridge was empty. It wasn’t because the girl was too lazy to get up and go to the grocery store so they had to eat off of stale cereal and eat things randomly thrown into a pan by Kasumi- I mean the girl.*cough*. It was scary because all of the food left by itself.”
It sounds stupid, but as he was talking I could have sworn I felt like I was being watched O_O
“…And you know why?! Can you guess? Huh? HUH?!”
“*Sigh* A nuclear explosion.”
“No, Kasumi! Geez, you’re bad at scary stories.”
Look who’s talking e_e
“Anyways, one night the girl who lived at the house got up and went to the fridge for some milk. But when she opened it, she saw… she saw… WAAAGH Kasumi, SAVE MEEE!”
“What the- Ao-chan, don’t get scared at your own stupid story!”
“Uhm, uh, I think i’ll go t-to sleep now. It’s too frightening.”
“Whatever. At least you’ll shut up.”

At around four in the morning, I was thirsty. For milk, of all things…
My eyes were only half open, but I somehow got down the stairs without injury.
I reached my hand out…
Opened the refrigerator door…
And screamed.
“WAAAAAAAGH! AO-CHAAAAAN!”

You might say, “How the heck is that scary?!” but it was TT_TT

But it was scary to Ao-chan too >:D

But ramen isn’t a fruit…

Yes, I know April Fools was a while ago, but it has taken me a while to recover from the trauma Ao-chan has recently caused me.

See, to Ao-chan, April Fools means you can hurt people all you want but if you add “April Fools!” to it, it’s funny T_T

Siiiiigh.

Unfortunatly I’ve been unusually mean to Ao-chan lately, eh heh heh…

So he really went all-out this year TT_TT

First, he trashed my notebook:

…Two days before my test =3=

Then he used my toothbrush:

…To clean the toilet TT_TT

He deleted all of my pictures and filled them with this:

(Ao-chan: In 87 unique poses! =D”)

And the last straw. He… changed… my… wallpaper…

I’m scarred for life. D:

“AO-CHAAAAAN!! You- you- RAWR!”
“I see… so how’s life?”
“How’s… life?! TERRIBLE! You just ruined my stuff and used April Fools as a stupid excuse!!”
“Me? Noooo, what’re you talking about? What is this ‘April Fools’”?
“Don’t give me that! D:”
He just walked off to the Wii… n_n
But I also had one April Fools joke for him >:D
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! KASUMIIIIIII!”

I taped a picture I drew of a bunny caught in a snare.

It was a cute bunny…

I’m sorry you had to hear that, kids. -_-U
But sometimes I go a little crazy…
Maybe I should stop tormenting Ao-chan back though, because I woke up with a bed full of toothpaste TT_TT

Tough love, much?

20Q. You’ve probably heard of it, that annoying little “game” where you’ve gotta answer 20 questions, and it’ll guess what your thinking of. And if you’re not careful, you might just end up sitting there for hours pressing those stupid buttons.
Well, Ao-chan just discovered mine, laying in the back of my closet in hopes i’d never see it again.

“Hey Kasumi, what’s thiiis?”
“Ao-chan, stop digging through my- oh great, not that…”
I knew Ao-chan would end up doing something stupid with it.
“Well, what is it?”
*Sigh* I explained it to him.
“HA. You mean this thing is gonna try to outsmart me?”
Actually, it’s not too hard to do that xD
“Yes, Ao-chan. Now go away.”
So he hopped off in front of the TV and I heard that stupid beeping sound. Ten minutes later,
“KASUMIIII! COME QUICK!”
“What could you have possibly-”

In front of him sat the 20Q, and he looked amazed.
“Kasumi! Kasumi! It guessed a bunny! This thing’s amazing!”
“Sorry to break it to you, but a bunny’s not that hard.”
“Whatever! It can read my mind!”
Ugh. For three hours I heard:
“Kasumi! A lion!”
“Kasumi! A pencil!”
“Kasumi! A Pikachu!”
I knew I should have smashed it when I had the chance T_T

When I called Ao-chan down for dinner, he brought it with him.
“So 20Q, what are we having tonight?”
Beep. Beep. (x20)
When I finished eating:
“You’re right! Corn! But what meat?”

I was amazed at how stupid he was xD

“Hey Kasumi, wanna ask 20Q what you’re brushing your teeth with?”
-_-
“No. A toothbrush.”
“Hey! You’ve gotta give him time!”
“Ao-chan, it’s not a ‘he’. That’s an electronical device programmed by some guy who probably lived his life in front of the computer in his mom’s basement.”
“Shush! You’re offending him! His godly powers can be used for evil, you know.”
That was it. I had enough of this.
“Gimme that!”
I took the 20Q from Ao-chan and chunked it out the bathroom window. He was shocked >:D
“H-how could you, Kasumi?!”
“Sorry. My hand slipped.”
I also did this:

(Ao-chan: *Sniff* Animal Cruelty!)

Yes, I was being very mean, but someone had to set him straight -nod nod-

Eh…. Ao-chan’s really mad at me for not blogging in a long time, and I value my life, so are you happy now, Ao-chan?!

 Anyways, the title says it all. Ao-chan’s gone *gasp* vegetarian! I didn’t think it would be humanly possible for me to use those two words in a sentence without ‘never will be’, but it’s true O_O When you think about it, it’s kinda wrong for a bunny his size to be eating cow meat anyway… But it’s annoying when he eats all my ricecakes TT_TT

So when he first told me I thought it was a joke xD But when we went to a restaurant, he tried to prove me wrong -_-

“Soooo Ao-chan, whatcha gonna get? The kid’s menu only has meat or macaroni.”
“I hate macaroni! And i’m not eating meat, remember? Uhhhh… i’ll eat… ketchup then!”
“Erm… are you sure about that? I could order just bread or something…”
“No! Bring me the ketchup! D:

“…. Are you really gonna eat that? It’s nasty.”
“Yes! Yes I am.”
I saw him eyeing my burger -_-*

Somehow he ended up squirting ketchup on me, so I had to go to the bathroom and get it off my shirt n__n

When I came back I saw this:

*Gasp* “Ao-chan!”
“Whaaat?”
“You… you broke your promise!”
“So what? This promise wasn’t very tasty, sooo…”

That day he still claimed he was vegetarian T_T