……
I fear this D:

And now Ao-chan knows it.
That’s a /very/ scary thought (ﾟ~ﾟ;)

“It’s just a book!” you might say, but oh ho ho, it’s more. A while ago I was forced to read ‘Watership Down’. And I was never the same D:
Seriously. A book where bunnies rip each other apart at certain scenes is enough to scar you for life. But the movie’s much worse o__o

Anyway, because of the fact it had a bunny on it, Ao-chan ressurected it from the depths of my closet, unknowning of great power (OwO)

“A-ao-chaaan. Why are y-you touching… that… thing?!”
“Kasumi, look! It’s a story about bunnies!”
“Yes. I’m aware of that.”
“Aww, they’re looking for carrots! Except that one little bunny is deranged.”
“… Ao-chan, turn a few pages.”

“What? Oh…”

Ao-chan doesn’t have a very high reading level, but he could understand the scene.
…The scene where a bunny (Bigwig, if you’ve read it :D) gets caught in a snare D:
“ASDCGFSAFDGHASFD. KASUMI, WHYYY?! THIS BOOK IS EVIL!”

We both decided to keep it locked away in the neighbor’s shed -nodnod-

…Or so I thought D:
“WAAAAGH! AO-CHAAAAN~!”

Ao-chan hasn’t been doing anything interesting lately, so you’re forced to hear about my random obsession >:D

Hahahaha.
-pokes title-
If you haven’t, search “Starburst Commercial Berries and Cream” on Youtube right now 8D
I /command/ you xD
That commercial was wrong on so many levels xDD
But my friend showed me this, which is even weirder:

……
I don’t think I can ever look at Star Wars with a straight face again, tee hee.
Scared yet? ;D
(By the way, I didn’t make this :D And if it isn’t working go here)

…Stay in school, kids. It’s supposed to be good for you D:

…He thinks so too 8DD

It’s their first day 8D
They’re kinda nervous ;~;

SO LET’S ALL DO OUR BEST ON THAT FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL 8DD
-attempting to be motivational-

…I have no life, okay? xDD

Yeah, I know the Olympics ended earlier this week, but Ao-chan was mad at me for being lazy.
So, TA-DAH, more useless information about his life 8D

Ao-chan seemed fascinated about the Olympics even though he didn’t have a clue what it was, besides that it had something to do with rainbow circles 8D
…You don’t understand how hard it is to explain something to Ao-chan. So I saved myself the pain and gave him this to explain it:

Anyone remember this game? 8D It came out at the last 2004 Olympics ;3
“Kasumi, this is stupid! Why would I want to run for no reason? ”
“KASUMI, THIS GAME HATES ME!”
Okay, well, nevermind. So it didn’t do as much as I thought it would -_-U Maybe Ao-chan’s just a lost cause 8D But I don’t think i’ll be playing that game any time soon TT_TT

The one thing he did understand was the opening ceremony, at least.
“WHOOOA, WHY IS THAT STADIUM UNDER ATTACK?!”
“Those are fireworks. They’re supposed to be entertaining.”
“It’d be entertaining if the stadium exploded 8D”
“Why such violent thoughts? D:”
The only reason his tiny attention span sat through the whole thing was because of motivation–
“Kasumi, when do you think Estonia will be here? Where’s Estonia? WHERE WHERE WHERE?!”
“What the- Estonia? Do you even know what that is?”
“Yeah, it’s a small European country It is bordered to the north by Finland across the Gulf of Finland, to the west by Sweden, to the south by Latvia, and east by the Russian Federation.”
o____o
“Huh?”
“Amazed by my powers, no? >:D”
Anyway, Estonia finally marched on screen, and Ao-chan went crazy o.o I don’t understand his obsessions.
“LOOOK! IT’S ESTONIA! THIS IS A MOMENT IN WORLD HISTORY! KASUMI! GET THE CAMERA!”

The next time I walked in my room Ao-chan had made himself this:

“Kasumi! Come join my conquest for Olympic gold!”
“… What events could you actually win at? xD”
“Oh ho ho, you underestimate me skill!”

“…FOR I AM THE REIGNING CHAMP OF TENNIS!”
“The Wii? Ao-chan, the olympics are about physical sports. Not electronic gaming systems, sorry. ”
“What? B-but… They said tennis…”
“Yeah. On a real court. EX-ER-CISE. (: ”
“;~; My dreams are crushed. FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD!”
Uh oh :x
“Wait, you could always play the Ham Ham Games. 8D”
“That cheap imitaion? No, that could never fullfill my destiny D:”

The next day:

-insert olympic sounding music here-
“PRESENTING… TEAM USA’S HOPE FOR THE FUTURE…
…TEEEEEEAM AO-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!”
-insert fake applause-

“…Ao-chan, what the heck is this? xD”
He explained each member of the team… -_-U
“So what is that goat for?”
“Goaty? Hm. I don’t really know. He just kinda showed up, and we needed a sixth member..”
Isn’t it a bit ironic that 1/2 of the members are Japanese characters? xD
“WE WILL BE INVINCIBLE!”
I flipped on the TV.
“Hey Ao-chan, Estonia’s competing in the swimming right now.”
“ESTONIA?! Forget Team Ao-chan, I was the only contributing member anyway! I’M COMING, MY LOVE~!”

The other members looked rejected D:
Except for the goat. He looked… goat-ish o_o

(”WHOOO! GO FOR THAT GOLD, ESTONIAN!”)
By the way, what happened to supporting Team USA? xD

Gah, I can’t believe I forgot to write about Venice o:
It was the most amzing city, considering it really is on water. There are absolutely no cars, but people have little boats to go down on the canals instead :D
…I forgot to tell Ao-chan about the amount of water in this city. So when we arrived, he was pretty mad.
“Kasumi. WHAT. IS. THIS.”
“Uhhhhm. Water?”
“CORRECT! Water is the /face of evil/. Which means this is the city of evil. I WANNA GO BACK TO FLORENCE. NOW.”
…I ignored his sulking 8D

Venice’s biggest canal, the Grand Canal ;D
Ao-chan’s head is too big, so I put two pictures next to each other xD (Although both were slightly cut off…)

Yeah. This is Venice’s waste disposal system =D Hahaha. A dump boat.
This interested Ao-chan a bit, so he was getting used to being so near what he calls ‘death’.

I’m surprised i’m still alive after I told Ao-chan what we were doing later xD
You just /can’t/ go to Venice and not go for a gondola ride. That would just be… uh… un-tourist-ish. xD

…
Some guy was singing in Italian in the boat next to us, but you couldn’t hear him under all of Ao-chan’s screaming.
“WAAAAA! GET- ME- OFFA THIS THING!!”
“Ao-chan, calm down, you won’t die!”
He didn’t hear me… -_-U

Everytimg time the boat rocked, he yelled even louder xD
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

“Kasumi, I don’t like going down this dark alley. What if Italian gangsters come and jumps us with their spatulas?!”
“Shut up, Ao-chan. You’re ruining the mood, and wait- what? Spatulas? Where did that come from?”

…Poor Ao-chan D: By the time it was over, he was pretty traumatized.
If I knew what ‘Stupid Americans’ in Italian sounded, i’m sure I would have heard one of the gondoliers say it xD

From the belltower o:
Apparently Ao-chan has no fear of heights xD
“Hey, can we go bungee jumping?”
“Of the belltower?! I’m pretty sure that’s illegal…”
“Aw. But why?”
“What do you mean why? xD It’s dangerous.”

Yup, so this is the last post about Italy xD Sorry there wasn’t much…
We also took the train to Milan to fly home (we were only there for one day), but I didn’t take any pictures, sorry~ xD

I guess more things happened when we were gone than Ao-chan and I noticed…
Thursday, the day we got back, I was procrastinating blog-writing by looking around at other Sanriotown blogs xD
I just happened to click this one…

“Hey, Kasumi, Looook! It’s me!”
“What are you talk- whoa, it is you :o”
Our blog in the Blog All-Stars?!
Makes me feel special, tee hee :3
“Hah hah, that’s means i’m famous!”
“Uhm, yeah, no, not really.”
“Tsk tsk, Kasumi, jealousy gets you nowhere~~”
“What do you mean jealousy? If it weren’t for me you wouldn’t be here at all! Hey, look, it mentions ‘argue’ a lot…”
“Say what you want, but I know the truth! And we do not argue!”
“Heh. Yeah we do.”
“Do not!”
……

Later when Ao-chan reappeared he looked like this:

“Ao-chan, pfft, you- you look- BWA HA HA HAAA!”
“Classy? Why, yes. Yes I do.”
“Uh, no I was, hee hee, gonna say silly… pfft!”
“Silly? Do you know who you’re talking too? With my newfound fame, it’s only customary for me to show my classiness”
“You? Ha. ‘Classiness’? Haha. That’s from my sister’s doll.”
“… Well, it was an expensive doll. Anyway, i’d like to thank all my fans! Autographs are greatly welcome! Photos are also allowed.”
“What fans? Autographs? Hahaaa, Ao-chan, go do what you normally do, and stop looking so- ”
“Oh ho ho, since that’s what the audience loves, I think I will. But wait- we might need to make a few changes to boost ratings…”
“Changes, your face! The only change that’s gonna happen is that bowtie.”
“What? NO! It will never come off!”
e_e
Hopefully he won’t keep this up for long…

“Uhm, Kasumi?”
“What, Mr. I-wish-I-was-as-cool-as-I-thought-I-was?”
“… It’s hard to play the Wii with this bowtie.”
“Then take it off!”
“But I can’t!”
“Haha, forget about ‘classiness’ or whatever. Taking it off won’t do anything but make you look normal…”
“No, I can’t! TT_TT It’s stuck!”
>:D
“Hm, that’s a problem. Whatever shall I do?”
“PLEEEEASE!”
…I left it on him for a day xD

(Ao-chan: Isn’t that your crudy button on the Blog All-Stars? >:D)
He just likes to aggravate me TT_TT

It’s not that crudy! :x (Sorta… -_-U)

A few days later, we took a train from Rome to Florence =D
…….
I forgot my camera for half the time. Oh well, it was pretty much a small city with old art everywhere…
Ao-chan and I went to an old church that had the tombs of a bunch of important people, including Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo.
“WHAT?! B-but… how could they die? I see them every saturday morning!”
“What are you- oh, no, Ao-chan, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were named after them. Those were people, not freak reptiles.”
“Phew, okay, that’s good…”
“It’s good that someone died?!”
“Argh, no, forget it.”
It’s fun to mess with him xD
I think this is Michelangelo’s tomb:

xDDD I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist, haha.
And forgive me if I got the wrong turtle ;_;

Woot, Italian McDonalds xD

Next my family went to some museum, but I was kinda sick of old paintings, so Ao-chan and I made an escape.
“Bwa ha ha! Kasumi, we’re runaways!”
“That’s right >:D I dunno what this is either, but lets take a picture of you with it~”

Apparently, you can climb 400 steps to the top.
“Let’s do it!”
“NO. All you have to do is ride in my bag, and i’ll be the one doing all the work.”

In a plaza, some kid started feeding the pigeons… and really, there’s a reason you shouldn’t o_O

This is only half of them xD It looked like dirt was all over the ground…

“Here Ao-chan, take a picture with the pigeon o:”
“Ew, no! It’s all mangy and diseased and…”
I eventually got him to, but he wouldn’t get too close xD
The beep of the camera must’ve scared it or something (Ao-chan: I think it was just afraid of Kasumi >:D), because it jumped from it’s spot and ran into me on it’s way in the air…
“Heh… haha… HAHAHAHAHAAA!”
“What are you laughing at, Ao-chan?!”
“Kasumi… your… should- BWA HA HA HA!”
I slowly turned my head, and saw it. A chunk of green… pigeon present.
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” I started screaming and running around, scaring off all of the nearby birds xD
At least I can brag about getting pooped on by an Italian pigeon… -_-U
Is that a good thing or not? xD