Aaaanyway, recently Ao-chan got lost for two days.
I’ve gotta hand it to him though, this time he really did something difficult to do o3o

SO–
We put the tree up on Thanksgiving, and it was kind of suspicious that every once in a while a branch would move a bit. BUT THERE WAS NO WIND.
Dun dun duuuuuuh!
I think you know what that means.
It just so happened that Ao-chan went missing then. First I thought that maybe he accidentaly fell into the turkey or something, but there was no blue fur (oh darn- eh heh heh xD)
Suspicious, much?
But I didn’t think that Ao-chan would be in the tree. I mean seriously, he’s on bad terms with nature.
That, and I was wondering how long he’d stay in there.
I’d just take a chair and sit in front of the tree.
And stare.
I was waiting for him to say something.
Silence.
It was kinda creepy o_o So I went to check it out.

…
Yeahhhh.
“Ao-chan, uh…”
“Heyyyy Kasumi! Thank goodness! I thought I was a goner!”
“Huh?”
“Well, I, uh, wanted to see if I could brave the Alaskan wilderness… fighing polar bears and eskimos and all… but I fail D:”
“Er… so you went to the plastic Christmas tree in the living room?”
“Oh yeah! They’re best for training! But after losing my sense of direction, I noticed I lost my voice from screaming at video games ): …Then I must’ve gone to sleep, and you rescued me~! *-*”
“… This is why i’m a little worried about you o_O”
And then he just hopped out of the tree.

=3=

Since He doesn’t have the Wii, he needed alternate entertainment, so he decided on finding a pet for company. I refused the suggestion of a komodo dragon… o3o
(What kind of deranged bunny wants a pet that’s something higher than him in the food chain, anyway? xD)

“So then can we get a llama?!”
“From where?”
“Look here! They sell llamas!”

“Whoa… where did you get that? It /would/ be kind of cool to have a lllama…”
“From the neighbor’s trash. Now this is what I want for Chiristmas!”
“…Wait a second, Ao-chan, you don’t buy a llama for yourself, you buy it for some random little kid in South America.”
“What?! That’s not fair!”
“But they don’t have Wiis.”
“… Apparently, neither do I D:”

“…”
“…”
“Are you really /that/ lonely? You know, Google does give 10,300,000 results for rabbit therapy…”
“I don’t need therapy again! And… Canny is my friend. My BESTEST friend! 8D”
o_____O
…Guess what was for dinner that night, eh heh heh…
Then, when I wasn’t sure what to expect, I realized I was being shunned.

In German.
“Ein Kind plötzlich brach in Feuer geworfen wurde und aus einem sich bewegenden Fahrzeug! Ich schade, diejenigen, die zählen farbige Hühner vor Sonnenuntergang. Staunen!”
“Okay, okay, i’m sorry! The Wii still works, I only unplugged it!”
“Ah! Ich werde jetzt nicht mehr zu unterhalten mindlessly mich!”
“…You can stop with the German now…”
He already bounced over to the Wii at superspeed.
“WHOOO! YEAH! FORGET HIBERNATION! BRING IT, WINTER!”
Is it healthy for a bunny to stay at the Wii for three straight days? xDD

(PS- What Ao-chan is saying in German is something along the lines of “A kid burst into flames and was suddenly thrown out of a moving vehicle. I pity those who count colored chickens before sunset. Be amazed!” and “Now I won’t have to mindlessly entertain myself!” xDD No, I can’t speak German, haha)

…
What?
No, I knew what that meant.
Only one thing is capable of shouting such a wierd, unfitting phrase-

“AO-CHAN!”
“Ah yes! The fresh air of new hope is invigorating my senses!”
o.o
“What’s with the long words? And more importantly, why the heck are you in a peanut jar?!”
“Uhhhh… well I don’t really know how I got here… sleepwalking? Anyway, i’ve got some stuff to do, considering it’s spring and all…”
“How do you sleepwalk into a peanut jar? And by the way, it’s October.”
“No, my rabbit instincts are telling me you are wrong! See, I can smell freshness in the flowers!”

“…Dead flowers?”
“What?! Oh wait, these /are/ dead… so does that mean I slept for a whole year?!”
“No, more like a month or so… why were you sleeping anyway?”
“ASDFGHASDFHA. OMG NO WAI.”
“Stop using wierd internet language and answer my question!”
“Well, if I tried hibernating then maybe by then there’d be a new Wii out…”
“You slept for video games? And oh, the Wii… about that.”
I shook my head.
“WHAT? YOU BROKE IT?!?!”

dun dun DUNNNNN.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR SURVIVAL: AO-CHAN EDITION!

Ao-chan and I WONNNNN ooo:
In the Hello Kitty Travel the World Contest! :D
(Sorta xD)
Well, it wasn’t 1st (congrats to who did, btw(: ), buuuut we won in the ‘Merit Prizes’ :3
Ah feel so special =3=*
And accomplished
-insert triumphant music here-
(I bet Ao-chan would too if he’d stupid wake up D<)

But yeah.
That’s all xD

…
It’s a good thing he can’t see it while sleeping xDDD
Or I might get slapped by a deranged bunny 8DD
(No, apparently he doesn’t close his eyes… o: )

…I came to eat dinner later on, and all the forks mysteriously disappeared.
o_o

Aaaanyway, I’ve got another byu-tee-ful video to show~~ 8D

……
Yes, all it says is “Mudkip” for all nine minutes xD
(…And yes, i’ve sat through all nine xDD)
This might just make you never wanna watch Pokemon again 8D
(If the video’s dead, click here (: )

There’s also a Turtwig and Zigzagoon one, but you can’t beat the original xD
—-> Turtwig & Zigzagoon

Enjoy frying your brain ;D

“Ao-chan, why are you so boring?” D:

Ao-chan: “Zzzzzzzzz…”

……
I fear this D:

And now Ao-chan knows it.
That’s a /very/ scary thought (ﾟ~ﾟ;)

“It’s just a book!” you might say, but oh ho ho, it’s more. A while ago I was forced to read ‘Watership Down’. And I was never the same D:
Seriously. A book where bunnies rip each other apart at certain scenes is enough to scar you for life. But the movie’s much worse o__o

Anyway, because of the fact it had a bunny on it, Ao-chan ressurected it from the depths of my closet, unknowning of great power (OwO)

“A-ao-chaaan. Why are y-you touching… that… thing?!”
“Kasumi, look! It’s a story about bunnies!”
“Yes. I’m aware of that.”
“Aww, they’re looking for carrots! Except that one little bunny is deranged.”
“… Ao-chan, turn a few pages.”

“What? Oh…”

Ao-chan doesn’t have a very high reading level, but he could understand the scene.
…The scene where a bunny (Bigwig, if you’ve read it :D) gets caught in a snare D:
“ASDCGFSAFDGHASFD. KASUMI, WHYYY?! THIS BOOK IS EVIL!”

We both decided to keep it locked away in the neighbor’s shed -nodnod-

…Or so I thought D:
“WAAAAGH! AO-CHAAAAN~!”

Hahahaha.
-pokes title-
If you haven’t, search “Starburst Commercial Berries and Cream” on Youtube right now 8D
I /command/ you xD
That commercial was wrong on so many levels xDD
But my friend showed me this, which is even weirder:

……
I don’t think I can ever look at Star Wars with a straight face again, tee hee.
Scared yet? ;D
(By the way, I didn’t make this :D And if it isn’t working go here)

…He thinks so too 8DD

It’s their first day 8D
They’re kinda nervous ;~;

SO LET’S ALL DO OUR BEST ON THAT FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL 8DD
-attempting to be motivational-

…I have no life, okay? xDD