Eh…. Ao-chan’s really mad at me for not blogging in a long time, and I value my life, so are you happy now, Ao-chan?!

 Anyways, the title says it all. Ao-chan’s gone *gasp* vegetarian! I didn’t think it would be humanly possible for me to use those two words in a sentence without ‘never will be’, but it’s true O_O When you think about it, it’s kinda wrong for a bunny his size to be eating cow meat anyway… But it’s annoying when he eats all my ricecakes TT_TT

So when he first told me I thought it was a joke xD But when we went to a restaurant, he tried to prove me wrong -_-

“Soooo Ao-chan, whatcha gonna get? The kid’s menu only has meat or macaroni.”
“I hate macaroni! And i’m not eating meat, remember? Uhhhh… i’ll eat… ketchup then!”
“Erm… are you sure about that? I could order just bread or something…”
“No! Bring me the ketchup! D:

“…. Are you really gonna eat that? It’s nasty.”
“Yes! Yes I am.”
I saw him eyeing my burger -_-*

Somehow he ended up squirting ketchup on me, so I had to go to the bathroom and get it off my shirt n__n

When I came back I saw this:

*Gasp* “Ao-chan!”
“Whaaat?”
“You… you broke your promise!”
“So what? This promise wasn’t very tasty, sooo…”

That day he still claimed he was vegetarian T_T

Last night Ao-chan woke me up again but this time it was something besides his games.

“Kasumiiiii”
“Not again. What?!”
“Can I have something?”
“What do you want in the middle of the night?!”
“…. Caution Tape.”
“Huh?!”
“You know, that stuff construction workers have.”
“Why…?”
“I have my reasons.”
“Whatever. If I buy it for you tommorow will you shut up?”
“Yeah!”

The next day I had to fullfil my promise, and I went to get caution tape. Not the orange kind. Or the green kind. Nooooo, the yellow. With English and Spanish on it.

“So, whatcha gonna do with it?”
“This”
“… That’s it?! I go all the way to the store just for you to wrap yourself in it?!”
“Yes.”

T___T
A waste of my time.
Oh well. At least now I can sleep.

Ao-chan + Caution Tape = Love

Yesterday Ao-chan wanted The Backyardigans, so I went and rented it. Not a good idea D:
It happened to be the pirate episodes, and Ao-chan has a habit of acting out something he likes… so once again he *gasp* braved the outdoors to set sail.

…Except Ao-chan hates water. And swimming. You know, it’s kinda hard to swim without arms or legs. I told him this was going to be a very bad idea, but nooooo, he doesn’t listen to Kasumi.

Ao-chan: “BWA HA HA HA HAAA! I liiiive!”
Sploosh

Ao-chan: “KYAAAAAAAAH! KASUMIIIIII”
I knew it D:
His boat flipped >:D I had to fish him out.

Yes, he really did fall in xD

Ao-chan all washed up.

After that he decided to become King of the Beavers. I have no idea where that came from o_O

MORE RANDOMNESS:

*Shock* GET AWAY FROM THAT, AO-CHAN!!

Ao-chan: “>:D Heh heh heh…”

Today Ao-chan decided to brave eight hours without an electronic device (with the exception of my Tamagotchi =D), and come to school with me. He usually camps out in my jacket pocket, the one other place besides the sock drawer he actually sleeps. Ao-chan complains a lot D:

“Kasumiiiii”
“What, Ao-chan? I’m actually trying to learn here.”
“It’s hottttt”
“Well, too bad. There’s nothing I can do. Move to Siberia.”
“Why would I want to move to Texas?”
“What the- Ao-chan, Siberia is near the North Pole.”
“Whoa… You mean by Johto?”
Sometimes I wonder what goes through his head.
“That’s in Pokemon. It’s not a real place. Haven’t you learned anything at all from my history classes?”
“You mean… ”
“Here. Look at this”

“Hmmm…. yeah, this is different than I thought. What’s with all the colors?”
“That’s land, Ao-chan.”
“Whoa, that’s a lot different…”
Apparently this is how he sees the world:

See? Like I said before, not the ripest banana in the bunch
-_-U

Speaking of bananas, he stole this from mine:

If you can’t see it, it says:
Place Sticker On Forehead.
Smile.

Well, he got the first part right. xD

Ao-chan just won’t stop drawing in my books n__n

It’s hard to do a book report with kindergarten-style doodles all over the cover, eh heh heh… So I decided to give him a sketchbook. I wanted to see what he would actually do on a clean sheet of paper.

Yeeeeah I guess this is what happens when you give him the 48 box of crayons instead of 12…

Don’t go professional, Ao-chan. O_O
(Ao-chan: “Like you can do better. This should be right up next to the Mona Lisa!”)

Maybe he should go back to those video games. It normally gives him less-violent thoughts.

(Ao-chan: “Diiiie Pikachu, diiiie!! Hah hah hah!”)

I re-decided that Ao-chan will no longer get ahold of my crayons…

Have you ever wondered where exactly Ao-chan sleeps?
(Ao-chan: “YES YOU DID >:D)
Well, here it has been revealed. Aside from sleeping in front of the Wii, when he’s not annoying Kasumi at night he is usually here:

That’s right children. In the sock drawer.
Amazing, no?
You will find this rare footage nowhere else =O

Oh no! It seems we have been spotted D:
So that’s all you get today. I value my life *nod nod*

Hee hee hee.
Ao-chan in one of his very random moments.
Someone had fun with the stickies =3

Ao-chan’s not the ripest banana in the bunch, if you know what I mean. Whenever he goes to school with me I can hear the rusty gears squeaking. And he never reads. The only things he does read is on the TV screen.
So I was shocked to see this:

“OMGGGG Ao-chan, wha-what are you doing?!”
“What? I can’t have fun?”
“Yeah, but– a book?! Have you even even touched one??? No- WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIE!! D:”
“Kasumi, go eat sugar-free Cheerios. And put away that camera!!!”

But later I looked to see I was excited over nothing n__n

My book…. -_-U