Yeah, I know the Olympics ended earlier this week, but Ao-chan was mad at me for being lazy.
So, TA-DAH, more useless information about his life 8D

Ao-chan seemed fascinated about the Olympics even though he didn’t have a clue what it was, besides that it had something to do with rainbow circles 8D
…You don’t understand how hard it is to explain something to Ao-chan. So I saved myself the pain and gave him this to explain it:

Anyone remember this game? 8D It came out at the last 2004 Olympics ;3
“Kasumi, this is stupid! Why would I want to run for no reason? ”
“KASUMI, THIS GAME HATES ME!”
Okay, well, nevermind. So it didn’t do as much as I thought it would -_-U Maybe Ao-chan’s just a lost cause 8D But I don’t think i’ll be playing that game any time soon TT_TT

The one thing he did understand was the opening ceremony, at least.
“WHOOOA, WHY IS THAT STADIUM UNDER ATTACK?!”
“Those are fireworks. They’re supposed to be entertaining.”
“It’d be entertaining if the stadium exploded 8D”
“Why such violent thoughts? D:”
The only reason his tiny attention span sat through the whole thing was because of motivation–
“Kasumi, when do you think Estonia will be here? Where’s Estonia? WHERE WHERE WHERE?!”
“What the- Estonia? Do you even know what that is?”
“Yeah, it’s a small European country It is bordered to the north by Finland across the Gulf of Finland, to the west by Sweden, to the south by Latvia, and east by the Russian Federation.”
o____o
“Huh?”
“Amazed by my powers, no? >:D”
Anyway, Estonia finally marched on screen, and Ao-chan went crazy o.o I don’t understand his obsessions.
“LOOOK! IT’S ESTONIA! THIS IS A MOMENT IN WORLD HISTORY! KASUMI! GET THE CAMERA!”

The next time I walked in my room Ao-chan had made himself this:

“Kasumi! Come join my conquest for Olympic gold!”
“… What events could you actually win at? xD”
“Oh ho ho, you underestimate me skill!”

“…FOR I AM THE REIGNING CHAMP OF TENNIS!”
“The Wii? Ao-chan, the olympics are about physical sports. Not electronic gaming systems, sorry. ”
“What? B-but… They said tennis…”
“Yeah. On a real court. EX-ER-CISE. (: ”
“;~; My dreams are crushed. FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD!”
Uh oh :x
“Wait, you could always play the Ham Ham Games. 8D”
“That cheap imitaion? No, that could never fullfill my destiny D:”

The next day:

-insert olympic sounding music here-
“PRESENTING… TEAM USA’S HOPE FOR THE FUTURE…
…TEEEEEEAM AO-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!”
-insert fake applause-

“…Ao-chan, what the heck is this? xD”
He explained each member of the team… -_-U
“So what is that goat for?”
“Goaty? Hm. I don’t really know. He just kinda showed up, and we needed a sixth member..”
Isn’t it a bit ironic that 1/2 of the members are Japanese characters? xD
“WE WILL BE INVINCIBLE!”
I flipped on the TV.
“Hey Ao-chan, Estonia’s competing in the swimming right now.”
“ESTONIA?! Forget Team Ao-chan, I was the only contributing member anyway! I’M COMING, MY LOVE~!”

The other members looked rejected D:
Except for the goat. He looked… goat-ish o_o

(”WHOOO! GO FOR THAT GOLD, ESTONIAN!”)
By the way, what happened to supporting Team USA? xD

I guess more things happened when we were gone than Ao-chan and I noticed…
Thursday, the day we got back, I was procrastinating blog-writing by looking around at other Sanriotown blogs xD
I just happened to click this one…

“Hey, Kasumi, Looook! It’s me!”
“What are you talk- whoa, it is you :o”
Our blog in the Blog All-Stars?!
Makes me feel special, tee hee :3
“Hah hah, that’s means i’m famous!”
“Uhm, yeah, no, not really.”
“Tsk tsk, Kasumi, jealousy gets you nowhere~~”
“What do you mean jealousy? If it weren’t for me you wouldn’t be here at all! Hey, look, it mentions ‘argue’ a lot…”
“Say what you want, but I know the truth! And we do not argue!”
“Heh. Yeah we do.”
“Do not!”
……

Later when Ao-chan reappeared he looked like this:

“Ao-chan, pfft, you- you look- BWA HA HA HAAA!”
“Classy? Why, yes. Yes I do.”
“Uh, no I was, hee hee, gonna say silly… pfft!”
“Silly? Do you know who you’re talking too? With my newfound fame, it’s only customary for me to show my classiness”
“You? Ha. ‘Classiness’? Haha. That’s from my sister’s doll.”
“… Well, it was an expensive doll. Anyway, i’d like to thank all my fans! Autographs are greatly welcome! Photos are also allowed.”
“What fans? Autographs? Hahaaa, Ao-chan, go do what you normally do, and stop looking so- ”
“Oh ho ho, since that’s what the audience loves, I think I will. But wait- we might need to make a few changes to boost ratings…”
“Changes, your face! The only change that’s gonna happen is that bowtie.”
“What? NO! It will never come off!”
e_e
Hopefully he won’t keep this up for long…

“Uhm, Kasumi?”
“What, Mr. I-wish-I-was-as-cool-as-I-thought-I-was?”
“… It’s hard to play the Wii with this bowtie.”
“Then take it off!”
“But I can’t!”
“Haha, forget about ‘classiness’ or whatever. Taking it off won’t do anything but make you look normal…”
“No, I can’t! TT_TT It’s stuck!”
>:D
“Hm, that’s a problem. Whatever shall I do?”
“PLEEEEASE!”
…I left it on him for a day xD

(Ao-chan: Isn’t that your crudy button on the Blog All-Stars? >:D)
He just likes to aggravate me TT_TT

It’s not that crudy! :x (Sorta… -_-U)

Ao-chan always sits right in front of the keyboard when I blog to make sure everything is about ‘him’ (-__-) He didn’t like the old layout with My Melody, so I showed him the page with layout choices.

“Hey! How about that white bunny there?”

“Cinnamoroll? And he’s not a bunny, he’s a dog.”
“What? No! It’s a full-blooded bunny, I can tell. We bunnies know when we see a fellow comrade! It’s instinct!”
“Pfft. Some instinct. I’m telling you, it’s a dog.”
“PROVE IT!”

Look what Sanrio.com has to say:

“…a tiny, white puppy came floating by…”

OHHHHH, What now, Ao-chan?! >:D

Ao-chan just sat there, wide eyed.
“Wha- but… no! It’s- it…”
“The proof’s riiight there.”
“…..”
=D
“Well, it’s Japanese, that’s why! I don’t have that connection with Japanese thingys!”
“But your name is Japanese, Ao-chan. BLUE-chan.”
“…… Everything I know is wrongggg! TT_TT

But whatever! Just click the layout!”

You know, i’m not really sure who won this one xD

Ao-chan has a problem. Well actually, he has many problems, but there is one that is very serious. I keep telling him not to do it, and it’s going to ruin his life, but he just doesn’t listen. You might or might not know someone who’s addicted to… this…

That’s right. FROSTED. MINI. WHEATS.
….
Notice I said ‘might’….

But it seriously is a problem. I bought some at Walmart today, and five minutes later, this is what happened:

“Holy cow, Ao-chan, did you eat it all?!”
“No… er… yes… uh… maybe- AUGH, KASUMI, IT HURTS”
“Hm. Maybe we should give you CPR…”
“No, I- I- WA HA HA HA HAAAAAA~!”
He lost it. Those commercials about wheat boosting your brain activity were true…

This is what you call Ao-chan at super speed…

“BWAAAA HA HA KASUMI I FEEL GREAT I FEEL LIKE JUMPING OFF OF-”

THUNK
Ao-chan just fell over, randomly. And that is what you would call an after-effect… -_-U

I curse whoever came up with Frosted Mini Wheats.

3:00 AM:

“Hey Kasumi. I’m boreddd”
“Ao-chan, please just sleep for once…”
“Wait! I know! Let’s tell scaaaary stoooories~!

“ARGH, no. Turn off that annoying light and go to sleep!”
I threw a pillow at him from my bed.
“Ahem. Well. I’ll start first. So there was this house. And these people lived in it. And — DUN DUN DUHHHH– the fridge was empty..”
“And they all died, happily ever after. Boring story, Ao-chan.”
“No! They didn’t die! Usually having an empty fridge is only really bad, right? But in their case, it was really really bad. There was a reason the fridge was empty. It wasn’t because the girl was too lazy to get up and go to the grocery store so they had to eat off of stale cereal and eat things randomly thrown into a pan by Kasumi- I mean the girl.*cough*. It was scary because all of the food left by itself.”
It sounds stupid, but as he was talking I could have sworn I felt like I was being watched O_O
“…And you know why?! Can you guess? Huh? HUH?!”
“*Sigh* A nuclear explosion.”
“No, Kasumi! Geez, you’re bad at scary stories.”
Look who’s talking e_e
“Anyways, one night the girl who lived at the house got up and went to the fridge for some milk. But when she opened it, she saw… she saw… WAAAGH Kasumi, SAVE MEEE!”
“What the- Ao-chan, don’t get scared at your own stupid story!”
“Uhm, uh, I think i’ll go t-to sleep now. It’s too frightening.”
“Whatever. At least you’ll shut up.”

At around four in the morning, I was thirsty. For milk, of all things…
My eyes were only half open, but I somehow got down the stairs without injury.
I reached my hand out…
Opened the refrigerator door…
And screamed.
“WAAAAAAAGH! AO-CHAAAAAN!”

You might say, “How the heck is that scary?!” but it was TT_TT

But it was scary to Ao-chan too >:D

But ramen isn’t a fruit…

Yes, I know April Fools was a while ago, but it has taken me a while to recover from the trauma Ao-chan has recently caused me.

See, to Ao-chan, April Fools means you can hurt people all you want but if you add “April Fools!” to it, it’s funny T_T

Siiiiigh.

Unfortunatly I’ve been unusually mean to Ao-chan lately, eh heh heh…

So he really went all-out this year TT_TT

First, he trashed my notebook:

…Two days before my test =3=

Then he used my toothbrush:

…To clean the toilet TT_TT

He deleted all of my pictures and filled them with this:

(Ao-chan: In 87 unique poses! =D”)

And the last straw. He… changed… my… wallpaper…

I’m scarred for life. D:

“AO-CHAAAAAN!! You- you- RAWR!”
“I see… so how’s life?”
“How’s… life?! TERRIBLE! You just ruined my stuff and used April Fools as a stupid excuse!!”
“Me? Noooo, what’re you talking about? What is this ‘April Fools’”?
“Don’t give me that! D:”
He just walked off to the Wii… n_n
But I also had one April Fools joke for him >:D
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! KASUMIIIIIII!”

I taped a picture I drew of a bunny caught in a snare.

It was a cute bunny…

I’m sorry you had to hear that, kids. -_-U
But sometimes I go a little crazy…
Maybe I should stop tormenting Ao-chan back though, because I woke up with a bed full of toothpaste TT_TT

Tough love, much?

20Q. You’ve probably heard of it, that annoying little “game” where you’ve gotta answer 20 questions, and it’ll guess what your thinking of. And if you’re not careful, you might just end up sitting there for hours pressing those stupid buttons.
Well, Ao-chan just discovered mine, laying in the back of my closet in hopes i’d never see it again.

“Hey Kasumi, what’s thiiis?”
“Ao-chan, stop digging through my- oh great, not that…”
I knew Ao-chan would end up doing something stupid with it.
“Well, what is it?”
*Sigh* I explained it to him.
“HA. You mean this thing is gonna try to outsmart me?”
Actually, it’s not too hard to do that xD
“Yes, Ao-chan. Now go away.”
So he hopped off in front of the TV and I heard that stupid beeping sound. Ten minutes later,
“KASUMIIII! COME QUICK!”
“What could you have possibly-”

In front of him sat the 20Q, and he looked amazed.
“Kasumi! Kasumi! It guessed a bunny! This thing’s amazing!”
“Sorry to break it to you, but a bunny’s not that hard.”
“Whatever! It can read my mind!”
Ugh. For three hours I heard:
“Kasumi! A lion!”
“Kasumi! A pencil!”
“Kasumi! A Pikachu!”
I knew I should have smashed it when I had the chance T_T

When I called Ao-chan down for dinner, he brought it with him.
“So 20Q, what are we having tonight?”
Beep. Beep. (x20)
When I finished eating:
“You’re right! Corn! But what meat?”

I was amazed at how stupid he was xD

“Hey Kasumi, wanna ask 20Q what you’re brushing your teeth with?”
-_-
“No. A toothbrush.”
“Hey! You’ve gotta give him time!”
“Ao-chan, it’s not a ‘he’. That’s an electronical device programmed by some guy who probably lived his life in front of the computer in his mom’s basement.”
“Shush! You’re offending him! His godly powers can be used for evil, you know.”
That was it. I had enough of this.
“Gimme that!”
I took the 20Q from Ao-chan and chunked it out the bathroom window. He was shocked >:D
“H-how could you, Kasumi?!”
“Sorry. My hand slipped.”
I also did this:

(Ao-chan: *Sniff* Animal Cruelty!)

Yes, I was being very mean, but someone had to set him straight -nod nod-