Forgive me e_e
I just realized that I haven’t blogged in a month o:
-legasp-
You can slap me if you want D: (Ao-chan did -3-)

Aaaanyway, recently Ao-chan got lost for two days.
I’ve gotta hand it to him though, this time he really did something difficult to do o3o

SO–
We put the tree up on Thanksgiving, and it was kind of suspicious that every once in a while a branch would move a bit. BUT THERE WAS NO WIND.
Dun dun duuuuuuh!
I think you know what that means.
It just so happened that Ao-chan went missing then. First I thought that maybe he accidentaly fell into the turkey or something, but there was no blue fur (oh darn- eh heh heh xD)
Suspicious, much?
But I didn’t think that Ao-chan would be in the tree. I mean seriously, he’s on bad terms with nature.
That, and I was wondering how long he’d stay in there.
I’d just take a chair and sit in front of the tree.
And stare.
I was waiting for him to say something.
Silence.
It was kinda creepy o_o So I went to check it out.

…
Yeahhhh.
“Ao-chan, uh…”
“Heyyyy Kasumi! Thank goodness! I thought I was a goner!”
“Huh?”
“Well, I, uh, wanted to see if I could brave the Alaskan wilderness… fighing polar bears and eskimos and all… but I fail D:”
“Er… so you went to the plastic Christmas tree in the living room?”
“Oh yeah! They’re best for training! But after losing my sense of direction, I noticed I lost my voice from screaming at video games ): …Then I must’ve gone to sleep, and you rescued me~! *-*”
“… This is why i’m a little worried about you o_O”
And then he just hopped out of the tree.

=3=

So Ao-chan /still/ hasn’t figered out that the Wii works fine…
Eh heh heh…
It’s starting to get a little extreme though ;o_o
I’m kinda worried…

Since He doesn’t have the Wii, he needed alternate entertainment, so he decided on finding a pet for company. I refused the suggestion of a komodo dragon… o3o
(What kind of deranged bunny wants a pet that’s something higher than him in the food chain, anyway? xD)

“So then can we get a llama?!”
“From where?”
“Look here! They sell llamas!”

“Whoa… where did you get that? It /would/ be kind of cool to have a lllama…”
“From the neighbor’s trash. Now this is what I want for Chiristmas!”
“…Wait a second, Ao-chan, you don’t buy a llama for yourself, you buy it for some random little kid in South America.”
“What?! That’s not fair!”
“But they don’t have Wiis.”
“… Apparently, neither do I D:”

“…”
“…”
“Are you really /that/ lonely? You know, Google does give 10,300,000 results for rabbit therapy…”
“I don’t need therapy again! And… Canny is my friend. My BESTEST friend! 8D”
o_____O
…Guess what was for dinner that night, eh heh heh…
Then, when I wasn’t sure what to expect, I realized I was being shunned.

In German.
“Ein Kind plötzlich brach in Feuer geworfen wurde und aus einem sich bewegenden Fahrzeug! Ich schade, diejenigen, die zählen farbige Hühner vor Sonnenuntergang. Staunen!”
“Okay, okay, i’m sorry! The Wii still works, I only unplugged it!”
“Ah! Ich werde jetzt nicht mehr zu unterhalten mindlessly mich!”
“…You can stop with the German now…”
He already bounced over to the Wii at superspeed.
“WHOOO! YEAH! FORGET HIBERNATION! BRING IT, WINTER!”
Is it healthy for a bunny to stay at the Wii for three straight days? xDD

(PS- What Ao-chan is saying in German is something along the lines of “A kid burst into flames and was suddenly thrown out of a moving vehicle. I pity those who count colored chickens before sunset. Be amazed!” and “Now I won’t have to mindlessly entertain myself!” xDD No, I can’t speak German, haha)

It happened.
Around 3 or 4 AM, I heard yelling from the kitchen–
“FOSHIZZLE! IT’S SPRING!”

…
What?
No, I knew what that meant.
Only one thing is capable of shouting such a wierd, unfitting phrase-

“AO-CHAN!”
“Ah yes! The fresh air of new hope is invigorating my senses!”
o.o
“What’s with the long words? And more importantly, why the heck are you in a peanut jar?!”
“Uhhhh… well I don’t really know how I got here… sleepwalking? Anyway, i’ve got some stuff to do, considering it’s spring and all…”
“How do you sleepwalk into a peanut jar? And by the way, it’s October.”
“No, my rabbit instincts are telling me you are wrong! See, I can smell freshness in the flowers!”

“…Dead flowers?”
“What?! Oh wait, these /are/ dead… so does that mean I slept for a whole year?!”
“No, more like a month or so… why were you sleeping anyway?”
“ASDFGHASDFHA. OMG NO WAI.”
“Stop using wierd internet language and answer my question!”
“Well, if I tried hibernating then maybe by then there’d be a new Wii out…”
“You slept for video games? And oh, the Wii… about that.”
I shook my head.
“WHAT? YOU BROKE IT?!?!”

dun dun DUNNNNN.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR SURVIVAL: AO-CHAN EDITION!

Ao-chan is /still/ sleeping o_o
I’m pretty scared. No, actually, really scared xDD
But I couldn’t resist D:

…
It’s a good thing he can’t see it while sleeping xDDD
Or I might get slapped by a deranged bunny 8DD
(No, apparently he doesn’t close his eyes… o: )

…I came to eat dinner later on, and all the forks mysteriously disappeared.
o_o

………..

“Ao-chan, why are you so boring?” D:

Ao-chan: “Zzzzzzzzz…”

……
I fear this D:

And now Ao-chan knows it.
That’s a /very/ scary thought (ﾟ~ﾟ;)

“It’s just a book!” you might say, but oh ho ho, it’s more. A while ago I was forced to read ‘Watership Down’. And I was never the same D:
Seriously. A book where bunnies rip each other apart at certain scenes is enough to scar you for life. But the movie’s much worse o__o

Anyway, because of the fact it had a bunny on it, Ao-chan ressurected it from the depths of my closet, unknowning of great power (OwO)

“A-ao-chaaan. Why are y-you touching… that… thing?!”
“Kasumi, look! It’s a story about bunnies!”
“Yes. I’m aware of that.”
“Aww, they’re looking for carrots! Except that one little bunny is deranged.”
“… Ao-chan, turn a few pages.”

“What? Oh…”

Ao-chan doesn’t have a very high reading level, but he could understand the scene.
…The scene where a bunny (Bigwig, if you’ve read it :D) gets caught in a snare D:
“ASDCGFSAFDGHASFD. KASUMI, WHYYY?! THIS BOOK IS EVIL!”

We both decided to keep it locked away in the neighbor’s shed -nodnod-

…Or so I thought D:
“WAAAAGH! AO-CHAAAAN~!”

Yeah, I know the Olympics ended earlier this week, but Ao-chan was mad at me for being lazy.
So, TA-DAH, more useless information about his life 8D

Ao-chan seemed fascinated about the Olympics even though he didn’t have a clue what it was, besides that it had something to do with rainbow circles 8D
…You don’t understand how hard it is to explain something to Ao-chan. So I saved myself the pain and gave him this to explain it:

Anyone remember this game? 8D It came out at the last 2004 Olympics ;3
“Kasumi, this is stupid! Why would I want to run for no reason? ”
“KASUMI, THIS GAME HATES ME!”
Okay, well, nevermind. So it didn’t do as much as I thought it would -_-U Maybe Ao-chan’s just a lost cause 8D But I don’t think i’ll be playing that game any time soon TT_TT

The one thing he did understand was the opening ceremony, at least.
“WHOOOA, WHY IS THAT STADIUM UNDER ATTACK?!”
“Those are fireworks. They’re supposed to be entertaining.”
“It’d be entertaining if the stadium exploded 8D”
“Why such violent thoughts? D:”
The only reason his tiny attention span sat through the whole thing was because of motivation–
“Kasumi, when do you think Estonia will be here? Where’s Estonia? WHERE WHERE WHERE?!”
“What the- Estonia? Do you even know what that is?”
“Yeah, it’s a small European country It is bordered to the north by Finland across the Gulf of Finland, to the west by Sweden, to the south by Latvia, and east by the Russian Federation.”
o____o
“Huh?”
“Amazed by my powers, no? >:D”
Anyway, Estonia finally marched on screen, and Ao-chan went crazy o.o I don’t understand his obsessions.
“LOOOK! IT’S ESTONIA! THIS IS A MOMENT IN WORLD HISTORY! KASUMI! GET THE CAMERA!”

The next time I walked in my room Ao-chan had made himself this:

“Kasumi! Come join my conquest for Olympic gold!”
“… What events could you actually win at? xD”
“Oh ho ho, you underestimate me skill!”

“…FOR I AM THE REIGNING CHAMP OF TENNIS!”
“The Wii? Ao-chan, the olympics are about physical sports. Not electronic gaming systems, sorry. ”
“What? B-but… They said tennis…”
“Yeah. On a real court. EX-ER-CISE. (: ”
“;~; My dreams are crushed. FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD!”
Uh oh :x
“Wait, you could always play the Ham Ham Games. 8D”
“That cheap imitaion? No, that could never fullfill my destiny D:”

The next day:

-insert olympic sounding music here-
“PRESENTING… TEAM USA’S HOPE FOR THE FUTURE…
…TEEEEEEAM AO-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!”
-insert fake applause-

“…Ao-chan, what the heck is this? xD”
He explained each member of the team… -_-U
“So what is that goat for?”
“Goaty? Hm. I don’t really know. He just kinda showed up, and we needed a sixth member..”
Isn’t it a bit ironic that 1/2 of the members are Japanese characters? xD
“WE WILL BE INVINCIBLE!”
I flipped on the TV.
“Hey Ao-chan, Estonia’s competing in the swimming right now.”
“ESTONIA?! Forget Team Ao-chan, I was the only contributing member anyway! I’M COMING, MY LOVE~!”

The other members looked rejected D:
Except for the goat. He looked… goat-ish o_o

(”WHOOO! GO FOR THAT GOLD, ESTONIAN!”)
By the way, what happened to supporting Team USA? xD