It happened.
Around 3 or 4 AM, I heard yelling from the kitchen–
“FOSHIZZLE! IT’S SPRING!”

…
What?
No, I knew what that meant.
Only one thing is capable of shouting such a wierd, unfitting phrase-

“AO-CHAN!”
“Ah yes! The fresh air of new hope is invigorating my senses!”
o.o
“What’s with the long words? And more importantly, why the heck are you in a peanut jar?!”
“Uhhhh… well I don’t really know how I got here… sleepwalking? Anyway, i’ve got some stuff to do, considering it’s spring and all…”
“How do you sleepwalk into a peanut jar? And by the way, it’s October.”
“No, my rabbit instincts are telling me you are wrong! See, I can smell freshness in the flowers!”

“…Dead flowers?”
“What?! Oh wait, these /are/ dead… so does that mean I slept for a whole year?!”
“No, more like a month or so… why were you sleeping anyway?”
“ASDFGHASDFHA. OMG NO WAI.”
“Stop using wierd internet language and answer my question!”
“Well, if I tried hibernating then maybe by then there’d be a new Wii out…”
“You slept for video games? And oh, the Wii… about that.”
I shook my head.
“WHAT? YOU BROKE IT?!?!”

dun dun DUNNNNN.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR SURVIVAL: AO-CHAN EDITION!