Yeah, I know the Olympics ended earlier this week, but Ao-chan was mad at me for being lazy.
So, TA-DAH, more useless information about his life 8D

Ao-chan seemed fascinated about the Olympics even though he didn’t have a clue what it was, besides that it had something to do with rainbow circles 8D
…You don’t understand how hard it is to explain something to Ao-chan. So I saved myself the pain and gave him this to explain it:

Anyone remember this game? 8D It came out at the last 2004 Olympics ;3
“Kasumi, this is stupid! Why would I want to run for no reason? ”
“KASUMI, THIS GAME HATES ME!”
Okay, well, nevermind. So it didn’t do as much as I thought it would -_-U Maybe Ao-chan’s just a lost cause 8D But I don’t think i’ll be playing that game any time soon TT_TT

The one thing he did understand was the opening ceremony, at least.
“WHOOOA, WHY IS THAT STADIUM UNDER ATTACK?!”
“Those are fireworks. They’re supposed to be entertaining.”
“It’d be entertaining if the stadium exploded 8D”
“Why such violent thoughts? D:”
The only reason his tiny attention span sat through the whole thing was because of motivation–
“Kasumi, when do you think Estonia will be here? Where’s Estonia? WHERE WHERE WHERE?!”
“What the- Estonia? Do you even know what that is?”
“Yeah, it’s a small European country It is bordered to the north by Finland across the Gulf of Finland, to the west by Sweden, to the south by Latvia, and east by the Russian Federation.”
o____o
“Huh?”
“Amazed by my powers, no? >:D”
Anyway, Estonia finally marched on screen, and Ao-chan went crazy o.o I don’t understand his obsessions.
“LOOOK! IT’S ESTONIA! THIS IS A MOMENT IN WORLD HISTORY! KASUMI! GET THE CAMERA!”

The next time I walked in my room Ao-chan had made himself this:

“Kasumi! Come join my conquest for Olympic gold!”
“… What events could you actually win at? xD”
“Oh ho ho, you underestimate me skill!”

“…FOR I AM THE REIGNING CHAMP OF TENNIS!”
“The Wii? Ao-chan, the olympics are about physical sports. Not electronic gaming systems, sorry. ”
“What? B-but… They said tennis…”
“Yeah. On a real court. EX-ER-CISE. (: ”
“;~; My dreams are crushed. FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD!”
Uh oh :x
“Wait, you could always play the Ham Ham Games. 8D”
“That cheap imitaion? No, that could never fullfill my destiny D:”

The next day:

-insert olympic sounding music here-
“PRESENTING… TEAM USA’S HOPE FOR THE FUTURE…
…TEEEEEEAM AO-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!”
-insert fake applause-

“…Ao-chan, what the heck is this? xD”
He explained each member of the team… -_-U
“So what is that goat for?”
“Goaty? Hm. I don’t really know. He just kinda showed up, and we needed a sixth member..”
Isn’t it a bit ironic that 1/2 of the members are Japanese characters? xD
“WE WILL BE INVINCIBLE!”
I flipped on the TV.
“Hey Ao-chan, Estonia’s competing in the swimming right now.”
“ESTONIA?! Forget Team Ao-chan, I was the only contributing member anyway! I’M COMING, MY LOVE~!”

The other members looked rejected D:
Except for the goat. He looked… goat-ish o_o

(”WHOOO! GO FOR THAT GOLD, ESTONIAN!”)
By the way, what happened to supporting Team USA? xD