Ao-chan has a problem. Well actually, he has many problems, but there is one that is very serious. I keep telling him not to do it, and it’s going to ruin his life, but he just doesn’t listen. You might or might not know someone who’s addicted to… this…

That’s right. FROSTED. MINI. WHEATS.
….
Notice I said ‘might’….

But it seriously is a problem. I bought some at Walmart today, and five minutes later, this is what happened:

“Holy cow, Ao-chan, did you eat it all?!”
“No… er… yes… uh… maybe- AUGH, KASUMI, IT HURTS”
“Hm. Maybe we should give you CPR…”
“No, I- I- WA HA HA HA HAAAAAA~!”
He lost it. Those commercials about wheat boosting your brain activity were true…

This is what you call Ao-chan at super speed…

“BWAAAA HA HA KASUMI I FEEL GREAT I FEEL LIKE JUMPING OFF OF-”

THUNK
Ao-chan just fell over, randomly. And that is what you would call an after-effect… -_-U

I curse whoever came up with Frosted Mini Wheats.