Peep! Is this puppy being trained to hunt for birds at a very young age? I’m so scared to go near him. That stuffed toy duck he’s biting is his future…he’s going to be a hunter. I wish he’ll just hunt for evil-doers instead.

Peep! Peep! I’ll go hide in my tin can now. The world is a really dangerous place for little birds.

Peep! Peep! That must be really painful! I hope they get to remove the knife…What? That’s only a costume?! Peep! That’s a relief. I thought it was a real knife.

*Don’t try this with real knives! Peep! Peep!