Hello Everyone! Again I apologize for lack of updates, there’s been a whirlwind of news just piling up faster than I can type. But let’s get to it!

Sailormoon: There’s an article about the lead singer of Birthday Massacre. The significance? Her stage name is CHIBI! She admits to taking the name from Sailormoon. You can read the article here: http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24641309-5003421,00.html

In other news, Moon Sisters has gotten under full swing, as owner Codename Sailor Earth has added new platform-style games, starring the Sailormoon cast, and has even begun adding scans of various Sailormoon books. For this and more, head on over to moonsisters.org!

Firing Squad: As I type this, WWE is currently under a massive firing spree. Here’s the current list thus far, keep in mind, more may be to come by week’s end:

Paul London (Cut due to lack of a roster spot and injury)

Chuck Palumbo (Cut due to lack of a roster spot)

Kenny Dykstra (Cut due to overcrowding on SmackDown. I know.)

Elijah Burke (Dropped from tv, then cut due to lack of roster spot.)

Lena Yada (No roster spot and was not fully trained.)

Mike Adamle (Resigned on a live telecast of RAW, November 3rd, 2008!)

Armando Alejandro Estrada (Cut due to lack of roster spot)

Super Crazy (Quit over carrer direction dispute, may return to Mexico.)

WWE talent fear that the current firing spree will NOT spare anyone, reguardless of character, fan support or even roster. WWE is blaming the spree on the poor economy, but others view the poor economical state as a poor excuse.

ROH: In my last post, I brought up the fact that Gabe Saplosky was let go as ROH booker. In a recent interview, Gabe squelched all of the rumors that came about that week over his release, informing fans that he’s still friends with EVERYONE on the ROH roster, and that he’s taking a break from booking for a while.

In his place, Adam Pearce was announced as the new head booker! Some people were concerned, considering the fact that Adam was not a proven booker, and was mostly a wrestler at heart, but three weeks into his new job, alot of those fears have ceased. Adam is doing his best, and the nay-sayers who doubted him are now praising his ability on such short notice. The most prevelant fear, was that Adam would book himself all over the card, but all decisions must be OK-ed by Cary Silkin before showtime, so again consider this fear squelched.

In other news, FIP star Sal Rinauro lost an ECW match to newcomer DJ Gabriel. No word yet on whether or not this appearance on WWE television will affect Sal’s FIP status.

PWO: The small Ohio company is getting stronger, now airing new weekly tapings, with another one set to air Sunday after Survivor Series on Sportstime Ohio.

Aaron McGuire recently moved in as Hobo Joe’s new neighbor, after losing all of his wealth, by foolishly betting on the August Wrestleution match of Jason Bane vs. Cronus. After the bout, Cronus moved away to California, leaving Aaron, who fed, cleaned, trained and fought for Cronus, high and dry. Aaron and Hobo Joe now live in a dumpster behind the PWO office, and were seen shairing a “joint” during an interview.

SAY NO TO DRUGS.

In other news, after an extensive medical exam, Johnny Gargano has been diagnosed with a herinated fracture in his neck. Gargano has been advised to saty out of the ring for the next several months, up to a year if the injury gets worse. PWO claims he suffered the injury in his August match against Gregory Iron, but Gargano claims he suffered the injury after he tripped and fell signing an autograph. Either way, Kharma has gotten to the brash Gargano, whom has made a game out of abusing handicapped and downtrodden wrestlers.

TNA: *Sigh* I HOPE someone from TNA is reading this, as unlikely a chance as that sounds. Today I’m not going to go down the laundry list of events since my last post, I’m just going to send out a message to the TNA staff:

Mick Foley: Keep doing what you’re doing. As long as SOMEONE with a brain is listening to AJ Styles, Samoa Joe and the other TNA Originals, there’s hope. Keep at it Mick!

Jeff Jarrett: Don’t… ever… leave… again.

Kevin Nash: SHUT UP! You have spent the last 26 years glomming onto the brighter stars, so you can have a chunk of their wealth. It is 2008. Grow up, and stop whining like a nine year old little girl!

Sting: SHUT UP! Samoa Joe and A.J. Styles would NOT be trying to wring your neck each week, if you hadn’t have botched their matches over the summer, and then go AWOL the week after! Quit messing in other people’s affairs. Christopher Daniels used to be okay in the head. Then YOU came along, spewing your right wing nonsense. Where is he now? Hmm? Abyss used to enjoy being where he was, and he had a decent team with James Mitchell. Then came YOU, now look at the poor boy. He’s under how much counseling? Your advice is only good IF people ask for it. But if nobody’s asking you for your two cents then please SHUT UP. Do NOT run this company into the dirt like you did WCW. And STOP messing around in the rafters. The wrestling world has lost too many guys to accidents, let’s not add to it. Get your arthritic butt down from there before you get yourself hurt.

Kurt Angle: You need two things. A psychiatrist and a sista. Kurt, you’re a free man, and there are 100,220 black women who will feed you, care about you, and listen to your story about the 1996 Olympics 100 times and not get boared. Now that you’ve dumped Karen, go get a honey. P.S. Jacqueline likes your booty.

James Storm: QUIT DRINKING. It’s one thing to be a drunk cowboy, it’s another thing when you can’t even tell the differance between the turnbuckle and the ring post. Ife u dink wat dis ib ritten rite, puddown ta bottl.

Dixie Carter: STEP DOWN. It’s obvious you don’t care about the wrestlers OR the fans, otherwise you would quit tossing aside good wrestlers in favor of paying through the nose for classic no-shows like Sting. Just because a guy has tenure does NOT mean he’s any good at what he does.

Vince Russo: RETIRE and this time, stay that way.

Samoa Joe: Come on home to ROH, where people love you no matter what. We all miss you like crazy. I’ll be in the crowd, Saturday.

A.J. Styles: See Joe.

Eric Young: Congratulations! You won the X Division title AND you’ve been showing fearless backbone. That’s excellent, keep it up!

Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin: Dear God men, what have you been on? Lemme clue you in on something. The Main Event Mafia are jealous and want you dead, literally. Samoa Joe’s team love you like brothers and want you alive. 2+2=4 figure it out. Do you WANT to end up like Petey Williams? Get your act together and show these old timers what the MCMG are all about! WAKE UP BOYS!!

Kip James: Get pants that fit you. Angelina and Velvet could be your daughters. They even look like you. Dude, seriously. Also, I’m not saying anything in particular, but if you were to come out of the closet, you WON’T lose any fans. I’m just sayin’…

Shawn Davairi: YES I AM using your old name. Shawn get a grip. You’re American. I’m American. The End. Quit ragging on everyone with your racist garbage. In calling Americans every name in the book, you are becoming what you hate. Knock it off. Can’t you come up with a better gimmick?

Rhyno: See Shawn Davari. Look dude, he’s American, like you. And by ragging on immigrants, you’re coming off as a racist heel. Cut it out! Of all people, YOU know what it’s like to be different. Remember ECW?

Scott Stiener: RETIRE you racist prick. There, I said it. What kind of moron are you that you don’t belive in Samoans? HELLO! You’ve been working with Samoans your whole damn carrer! And why are you hating on mulattos? Until last week, you still had supporters who were mixed race. In the end, all wrestlers are black anyway, so why does it matter?

Jim Cornette: RETIRE. Your promo skills make no sense, your biased towards “select” people, and it’s clear your mental health is in jeopardy. Go home.

Earl Hebner: RETIRE. You suck as a ref, and NO I’m NOT bringing up a certain night in 1997, I’m talking about the rest of your carrer. What do you have against Canadian wrestlers? Seriously, go home.

Dudley Boyz: Yeah, I’m using THAT name. Two words: Face turn. Make it official, it’s time.

Bobby Roode: SHUT UP. It’s time you re-organize your goals, because clearly you’re act is sending fans to the bathroom.  A good heel cuts villain like promos to make people pay to see faces beat you. What you do is just send them away.

Blondie commentary girl: Lauren? Go home. If the faces, tweeners and heels all agree you should shut it, then it’s time for you to persue other carrer options. And don’t worry about TNA, we still have Jeremy Borash.

Awesome Kong: PLEASE beat on Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. You’ve taken out the faces, now go take out the heels. I’m begging you!

Raisha Saeed: Mellissa I can see you under there. Give it up.

Roxi: Keep doin’ what you been doin’ girl!

Booker T: Dude, you’re from Texas, NOT Africa. PLEASE stop embarrassing me. Don’t tempt your current employer into calling Stevie Ray.

Sonjay Dutt: SOBER UP! Whatever you’re on, get off it before it kills you.

So Cal Val: Honestly, you dumped Black Machismo for Sonjay? Are you on crack? Sober up.

Homicide: See Samoa Joe.

Hernandez: See Samoa Joe.

Curry Man: See Samoa Joe.

Shark Boy: Good lord man. Where do I start?

Abyss: See Samoa Joe. P.S. there are some sistas in the midsection of the crowd each week, discussing all the pretty babies you could make with them. Bottom line, get with a sista.

Christian Cage: Well I’m not sure IF I have you on the right roster, but what the hell. If you stay in TNA, start a rebellion. If you leave TNA a word for the wise: SAY NO TO WWE!! Remember the last time you were there? How they kept demoting your status for the fun of it? How every spot offered got handed to Edge? Do you want that again? Indies dude. ROH, think about it.

Well that’s all for now. As always stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

The Rasslinkitty