Hello everyone! Due to browser issues with Sanriotown, I was unable to update you over the last few days. Luckily though, I wrote down everyone’s votes in the Sailormoon poll, and I have all of today’s wrestling news to get you ready for tonight’s TNA iMPACT taping, so let’s get to it!

Sailormoon: I would like to send a warm THANK YOU to Gaiaonline and Gaia’s Sailor Scouts Guild for their continued support. Gaia’s Sailormoon fanbase is alive and well, and growing by the day. One of their legions of fans is none other than Moon Sisters creator, Codename Sailor Earth! She has been helping me pool together everyone’s votes, and I’m happy to announce that there’s been PLENTY of them over the last week. Here are today’s standings:

Favorite Inner Senshi:

Sailor Moon 66 votes

Sailor Cosmos 23 votes

Sailor Mercury 12 votes

Sailor Mars 29 votes

Sailor Jupiter 28 votes

Sailor Venus/Codename Sailor V 26 votes

Favorite Outer Senshi:Sailor Saturn 53 votes

Sailor Uranus 31 votes

Sailor Neptune 15 votes

Sailor Pluto 54 votes

Favorite Chibi Senshi (Pick two)

Chibiusa/Rini 77 votes

Kousagi 54 votes

Chibi Chibi 70 votes

Ami Jr 17 votes

Rei Jr 15 votes

Mako 14 votes

Mina 16 votes

Favorite Male character (Pick two):

Tuxedo Mask/Moonlight Knight 71 votes

Helios/Pegasus 60 votes

Peruru 49 votes

Favorite Cat:

Luna 70 votes

Artemis 38 votes

Diana 32 votes

Luna-P 10 votes

Kousagi’s cat 6 votes

Sailor Tin Nyanko 6 votes

Favorite Main Villain:

Queen Beryl 45 votes

Wiseman 15 votes

Master Pharaoh 90 9 votes

Queen Nepherenia 22 votes

Zirconia 6 votes

Sailor Galaxia 29 votes

Chaos 11 votes

Favorite Amazon Group:

Amazon Trio 22 votes

Amazon Quartet 49 votes

Sailor Amazoness Quartet 49 votes

Favorite Magical Character (You may pick two):

Queen Serenity 93 votes

Phobos & Deimos 45 votes

Cosmos Starseed 26 votes

Favorite Star Senshi (You may pick two):

Sailor Star Fighter 56 votes

Sailor Star Healer 56 votes

Sailor Star Maker 20 votes

Sailor Kakyuu 26 votes

Aluminum Siren 19 votes

Lead Crow 6 votes

Iron Mouse 26 votes

Heavy Metal Papillion 24 votes

Lethe 7 votes

Mnemosyne 17 votes

Phi 7 votes

Chi 7 votes

Everyone, keep your votes coming by August 31st, 2008!

In other Sailormoon news, the YinYangYo episode titled “Go Tweeners/Go Tween Titans” is back in syndication on Toon Disney. The episode features Yin~ A pink Usagi~ dressed as Sailor Moon!

Also, Noggin has been easing up on it’s edits of All That, the popular late 90’s sketch comedy sitcom starring Amanda Bynes and SNL’s Keenan Thompson, so you can now expect to catch The Island Girls sketches uninterrupted. The skits open with the 1995 BanDai Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars 6″ dolls falling into the ocean.

And if you have NickToons, tune in late Saturday~into~Sunday for Action League Now! In one episode, you can spot the 1997 6″ Rubeus doll as a spectator!

TNA: Rumors abound that TNA officials are trying to turn fan favorite and ROH legend Samoa Joe heel, as per the storyline wishes of Sting and Kevin Nash. The elder wrestlers do not seem to respect the younger Joe’s tenacity and mentality, and are now treating the younger wrestlers the same way they once treated THEIR elders~ with as little respect as possible. Though between their late 40’s and early 50’s respectively, Sting and Nash have already forgotten what it’s like to be pushed down by manegement, and how to overcompensate for your rosters failing elders. As such, the two have yet to show any respect to Joe, A.J. Styles or Christopher Daniels~ without whom there would not BE a TNA at this time. Instead, the elder Sting and Nash make bi-annual attempts to hold the company up for ransom, while the younger ones actually rake in new fans. Sting and Nash will most likely take credit for TNA’s success and once again use the bubbleheaded Dixie Carter to screw over Samoa Joe.

In other news, Christopher Daniels and Christy Hemme were spotted at E3. G4 had had almost NO coverage of this year’s new video games, as much of the program has been devoted to Kevin Perrara’s inability to commentate, Olivia Munn’s desire to hog the spotlight, Morgan Webb’s whiney-brat sulkings over having one of the top 20 best jobs to have ever,  Adam Sessler’s accute anti-socialism and G4’s insistence on making fans appear on screen to ask non-questions, totally avoiding the E3 experiance all together. The latest non-G4 update from E3 came from a blogger who was able to attend. Apperantly the TNA game will debut this Fall, reportedly September or later, in order for Midway to finish adding Booker T.

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Alex Shelley won the opening X Cup Match, but near the middle of the PPV, another X Cup match was held, and the winners of the trophy this year are Team Mexico, thanks to a pin made by Volador JR, who made his first TNA appearance this year AT the PPV.

Gail Kim beat Angelina Love.

Sonjay Dutt won via dumb ref, and then kissed So Cal Val’s hand, before making a mad dash away.

LAX beat Beer Money of Bobby Roode and James Storm.

Creepy Stalker Girl Taylor Wilde scored a win over Awesome Kong, via dumb ref. Raisha Saeed then commenced to whompin’ on Taylor, but Abyss came out, Black Hole Slammed Raisha, then kidnapped what was left of Taylor.

Team 3D and Kurt Angle beat A.J. Styles, Rhino and Christian Cage.

And now for the main story of the evening,

Sting went fruit loopy
MAD.

Samoa Joe and Booker T were told that their referee was Rudy Charles.

The two men battled furiously, with Joe KO’ing Booker T. Sharmell kept attacking Joe, trying to save her husband, but Joe didn’t really care. Security got involved. Joe KO’ed them. Other refs’ got involved, Joe KO’ed them. Sting came out, babbling incoherently at Joe, interrupting the match. Joe showed Sting his favorite4 bird. Sting THWAPPED Joe with a baseball bat. Booker T got the cover. Sharmell counted to three. Sharmell gave her husband the belt. Sting was like “Yeah OH YEAH you are TOTALLY the Champ, man!!” But the commentary were yelling that JOE is the champ still, as they were clutching their earpieces.

Victory Road is now famous for two TNA milestones this year.

1. This was the first TNA PPV in
Houston, Texas.

2. This was TNA’s first complete PPV flop. Not fiscally, but plot wise.

Adding to this the fact that the crowd was DEAD for most of the night, and the fact that Taylor, a NON wrestler who’s been stalking Kong and Raisha, gets the belt because she’s a blonde, white woman whom Cornette appears to like. Had
Taylor been red head or brunette, and POLICE would have been called to escort her, the night she blindsided Kong from the crowd. Fans noted how specific faces of either ROH or ethnic origin, had been rewritten on the card as heels, despite the fact that last week everyone was okay.

Adding to the disappointment, were two horrible injuries!

D-Von suffered a deep sprain of the Achilles tendon, and needed to be escorted from the ring.

Also, Kaz appears to be banged up. On Thursday’s taping, he suffered a blown out knee, then on Sunday his hip went out.

No word yet on either man’s condition.

WWE:

In an update from my above E3 report, WWE is soon to release SmackDown vs. Raw 2009, as well as a new Legends of Wrestling game. G4 allowed Miz and Morrison to brag about their belts, and to speak briefly about SVR09. The game has a new feature that allows hot-tagging and a more broad range of tag team moves.

In television news, The Great American Bash~ which has been a commercial flop annually since 2003, is set to air live this Sunday for a $59.99 PPV fee on most systems.

 On Monday Night Raw, after the main event, JBL hit John Cena with a car, attempting to kill the boy. Luckily, Cena’s head slipped in the knick of time, causing him to be pinned underneath JBL’s car, winding up slightly grazed.  Cena has been cleared medically and will be attending Sunday’s PPV.

I would post Raw’s results, but I think there’s someone out there who’s done a better job. The one and only Jake “The Snake” Roberts offers all of this week’s Raw results on his official MySpace blog here: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=131113609&blogID=415168165  

ECW only had three matches this week:

Mike Knox beat Shannon Moore. Shannon, a WCW veteran, was pushed out without his entrance.

Evan “Matt Sydal” Bourne beat Chavo.

The Hardy Boyz (Boy that feels GREAT to type!) beat Miz and Morrison.

Tony Atlas handed Mark Henry frying pans to curl, so Mark can show how tough he is. Tommy Dreamer attempted to curl one himself… by thwapping Mark upside his head, breaking the pan!!

ROH: Kevin Steen has written a new article about his life coming up in the indy world, his time in Ring of Honor and his determination to get Nigel’s belt by late November.

In other news, El Generico vs. Tyler Black has been announced for Chicago, as Jimmy Jacobs wants Steen and Generico OUT of the tag team picture. Jacobs has posted another youtube video, running down recent happenings in the Age of the Fall. Jacobs is also looking to recruit one more member.

In some exciting news, the latest issue of PWI is on the stands, and has a feature article on MisChif’s rise to glory, and her two hard-fought championship victories! This is a can’t miss issue (It has spoot head Randy Orton on the cover) and PWI also goes into hits, misses and top stories around the wrestling globe, including some heavy ROH content!

PWO:

Virus and Virus Grande beat Bobby Beverly and Hobo Joe, after the match, The Clash came out, smack talking Beverly and Hobo Joe, challenging the two to a match at this year’s Wrestleution event.

In an unfair squash match, Benjamin Boone beat Carrie Witner. After the match, the somewhat cocky Boone issued a challenge to King Kong Bundy. Yep, you heard it here folks, King Kong Bundy will make his PWO debut against Boone at Wrestleution!!

Cronus beat Mathew Justice in a loooooong squash. During the fight, Jason Bane realized that due to legal papers being signed (at Kinko’s…), he couldn’t legally hit either Aaron McGuire or Cronus. However, Bane did instead send Morty Rackem to chase Aaron out of the arena.

And finally, Johnny Gargano beat Super Hentai in a match via cheating. After this match, Gregory Iron came out, but was held back by worried wrestlers. Gargano accepted Iron’s match request for Wrestleution, by swinging Hentai into the guardrail at full force.

Well that’s it for now. As always, stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Keep your votes coming, everyone! Until next time!

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