Hello Everyone! There was a lot of news recently, so I condensed everything down to just the facts. There is alot of Sailormoon and Wrestling news to get through. Let’s get to it! 

Congratulations: Stephanie McMahon Helmsley Levesque and husband Triple H welcomed their second child this week. Murphy Claire Levesque was born a bouncy 8 pounds, and joins older sister Aurora Rose Levesque in the HHH family. Kevin Nash officially wins this bet, as it was he who announced the child’s gender, shortly after her conception became public. 

Injury Report: Reports have been sketchy as to whether or not this took place, due to a hacking scheme. Elijah Burke’s blog reported that the young ECW star barely escaped death, after being struck by a car while jogging; however his blog was hacked into as the story became public, so Elijah’s true condition is unknown as of this time.  

Wikipedia has announced that Honky Tonk Man suffered a near severed finger during an appearance July 27^th. Below is a transcript from the article, full credit goes to Wikipedia: 

On July 27, 2008, Honky Tonk Man almost had his index finger of his right hand severed during a public appearance before an Ultimate Championship Wrestling show in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada. As Honky Tonk Man told the story, he was doing an appearance at Boston Pizza in Charlottetown several hours before the show when someone wanted to take a photo with him with both men clashing guitars. When the guitars colided, the neck of Honky Tonk Man’s guitar turned and sliced into Honky Tonk Man’s finger, almost severing it. Honky Tonk Man was immediately taken to Queen Elizabeth Hospital where doctors stitched the finger and bandaged it. Honky Tonk Man made his appearance at the Ultimate Championship Wrestling show several hours later. He was unable to wrestle his scheduled match due to the injury and was replaced by Trash Canyon, whom he managed from ringside. Honky Tonk Man, although injured and in obvious pain, sang his theme song twice in the ring and was a consummate professional. He is expected to finish the tour with UCW although the injury may prevent him from wrestling, he is expected to be at the shows. 

Also, C.M. Punk may have suffered a broken nose, as of a match he won against William Regal. Regal accidentally whapped Punk too hard during the match, in an attempt to gain the upper hand.  

Making rounds today is a story that Bret Hart may need surgery in the near future, to repair damage to one of his knees. 

And finally, Michael Cole has been out of action since Monday night, after he was thrown in the ring against Ted Dibiase JR and Cody Rhodes. More on this below. 

A speedy recovery is wished for all those mentioned in today’s injury report! 

Sailormoon news: The Battle Creek Art center is holding an event starting August 5^th titled “Konnichi wa
Japan”. The art exhibit will feature Sailor Moon, and several other Japanese television shows. For more information, please head on over here: http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080728/NEIGHBORHOODS01/807280332  

In other news, a young lady named Ashley Crossman was recognized in a writing contest for her letter about Sailormoon to Naoko Takeuchi! Read all about the award here: http://www.thedailycitizen.com/articles/2008/07/29/news/features/features02.txt  

Also, I would like to once again thank Codename Sailor Earth, and the Gaia Online Guild of G.A.I.A. Sailor Scouts Guild for their continued support of this year’s Sailormoon campaign! Codename Sailor Earth has been collecting votes in various polls, and sending me the results. There was a weekend upsurge of votes for Helios, due to a topic she put up about the children of Chibiusa. If you wish to bring Sailormoon back, e-mail me your votes at rasslinkitty@hellokitty.com. And now today’s results:  

Favorite Inner Senshi:

Sailor Moon 66 votes

Sailor Cosmos 23 votes

Sailor Mercury 12 votes

Sailor Mars 29 votes

Sailor Jupiter 29 votes

Sailor Venus/Codename Sailor V 27 votes

Favorite Outer Senshi:

Sailor Saturn 54 votes

Sailor Uranus 31 votes

Sailor
Neptune 15 votes

Sailor Pluto 54 votes

Favorite Chibi Senshi (Pick two)

Chibiusa/Rini 78 votes

Kousagi 58 votes

Chibi Chibi 71 votes

Ami Jr 20 votes

Rei Jr 15 votes

Mako 16 votes

Mina 16 votes

Favorite Male character (Pick two):

Tuxedo Mask/Moonlight Knight 71 votes

Helios/Pegasus 88 votes

Peruru 55 votes

Favorite Cat:

Luna 70 votes

Artemis 38 votes

Diana 32 votes

Luna-P 11 votes

Kousagi’s cat 6 votes

Sailor Tin Nyanko 6 votes

Favorite Main Villain:

Queen Beryl 45 votes

Wiseman 15 votes

Master Pharaoh 90 9 votes

Queen Nepherenia 23 votes

Zirconia 6 votes

Sailor Galaxia 29 votes

Chaos 11 votes

Favorite Amazon Group:

Amazon Trio 22 votes

Amazon Quartet 50 votes

Sailor Amazoness Quartet 49 votes

Favorite Magical Character (You may pick two):

Queen Serenity 94 votes

Phobos & Deimos 46 votes

Cosmos Starseed 26 votes

Favorite Star Senshi (You may pick two):

Sailor Star Fighter 56 votes

Sailor Star Healer 56 votes

Sailor Star Maker 20 votes

Sailor Kakyuu 27 votes

Aluminum Siren 19 votes

Lead Crow 6 votes

Iron Mouse 27 votes

Heavy Metal Papillion 24 votes

Lethe 7 votes

Mnemosyne 17 votes

Phi 7 votes

Chi 7 votes

This week, I am going to forgo the usual results format, due to the fact that most of last week’s matches were stale rehashes. Instead, I am going to deliver to you the top stories, up through this morning.

WWE: In a move certain to bring Raw’s ratings down to Brooke Knows Best level, Mike Adamle was announced Monday night as the new Raw GM. Shock filled the arena, as bemused and confused wrestlers Dave Batista and John Cena stared down at Adamle, as he decreed Cena vs. Batista for SummerSlam.

The announcement, made by Shane McMahon, came after two straight hours of pure anarchy. Shane was the only one present who knew of his father’s decision to place the wrestling-illiterate Adamle as General Manager of Raw. Adamle had secretly changed much of the night’s match card, even placing Michael Cole in a tag team match with Jerry ‘The King” Lawler, against Ted Dibiase JR and Cody Rhodes. The result was Cole being hospitalized, after he was dropped onto the back of his head. This left commentary down a man, so Adamle himself sat with King, without giving anyone the heads up on his new role. Adamle of course can’t commentate his way through wet toilet paper, so shockingly, Jim Ross was called back to aid Adamle and King, after several other wrestlers had also stepped in. This move left both ECW and SmackDown without a commentator, as JR and Adamle were now out of the picture.

However, on ECW, Tazz happily made the announcement, that fan favorite Todd Grisham was now the new ECW commentator. Although not Joey Styles, Todd fit right in on ECW, and the two men cheerfully called matches, even tossing in a few ribs ad Adamle’s behavior, much to the delight of the crowd.

To see an animated Sailormoon themed viewpoint, head on over to youtube, and check out Codename Sailor Earth’s Sailormoon: Mike Adamle video!

On a happy note, William Regal returned to action Monday night, losing to C.M. Punk, in a grueling match. Regal’s absence gave him plenty of time to craft his skill, as he was able to bloody Punk, leaving Punk’s nose in question for next week.

On an even happier note, THE UNDERTAKER IS BACK!!

Edge brooded (ha-ha) all night long Friday, unaware of how to spin doctor his infidelity against Vicky. Edge even tried enlisting the aid of Bam Neely and Chavo, but of course, both men sided with Vicky, behind Edge’s back.

Eventually, Edge did greet Vicky in the ring, and gave a half-hearted apology, that was slopping over with over-acting. Vicky “forgave” Edge, but reminded him that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. She informed Edge that while she was pissed, she re-instated The Undertaker, and signed Edge to a match against ‘Taker for SummerSlam…. Hell in a Cell. She cackled uproariously as SmackDown came to a close.

In other WWE news, actor Freddie Prinze JR has been added to the WWE creative team. The move was made due to Freddie’s involvement with the celebrity area of WWE’s fan nation/ universe.

TNA: Kurt Angle has broken his silence about a dark chapter in his past. Word making rounds is that Kurt spoke openly in an interview about an incident in which a woman he had an affair with went crazy and stalked Karen Angle and their family. This person also stalked Ric Flair. To read up on what happened, read the article here: http://www.prowrestling.net/artman/publish/TNA/article1002289.shtml

In other news, Tomko has officially quit TNA. The decision came after several de-pushes, failed communication between himself and TNA, and a conflicting schedule. Tomko is heading to
Japan for more matches. Tomko will be visible in the next few episodes of Impact, but will be totally free come the PPV.

Also, TNA taped a few shows, one of which left Kevin Nash so upset, that he threatened to quit too! Exactly what happened will not even be hinted at, until the episodes air, but what ever it was, it wasn’t to Nash’s liking.

ROH: Over the weekend, Bryan Danielson won an extraordinary match against Tyler Black, after the top rope broke! In an entirely unplanned moment, the rope snapped while the two were about to do a move. Ring of Honor officials had forgotten to bring an extra rope, so to make up for it, the bottom rope was pulled out, and re attached as the new top rope.

Also, Nigel McGuiness retained the ROH title against both Kevin Steen and Claudio Castagnoli, two nights in a row! Despite Claudio’s earlier win the belt or bust comments, it seems as though the Swiss sensation will stay on after all.

And congratulations go out to Ruckus, for winning the first ever Honor Rumble match. Ruckus will now have a title shot against Nigel McGuiness!

Finally,  The Age of the Fall have updated their blog with an upset but upbeat and positive posting here:  http://projectonesixone.blogspot.com/  

PWO: Johnny Gargano’s finisher “The Uniquely You” now has a new place in
Americana, as the name is being used in an AT&T promotion for a new phone!

Mixed Media: Alexis Laree was Yahoo’s #1 search July 27th! Technically, this is WWE news, since Alexis Laree now goes by the name Mickie James,  but loyal fans remember the perky diva are the pseudo Goth warrior, and on July 27^th chose to make her their #1 search. Notably, Triple H has once graced the #8 spot.

In other news, Sandman has posted bail, and is back on the wrestling scene, after last week’s debacle involving an abhorrent restaurant disaster. Please refer to my last posting for full details on the incident.

Well that does it for now. As always, stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

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Hello everyone! There’s plenty of news to get through, so let’s get to it!Retraction: TNA Knockout champion
Taylor is actually an Indy star named Shantelle Taylor.
Taylor hails from
Ontario, Canada, and has been honing her skills for a few years. She is NOT just some fan as previously stated, and I do apologize for the error. This information comes courtesy of Lance Storm’s official website, stormwrestling.com as well as en.wikipedia.org.

Sailormoon: Wikipedia has taken down the page that was up for Parallel Sailormoon, reducing much of the Sailormoon pages considerably. Whether or not this was maintenance related or not has yet to be seen, but mini-manga or not, Parallel Sailormoon is a vital part of the Sailormoon series, as it stars the daughters of the main characters. If you or anyone you know is affiliated with Wikipedia, please help get the Sailormoon pages full again and bring back Kousagi! Every Sailor Senshi drawn by Naoko Takeuchi counts! Remember, the future CAN change, at the end of StarS (manga) Usagi chooses to live “as she is” thus Kousagi’s manga CAN be considered cannon after all!

Get cracking everyone!

Now for your poll results so far:Favorite Inner Senshi:Sailor Moon 66 votesSailor Cosmos 23 votesSailor Mercury 12 votesSailor Mars 29 votesSailor Jupiter 29 votesSailor Venus/Codename Sailor V 27 votesFavorite Outer Senshi:Sailor Saturn 54 votesSailor Uranus 31 votesSailor
Neptune 15 votesSailor Pluto 54 votes Favorite Chibi Senshi (Pick two)Chibiusa/Rini 78 votesKousagi 58 votesChibi Chibi 71 votes Ami Jr 20 votesRei Jr 15 votesMako 16 votesMina 16 votesFavorite Male character (Pick two):Tuxedo Mask/Moonlight Knight 71 votesHelios/Pegasus 61 votesPeruru 51 votesFavorite Cat:Luna 70 votesArtemis 38 votesDiana 32 votesLuna-P 11 votesKousagi’s cat 6 votesSailor Tin Nyanko 6 votesFavorite Main Villain:Queen Beryl 45 votesWiseman 15 votesMaster Pharaoh 90 9 votesQueen Nepherenia 23 votesZirconia 6 votesSailor Galaxia 29 votesChaos 11 votesFavorite Amazon Group:Amazon Trio 22 votesAmazon Quartet 50 votesSailor Amazoness Quartet 49 votesFavorite Magical Character (You may pick two):Queen Serenity 94 votesPhobos & Deimos 46 votesCosmos Starseed 26 votesFavorite Star Senshi (You may pick two):Sailor Star Fighter 56 votesSailor Star Healer 56 votesSailor Star Maker 20 votesSailor Kakyuu 27 votesAluminum Siren 19 votesLead Crow 6 votesIron Mouse 27 votesHeavy Metal Papillion 24 votesLethe 7 votesMnemosyne 17 votesPhi 7 votesChi 7 votes

Everyone, keep your votes coming by August 31st, 2008! This is to bring back Sailormoon!

WWE: Hooooooooooo boy! Due to the PPV, SmackDown, Raw and ECW tapings since my last blog, I’m going to have to separate everything by show, in order of happenings:

SmackDown: Vicky did ONE thing smart last Friday, by having the wedding BEFORE the show, instead of in the ring. However, the curse of a wrestler’s wedding on television lingered on anyway. As the happy couple celebrated the night away on the titan tron, they ordered matches to anger fans and wrestlers alike. First was Big Show, who cutely danced with Vicky in jest, to the delight of the audience. He was then sent up against Khali, MVP, Vladmir Koslov and Mark Henry. Big Show fought bravely, until the match was thrown out, but was left at the mercy of the four individuals. Then after Vicky tossed the bouquet to the divas, she ordered Cherry to be decimated by Natalya, then she herself pinned Cherry. Then Edge ordered Matt and Jeff Hardy to face each other in a match. However, before their bout, the clever Hardy Boyz grabbed the wedding cake, and hurled it at the happy couple. The brothers’ match was cut short, when Edge’s brood joined in the fray. Brian “Spanky” Kendrick came out, unnervingly quiet and moody in a white coat, reminiscent of ROH’s Jimmy Jacobs. Spanky debuted a new bodyguard named Ezekiel~ a tall, muscular, dark skinned man who’s been training for his WWE debut for some time. Spanky scored a win over the returning Jimmy Wang Yang.Miz, Morrison, beat Jesse, Festus. More on this later.The explosive close of the show made fans believe it was Xmas in July, as HHH came out with a videotape. Apparently, Edge has been fooling around on the side with Vicky’s wedding planner, the cute and quiet Alicia Fox! Alicia, a former model, has been training in WWE developmental for some time, hoping to become a full fledged wrestler, instead of another pretty face. Alicia’s quiet and sincere demeanor temporarily gave was to Edge’s passionate side in the video HHH found.Needless to say, Vicky SCREAMED. Chavo began swearing in English and in Spanish, and Bam, Curt and Zach were left puzzled as to who to side with.Great American Bash: The annual flop continued to disappoint this year. Here’s a quick rundown of events: Mikey Whipwreck’s former students and Edge’s current boys Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder, became the NEW tag team champions, after beating Miz, Morrison, Finlay, Hornswoggle, Jesse and Festus by a prayer.Shelton Benjamin became the NEW US Champion, after beating Matt Hardy for the belt.Colin Delaney went heel, costing Tommy Dreamer a win, thus Mark Henry is still your ECW champion.HBK and Y2J’s match ended in a win for
Jericho, due to ref stoppage. Shawn had said something to
Jericho during the fight, which must have been pretty personal, as
Jericho decided to toss the rules.
Jericho beat the daylights out of Shawn, and then began kicking Shawn in the eye, until he was pulled away. Shawn now has a detached retina, and may have suffered orbital damage, as his face was dark red with blood after the fight. Shawn also has a few cracked ribs and suffered from internal bleeding.Natalya Niedhart discovered that she has the family knees, as one was tweaked wrong by Michelle McCool during the fight for the new Diva’s belt. Natalya fought hard, but shockingly tapped out to Michelle, who is now holding the title.C.M. Punk and Batista’s match went to a double DQ, after Kane came out, and beat Punk and Batista like crazy. After the fight though, Batista was unaware that the match was over, as he speared Punk.JBL scored a victory over John Cena, after an UGLY fight that left Cena with glass imbedded in his back and both elbows, due to Cena being put through the windshield of a car.Edge spent so much time trying to tend to Vicky and Alicia on the outside, that he forgot all about HHH! Vicky clotheslined Alicia, the two women fought, Edge tried to hit Alicia for “ruining his life”, he speared Vicky, wasn’t sure how to take that, and then HHH layed him out, convinced that there’s something wrong with Edge. My advice? Wellness test Edge. TODAY.   Raw:Punk gave Batista a rematch, due to Kane’s interruptions at the PPV.Lance Cade KO’ed Paul
London.Beth Phoenix annihilated Kelly Kelly. Hacksaw Jim Duggan contemplated retirement, but Jerry “The King” Lawler and the fans got Jim to rethink that. Jim will stay. YAY! ^_^Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase JR came out and made fun of Jim and Jerry’s ages, remarking that neither of the two boys were even born yet when Jerry slapped the late Andy Kaufman. Jerry said “Oh really? It went something like this.” To wit, he slapped Cody so hard the boy spun and did a twirl. JBL then encouraged the boys to leave.John Cena and Cryme Time beat Cody, Ted JR and JBL. Cena’s dad was in the crowd.Paul Burchill and Katie Lea somehow scored a win over Mickie James and Kofi Kingston.D-LO BROWN IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! Santino Marella foolishly announced a challenge to anyone in the back. D-lo, a native of
Chicago, came down to the ring, and quickly beat the hell out of Santino, much to the delight of the crowd. WELCOME BACK D-LO!!!After the beating, Beth came back out. At first, she and Santino traded loose holds, threatening to kill each other. But then, in a weird moment, Santino and Beth kissed!! O_o Beth and Santino then blushed, and walked away from each other.Former TNA guest Toby Keith and Jenny McCarthy will attend Saturday Night’s Main event this August, to help fight autism.Punk’s match with Batista almost didn’t happen, as Kane tried to KO Batista before the bell rang. However, after Kane left, Batista got up for the match. However, the match went to another double DQ, as JBL and Cena got involved. Cena had tried to take out JBL, but hit Batista by accident. Cena apologized, but Batista fought Cena anyways as the show came to an abrupt stop.ECW: Mark Henry was granted a brand new ECW title! The gorgeous new belt is platinum, with a shining ECW logo on the front. The straps are 2x the size of the average belt, providing a solid comfort for the champ. A clear shot can be seen here: http://impactwrestling.com/Content.aspx?ID=19136

Colin Delaney said that his choice to abandon Tommy Dreamer came out of frustration over constantly getting his butt beat, despite Tommy’s help. An irate Tommy Dreamer then came out, and decimated Colin in a sound beating. The match was a long time coming.

Matt “Evan Bourne” Sydal beat Indy star James Curtis in a swift match!

Matt Hardy beat Finlay, Miz and Morrison to become the #1 contender for Mark Henry’s title.

TNA: After a week of personal ups and downs with TNA, Kaz is reportedly quitting the company, at least for now. Kaz felt depressed after his hip and knee unexpectedly blew out on him at this year’s Victory Road PPV, and his sadness and guilt only grew stronger after Kaz lost a match to Petey Williams. Despite moral support from fans worldwide and from the TNA X Division, Kaz has decided to make one final appearance tonight on Karen Angle’s talk show, fulfill his legal obligations at the upcoming house shows, and then hang up his boots and leave TNA. Whether or not his soul searching will lead to a new job in the Indy market is uncertain, but Kaz certainly won’t be short on fan support if he does go Indy.

In other TNA news, last week’s iMPACT taping was high on drama. Sting’s odd behavior at

left TNA unable to answer the question of who the champion is. Samoa Joe was left with the decision, and Joe decided that although he is the champion by technicality, Booker T may hold the belt, for now. Joe has decided that he will face Booker T in a rematch at the next PPV, and kindly asked Booker T to keep the belt clean, until he can earn it back.

Joe had put on a brave face, but felt very unhappy over losing the belt the way he did. Even though Joe was knocked out by Sting hitting him from behind with a baseball bat, Joe felt ashamed of his loss. In a backstage segment, Kevin Nash told Joe not to doubt himself so much, and reassured him that the loss was not his fault. Fans at ringside agreed that Sting has lost his mind, and it was Sting’s fault for going nuts.

In two back to back matches, Matt Morgan beat Jimmy Rave and Lance Hoyt. Lance wants people to call him “Lance Rock” which may cause a stir with Viacom owned Nick JR, as their hit show “Yo Gabba Gabba” features a character also named DJ Lance Rock. Legal action has yet to be seen.

During the two hour taping, Team 3D and Kurt Angle jokes around, wearing Sting’s mask and coat, happy that tonight Sting is set to tag team with them. Also during the night, Bobby Roode and James Storm whipped several fans, TNA security, referees and even Hector Guerrero, in retaliation for the beating the duo suffered at the PPV.

By some freak twist, Velvet Sky won a battle royal against the entire Knockout division (sans Kong, Raisha and Taylor) and is now the #1 Contender to the title
Taylor has taken.

Sonjay Dutt won a three way match against Eric Young and Johnny Devine, but was then involved in an altercation with Jay Lethal. Jay and Sonjay went at it, but then So Cal Val demanded an end to the fight. As Jay went to talk to Val, Sonjay grabbed a nearby chair, hit the ring post, and then threw the chair to Jay, pretending that Jay had hit him. Somehow Val~ whom until this point wanted to hang Sonjay~ was disgusted by what she thought had happened, and stormed off, with Jay trying desperately to get her to come back.

Booker T defeated Consequences Creed in a stretcher match. Creed was happy to fight Booker T, and had buckets of charisma, much to the delight of the fans, but ultimately was no match for Booker T.

After the match, Booker T and Sharmell followed Creed’s carcass to the ambulance, where Samoa Joe played peek-a-boo from the ambulance, and commenced to whooping Booker T. Sharmell threatened to hit Joe with a nearby baseball bat, prompting Joe to ask her where the bat came from. She ran away, before Joe got an answer, however since the bat was black, one can only guess it belongs to crazy boy Sting. 

ROH: Erick Stevens is the new FIP champion, after beating Roderick Strong In Crystal River, FL in a brutal dog collar match! In other news, Claudio Castagnoli is threatening to quit if he doesn’t win his match this week for the ROH title! 

Mixed Media: Sandman got involved in a strange altercation in
Yonkers, New York, the hometown of Tommy Dreamer. It all started when Sandman went to the birthday party of Captain Lou Albano. (Happy belated B-day, Cap!!) Sandman gave a loving speech to
Albano, and then the party started. There were drinks and music, and Sandman accidentally knocked over a lamp, breaking it and the lavish restaurant the party was at. Immediately, the owner threw a tantrum over the lamp, and then screamed for help. The owner smacked Sandman, and then smacked him with a bottle! The two fought, until some of the other wrestlers pulled Sandman away, but just as they were, police arrived and opened fire!  No wrestlers were harmed, except for Sandman, and police quickly arrested Sandman. The other wrestlers have since tried explaining the situation to police, but police aren’t listening, as they are wrestlers. Police have even changed the story several times for the media, adding in extra fights that did NOT occur.

This moment on injustice is reminiscent of how blacks in the
United States are treated by the very same police, whom are sworn to protect them. This is NOT to say that all police are bad, but this is to say that there are some cranky uniforms out there, who need a lesson in “Shaddup and listen” before they begin jumping to conclusions. Just because a man is black, or a wrestler, does NOT mean he is a threat. This whole thing started with Sandman accidentally breaking one lamp.

To see what the owner did to Sandman’s face, click here: http://impactwrestling.com/Content.aspx?ID=19133  

In other news, WWE foolishly tried sending legal “cease and desist” letters to the Ultimate Warrior, trying to shut down an autograph signing of his. The incident began when Warrior set up a fan meet and greet, unaware that WWE’s PPV was being filmed live not that far from said signing. As a gesture of kindness, Warrior brought along the belt he won in the WWF, and allowed fans to take photos with it. WWE tried to stop the shoot, claiming that the WWF title is their intellectual property, but Warrior went ahead anyway, signing autographs for over 150 people! As a joke, he even posted the legal papers around his booth.

Well that’s it for now. PHEW what a lot! Keep your votes coming in for the Sailormoon poll! As always, stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

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Hello everyone! Due to browser issues with Sanriotown, I was unable to update you over the last few days. Luckily though, I wrote down everyone’s votes in the Sailormoon poll, and I have all of today’s wrestling news to get you ready for tonight’s TNA iMPACT taping, so let’s get to it!

Sailormoon: I would like to send a warm THANK YOU to Gaiaonline and Gaia’s Sailor Scouts Guild for their continued support. Gaia’s Sailormoon fanbase is alive and well, and growing by the day. One of their legions of fans is none other than Moon Sisters creator, Codename Sailor Earth! She has been helping me pool together everyone’s votes, and I’m happy to announce that there’s been PLENTY of them over the last week. Here are today’s standings:

Favorite Inner Senshi:

Sailor Moon 66 votes

Sailor Cosmos 23 votes

Sailor Mercury 12 votes

Sailor Mars 29 votes

Sailor Jupiter 28 votes

Sailor Venus/Codename Sailor V 26 votes

Favorite Outer Senshi:Sailor Saturn 53 votes

Sailor Uranus 31 votes

Sailor Neptune 15 votes

Sailor Pluto 54 votes

Favorite Chibi Senshi (Pick two)

Chibiusa/Rini 77 votes

Kousagi 54 votes

Chibi Chibi 70 votes

Ami Jr 17 votes

Rei Jr 15 votes

Mako 14 votes

Mina 16 votes

Favorite Male character (Pick two):

Tuxedo Mask/Moonlight Knight 71 votes

Helios/Pegasus 60 votes

Peruru 49 votes

Favorite Cat:

Luna 70 votes

Artemis 38 votes

Diana 32 votes

Luna-P 10 votes

Kousagi’s cat 6 votes

Sailor Tin Nyanko 6 votes

Favorite Main Villain:

Queen Beryl 45 votes

Wiseman 15 votes

Master Pharaoh 90 9 votes

Queen Nepherenia 22 votes

Zirconia 6 votes

Sailor Galaxia 29 votes

Chaos 11 votes

Favorite Amazon Group:

Amazon Trio 22 votes

Amazon Quartet 49 votes

Sailor Amazoness Quartet 49 votes

Favorite Magical Character (You may pick two):

Queen Serenity 93 votes

Phobos & Deimos 45 votes

Cosmos Starseed 26 votes

Favorite Star Senshi (You may pick two):

Sailor Star Fighter 56 votes

Sailor Star Healer 56 votes

Sailor Star Maker 20 votes

Sailor Kakyuu 26 votes

Aluminum Siren 19 votes

Lead Crow 6 votes

Iron Mouse 26 votes

Heavy Metal Papillion 24 votes

Lethe 7 votes

Mnemosyne 17 votes

Phi 7 votes

Chi 7 votes

Everyone, keep your votes coming by August 31st, 2008!

In other Sailormoon news, the YinYangYo episode titled “Go Tweeners/Go Tween Titans” is back in syndication on Toon Disney. The episode features Yin~ A pink Usagi~ dressed as Sailor Moon!

Also, Noggin has been easing up on it’s edits of All That, the popular late 90’s sketch comedy sitcom starring Amanda Bynes and SNL’s Keenan Thompson, so you can now expect to catch The Island Girls sketches uninterrupted. The skits open with the 1995 BanDai Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars 6″ dolls falling into the ocean.

And if you have NickToons, tune in late Saturday~into~Sunday for Action League Now! In one episode, you can spot the 1997 6″ Rubeus doll as a spectator!

TNA: Rumors abound that TNA officials are trying to turn fan favorite and ROH legend Samoa Joe heel, as per the storyline wishes of Sting and Kevin Nash. The elder wrestlers do not seem to respect the younger Joe’s tenacity and mentality, and are now treating the younger wrestlers the same way they once treated THEIR elders~ with as little respect as possible. Though between their late 40’s and early 50’s respectively, Sting and Nash have already forgotten what it’s like to be pushed down by manegement, and how to overcompensate for your rosters failing elders. As such, the two have yet to show any respect to Joe, A.J. Styles or Christopher Daniels~ without whom there would not BE a TNA at this time. Instead, the elder Sting and Nash make bi-annual attempts to hold the company up for ransom, while the younger ones actually rake in new fans. Sting and Nash will most likely take credit for TNA’s success and once again use the bubbleheaded Dixie Carter to screw over Samoa Joe.

In other news, Christopher Daniels and Christy Hemme were spotted at E3. G4 had had almost NO coverage of this year’s new video games, as much of the program has been devoted to Kevin Perrara’s inability to commentate, Olivia Munn’s desire to hog the spotlight, Morgan Webb’s whiney-brat sulkings over having one of the top 20 best jobs to have ever,  Adam Sessler’s accute anti-socialism and G4’s insistence on making fans appear on screen to ask non-questions, totally avoiding the E3 experiance all together. The latest non-G4 update from E3 came from a blogger who was able to attend. Apperantly the TNA game will debut this Fall, reportedly September or later, in order for Midway to finish adding Booker T.

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Alex Shelley won the opening X Cup Match, but near the middle of the PPV, another X Cup match was held, and the winners of the trophy this year are Team Mexico, thanks to a pin made by Volador JR, who made his first TNA appearance this year AT the PPV.

Gail Kim beat Angelina Love.

Sonjay Dutt won via dumb ref, and then kissed So Cal Val’s hand, before making a mad dash away.

LAX beat Beer Money of Bobby Roode and James Storm.

Creepy Stalker Girl Taylor Wilde scored a win over Awesome Kong, via dumb ref. Raisha Saeed then commenced to whompin’ on Taylor, but Abyss came out, Black Hole Slammed Raisha, then kidnapped what was left of Taylor.

Team 3D and Kurt Angle beat A.J. Styles, Rhino and Christian Cage.

And now for the main story of the evening,

Sting went fruit loopy
MAD.

Samoa Joe and Booker T were told that their referee was Rudy Charles.

The two men battled furiously, with Joe KO’ing Booker T. Sharmell kept attacking Joe, trying to save her husband, but Joe didn’t really care. Security got involved. Joe KO’ed them. Other refs’ got involved, Joe KO’ed them. Sting came out, babbling incoherently at Joe, interrupting the match. Joe showed Sting his favorite4 bird. Sting THWAPPED Joe with a baseball bat. Booker T got the cover. Sharmell counted to three. Sharmell gave her husband the belt. Sting was like “Yeah OH YEAH you are TOTALLY the Champ, man!!” But the commentary were yelling that JOE is the champ still, as they were clutching their earpieces.

Victory Road is now famous for two TNA milestones this year.

1. This was the first TNA PPV in
Houston, Texas.

2. This was TNA’s first complete PPV flop. Not fiscally, but plot wise.

Adding to this the fact that the crowd was DEAD for most of the night, and the fact that Taylor, a NON wrestler who’s been stalking Kong and Raisha, gets the belt because she’s a blonde, white woman whom Cornette appears to like. Had
Taylor been red head or brunette, and POLICE would have been called to escort her, the night she blindsided Kong from the crowd. Fans noted how specific faces of either ROH or ethnic origin, had been rewritten on the card as heels, despite the fact that last week everyone was okay.

Adding to the disappointment, were two horrible injuries!

D-Von suffered a deep sprain of the Achilles tendon, and needed to be escorted from the ring.

Also, Kaz appears to be banged up. On Thursday’s taping, he suffered a blown out knee, then on Sunday his hip went out.

No word yet on either man’s condition.

WWE:

In an update from my above E3 report, WWE is soon to release SmackDown vs. Raw 2009, as well as a new Legends of Wrestling game. G4 allowed Miz and Morrison to brag about their belts, and to speak briefly about SVR09. The game has a new feature that allows hot-tagging and a more broad range of tag team moves.

In television news, The Great American Bash~ which has been a commercial flop annually since 2003, is set to air live this Sunday for a $59.99 PPV fee on most systems.

 On Monday Night Raw, after the main event, JBL hit John Cena with a car, attempting to kill the boy. Luckily, Cena’s head slipped in the knick of time, causing him to be pinned underneath JBL’s car, winding up slightly grazed.  Cena has been cleared medically and will be attending Sunday’s PPV.

I would post Raw’s results, but I think there’s someone out there who’s done a better job. The one and only Jake “The Snake” Roberts offers all of this week’s Raw results on his official MySpace blog here: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=131113609&blogID=415168165  

ECW only had three matches this week:

Mike Knox beat Shannon Moore. Shannon, a WCW veteran, was pushed out without his entrance.

Evan “Matt Sydal” Bourne beat Chavo.

The Hardy Boyz (Boy that feels GREAT to type!) beat Miz and Morrison.

Tony Atlas handed Mark Henry frying pans to curl, so Mark can show how tough he is. Tommy Dreamer attempted to curl one himself… by thwapping Mark upside his head, breaking the pan!!

ROH: Kevin Steen has written a new article about his life coming up in the indy world, his time in Ring of Honor and his determination to get Nigel’s belt by late November.

In other news, El Generico vs. Tyler Black has been announced for Chicago, as Jimmy Jacobs wants Steen and Generico OUT of the tag team picture. Jacobs has posted another youtube video, running down recent happenings in the Age of the Fall. Jacobs is also looking to recruit one more member.

In some exciting news, the latest issue of PWI is on the stands, and has a feature article on MisChif’s rise to glory, and her two hard-fought championship victories! This is a can’t miss issue (It has spoot head Randy Orton on the cover) and PWI also goes into hits, misses and top stories around the wrestling globe, including some heavy ROH content!

PWO:

Virus and Virus Grande beat Bobby Beverly and Hobo Joe, after the match, The Clash came out, smack talking Beverly and Hobo Joe, challenging the two to a match at this year’s Wrestleution event.

In an unfair squash match, Benjamin Boone beat Carrie Witner. After the match, the somewhat cocky Boone issued a challenge to King Kong Bundy. Yep, you heard it here folks, King Kong Bundy will make his PWO debut against Boone at Wrestleution!!

Cronus beat Mathew Justice in a loooooong squash. During the fight, Jason Bane realized that due to legal papers being signed (at Kinko’s…), he couldn’t legally hit either Aaron McGuire or Cronus. However, Bane did instead send Morty Rackem to chase Aaron out of the arena.

And finally, Johnny Gargano beat Super Hentai in a match via cheating. After this match, Gregory Iron came out, but was held back by worried wrestlers. Gargano accepted Iron’s match request for Wrestleution, by swinging Hentai into the guardrail at full force.

Well that’s it for now. As always, stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Keep your votes coming, everyone! Until next time!

The Rasslinkitty

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Hello everyone! I’ve been hard at work collecting all of the information we will need for the new Sailormoon campaign, so I’m sorry about the lack of updates! Due to technical glitches, results from WWE and TNA shows will be delayed another day or so, however there is still PLENTY of wrestling news today. So let’s get started:

Sailormoon: While the poll has been going slow but steady, many fans in Singapore, Hong Kong, Japan, China, France, Great Brittain and of course America have been showing their support by going to various comic and scifi conventions, dressing up as Sailormoon characters, and even winning different awards and having their pictures taken for various newspapers! Everyone, let’s show our support at all of this year’s conventions, just as these awesome people have! Even if you don’t cosplay, wear something Sailormoon related (like a button) when you go to the conventions, especially if you happen to run across the NamcoBanDai booth at this year’s E3 next week! Hopefully, this will alert Toei, Kodansha, Naoko and NamcoBandai that Sailormoon IS still a viable property, and worth another distribution.

Whether or not you can go to a convention, you can still vote in the Sailormoon poll, by sending me your list of favorite characters by August 31st, 2008! Here are today’s results:

Favorite Inner Senshi:

Sailor Moon 60 votes

Sailor Cosmos 21 votes

Sailor Mercury 11 votes

Sailor Mars 28 votes

Sailor Jupiter 22 votes

Sailor Venus/Codename Sailor V  22 votesFavorite Outer Senshi:

Sailor Saturn 49 votesSailor Uranus 29 votes

Sailor Neptune 12 votesSailor Pluto 48 votes

Favorite Chibi Senshi (Pick two)Chibiusa/Rini 70 votes

Kousagi 47 votesChibi Chibi 61 votes

Ami Jr 17 votesRei Jr 13 votes

Mako 12 votes

Mina 13 votes

Favorite Male character (Pick two):Tuxedo Mask/Moonlight Knight 60 votes

Helios/Pegasus 55 votesPeruru 49 votes

Favorite Cat:Luna 64 votes

Artemis 34 votes

Diana 28 votes

Luna-P 9 votesKousagi’s cat 5 votes

Sailor Tin Nyanko 5 votes

Favorite Main Villain:

Queen Beryl 39 votesWiseman 14 votes

Master Pharoh 90 9 votesQueen Nepherenia 18 votes

Zirconia 6 votesSailor Galaxia 25 votes

Chaos 10 votesFavorite Amazon Group:

Amazon Trio 17 votesAmazon Quartet 44 votes

Sailor Amazoness Quartet 46 votes

Favorite Magical Character (You may pick two):Queen Serenity 81 votes

Phobos & Deimos 45 votes

Cosmos Starseed 22 votes

Favorite Star Senshi (You may pick two):Sailor Star Fighter 48 votes

Sailor Star Healer 53 votes

Sailor Star Maker 19 votes

Sailor Kakyuu 25 votesAluminum Siren 16 votes

Lead Crow 4 votes

Iron Mouse 24 votes

Heavy Metal Papillion 23 votesLethe 6 votes

Mnemosyne 16 votesPhi 6 votes

Chi 6 votes

Everyone, vote well, vote often! Just make you votes count!

WWE: Gene Snitsky may miss time, due to a broken nose suffered on Monday’s Raw taping. Snitsky had bullied C.M. Punk into a match, in which Punk delivered a hard Go To Sleep to Snitsky’s face, causing the nose to break upon impact.

Chris Harris, formally of TNA made his ECW debut on Tuesday, beating upon Armando Alejandro Estrada. Full details available this weekend. However there was one MAJOR flaw with Chris’s debut.

He was renamed “Braden Walker”.

Braden now joins Matt “Evan Bourne” Sydal on a growing list of ECW talent getting less than extreme names. Is Vince mocking ECW?

Braden now wears a black singlet and looks a little puffy.

In other news, Ashley Massaro has been fired from WWE. Her firing coincides with her desire to quit, so this was a mutual agreement. Ashley has been out several moths, pending an undetermined injury. Ash;ey is very injury prone, had a difficult time grasping the concept of simple tasks, like taking a bump, and needs to focus on her overall health, rather than fame.

TNA: Mickie “Moose” Knuckles will be out six months after suffering a broken femur at an IWA Mid-South event in Joliet, Illinois. Moose had been in a match with ROH’s Sara Del Ray. Mickie had made a leap off of the top turnbuckle, but her right leg gave out on her midway through the jump, causing the leg to snap upon impact. Mickie was rushed to a hospital immediately, and had to undergo several hours of surgery, as there was tons of pure muscle to go through in order to repair her leg. She will be on crutches for quite a while, during the next 6 months. TNA has opted to keep her, nonetheless.

In other news, TNA this week fired James “Sinister Minister” Mitchell, citing no spot on the card. TNA chose to release the beloved ECW star and renowned talker, in an effort to give Kevin Nash, Karen Angle and Kurt Angle more air time. WCW jokes may be posted on the comments area on this blog.

Also, Scott DeMoore has quit TNA, in order to give more time to his own promotion. This was a mutual split with no hard feelings.

ROH: The new toolbar has been upgraded, and podcasts are now available! Bushwacker Luke has several important interviews up, one with Daizee Haze! Apperantly, Daizee’s a little weirded out by Rhett Titus, and is curious about Delirious’s message. (Rhett, be quiet next time Delirious talks to her.) Some of the podcasts even have Q&A sessions with the wrestlers. (Delirious=commando)

Well that’s it for now. As always, stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

The Rasslinkitty

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Hello everyone! Hope y’all had a happy holiday over the weekend. Here’s your Sailormoon poll results and wrestling news for today:

Sailormoon: I’m not thrilled to say that there’s been a SHARP decrease in votes as of late. If you really want Sailormoon back, PLEASE send me your votes at rasslinkitty@hellokitty.com and get your friends in on it too!

Favorite Inner Senshi:

Sailor Moon 57 votes

Sailor Cosmos 20 votes

Sailor Mercury 11 votes

Sailor Mars 27 votes

Sailor Jupiter 11 votesSailor Venus/Codename Sailor V  21 votes

Favorite Outer Senshi:Sailor Saturn 46 votes

Sailor Uranus 27 votesSailor Neptune 12 votes

Sailor Pluto 47 votes Favorite Chibi Senshi (Pick two)

Chibiusa/Rini 67 votesKousagi 43 votes

Chibi Chibi 58 votes Ami Jr 16 votes

Rei Jr 12 votes

Mako 10 votes

Mina 12 votesFavorite Male character (Pick two):

Tuxedo Mask/Moonlight Knight 54 votesHelios/Pegasus 53 votes

Peruru 46 votesFavorite Cat:

Luna 60 votes

Artemis 33 votes

Diana 26 votesLuna-P 8 votes

Kousagi’s cat 5 votes

Sailor Tin Nyanko 5 votes

Favorite Main Villain:Queen Beryl 35 votes

Wiseman 14 votesMaster Pharoh 90 9 votes

Queen Nepherenia 18 votesZirconia 6 votes

Sailor Galaxia 24 votesChaos 9 votes

Favorite Amazon Group:Amazon Trio 15 votes

Amazon Quartet 41 votes

Sailor Amazoness Quartet 45 votesFavorite Magical Character (You may pick two):

Queen Serenity 77 votes

Phobos & Deimos 42 votes

Cosmos Starseed 21 votesFavorite Star Senshi (You may pick two):

Sailor Star Fighter 43 votes

Sailor Star Healer 52 votes

Sailor Star Maker 19 votesSailor Kakyuu 24 votes

Aluminum Siren 16 votes

Lead Crow 4 votes

Iron Mouse 23 votesHeavy Metal Papillion 22 votes

Lethe 6 votesMnemosyne 15 votes

Phi 6 votesChi 6 votes

Everyone, please remember to vote and vote often!

WWE: SmackDown offered only a few matches, but plenty of drama.

The show started with MVP inviting HHH to the VIP Lounge. The two exchanged jokes about Edge having the daylights kicked out of him last Monday by C.M. Punk. The crowd was playfully chuckling along with the two, as it seems that MVP was in full Face mode for once.

Vicky as usual, spoiled everyone’s fun by announcing that HHH will face Edge for the belt at the Great American Bash. Yes, the one WCW-themed PPV that’s been a financial flop yearly since it was brought back in 2003.

Ah but Vicky’s night was just beginning. Here’s SmackDown’s top story.

Gentlemen and boys take notes, this will help you with what NOT to do with your woman:

Vicky calmly asked Edge what happened on Monday. Edge rambled on about C.M. Punk taking the title from him.

Vicky told Edge to calm down.

Much akin to a prepubecent nine year old little girl, Edge freaked out and screamed that Vicky can NEVER understand what he goes through and what pain he’s been in.

Vicky flipped out, stood up and started screaming at him that above all, she is still HIS BOSS, and he needs to calm down.

Edge spewed more nonsense about how he’s always being put out. Vicky kicked him out of the office. Later in the night, Edge was invited back in, but cut Vicky off, asking her to speak English, calling her native tongue “Gibberish”. She screeched at him to leave, and locked him out of the office.

At the end of the taping, Edge went out to the ring to whine about how life’s not fair. He then threatened to tell all of Vicky’s secrets! That’s when Vicky came out.

She asked Edge what was going on, and he called off the wedding, leaving her screeching in tears.

Okay, now onto the matches:

For the first match, Natalya Niedhart now sporting red hair, sat with Mick Foley for commentary. Standing before them was the new SmackDown Diva’s Title, which is a butterfly shaped, BratZ theamed belt.

Michelle MCcool somehow scored a “grab the star” match over Victoria, Cherry, Kelly Kelly and Maryse, thus scoring a #1 contendership against Natalya for the new belt. It’s been said that backstage, the haughty Michelle has been trying to “re-teach” Natalya, even though Natalya is an 8 year veteran, and the child of Jim “The Anvil” Niedhart, AND the niece of Bret Hart. Michelle’s attitude problems have been showing up in her work, despite the fact that she’s a face.

Festus, feeling festive and fun, dressed up as Uncle Sam for 4th of July, and teamed up with Jesse to score a victory over Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder. However, after the match, Festus was KO’ed by Edge, while Curt and Zach held Jesse down.

Jeff Hardy beat Morrison.

Funaki came back!!!!

Umaga beat Funaki. WHYYEEE? This is Funaki’s 25th straight job in the last 2 years! People LOVE Funaki, let him have a NORMAL match!

Matt Hardy beat Ken Kennedy, Chavo and Shelton Benjamin to retain the US Championship.

TNA: iMPACT aired Thursday and opened up with the usual Kurt drama. AJ protecKaren, the Dudley’s beat AJ, but the Rhyno made the save.

Meanwhile, Brother Ray had sent Kurt on three blind dates. Each one was horrible. The first was a fasion challenged large person, the second was a MAN in drag, and the third was a lady with a medical disorder. Kurt bemoaned his choices later to Brother Ray, who then produced a fourth girl, a skinny, malnourished blonde who said she could do anything for Kurt. Kurt told her to shut it, and remarked that all women like her are the same as Karen. So, he let Angelina Love and Velvet Sky take her out. Two seconds later, Karen, AJ, ODB, Gail Kim and Rhyno came out, and there was a tremendous brawl.

Now for the matches:

Mickie “Moose” Knuckles beat up poor, cute lil’ Roxxi in a Bimbo Brawl match.

CMLL’s Rey Bucanero defeated Alex Koslov

Milano Collection AT (who bought his invisible dog for a walk) defeated Curry Man after cheating with a low blow. The flamboyant but wise Milano stalked his prey for much of the match, learning Curry Man’s moves, waiting for the right time to strike.

The crazy blonde who attacked Kong last week~Taylor~ somehow scored a pin over Raisha with a German Suplex. Taylor returns this week to face Kong for not only the 25,000, but also the belt!

Earlier in the night, Kevin Nash had whined to Cornette about his usual demands, so Cornette gave in, forcing Samoa Joe to tag team with Nash.

Joe and Nash beat James Storm and Bobby Roode.

Nash then got into an argument AGAIN with Joe. The fans already know that Joe does NOT NEED Nash’s assistance, since JOE is the reason why fans purchase TNA tickets. Joe is also a veteran. Quit trying to retrain Joe!

But just as things were heating up, Sting appeared, creepily glaring from the rafters, WHERE IT AIN’T SAFE FOR A FULLY GROWN MAN TO STAND.

ROH: Check out the new toolbar at rohwrestling.com. It’s free and loads like a dream! In other news, Adam Pearce has been suspended until August 1st, due to the fireball he launched into Brent Albright’s face in Chicago June 28th. Adam has been suspended by both ROH and NWA, since the very incident landed Brent in the hospital and it does NOT reflect the values ROH and NWA want their boys to showcase. The length was determined by Brent’s condition, as he too will be out until August. Brent has already put in his claim to face Brent as soon as he is cleared. Get well soon Brent!

Mixed Media: Lance Storm on June 30th posted his review of a scathing new book, loosley based on wrestling. I’m sure many of you are familliar with the title: Ring of Hell, in fact many websites have been posting excerpts of the novel under the “news” category. To get a full recap of what to expect, please visit Lance Storm’s post at: http://www.stormwrestling.com/063008.html

Well that does it for now. As always, stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

The Rasslinkitty

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Sailormoon
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WSX

Hello everyone! This is a first~ I’m going to separate the Sailormoon news for today~ there’s enough of it for once! YAY! Also, your usual wrestling news is ready, so let’s get to it!

Sailormoon: Everyone, our initial campaign is working!

Kodansha has reported that later this year, they will be translating manga and releasing them to the US by themselves. Titles could include Codename Sailor V and the reprint Sailormoon manga!!

This would be a victory for us! Everyone, keep at it! Your poll results are at the end of today’s post! Keep voting and plugging away!!

In other news, Newsweek has posted an old news article from 1998, about how Sailor Moon helped bring Korea and Japan together! Read it here: http://www.newsweek.com/id/93508

WWE: ECW only had three matches on Tuesday.

Tommy Dreamer has made a bid for Mark Henry’s belt, but Henry would only give Tommy a shot if Colin could beat Henry one on one. Colin could not.

A newcomer named Atlas Cruz just barely beat Armando Alejandro Estrada.

Matt Hardy, Hornswoggle and Finlay defeated Miz, Morrison and Chavo.

TNA: Scott Stiener will be out of action for 6 months, after having surgery on a ripped to shreds ACL.

In other news, Rellik has quit TNA, citing that TNA had him at a pay-per-apperance deal, and since they haven’t booked him on forever, he decided to take his services elsewhere.

Sailormoon poll results: Well, I hope that the news from Kodansha has you all pumped! Send me your list of favorite characters at rasslinkitty@hellokitty.com!

Favorite Inner Senshi:

Sailor Moon 55 votes

Sailor Cosmos 20 votes

Sailor Mercury 10 votes

Sailor Mars 25 votesSailor Jupiter 10 votes

Sailor Venus/Codename Sailor V  21 votesFavorite Outer Senshi:

Sailor Saturn 45 votesSailor Uranus 26 votes

Sailor Neptune 11 votesSailor Pluto 44 votes

Favorite Chibi Senshi (Pick two)Chibiusa/Rini 62 votes

Kousagi 42 votesChibi Chibi 53 votes

Ami Jr 16 votes

Rei Jr 12 votes

Mako 10 votesMina 12 votes

Favorite Male character (Pick two):Tuxedo Mask/Moonlight Knight 50 votes

Helios/Pegasus 49 votesPeruru 44 votes

Favorite Cat:

Luna 57 votes

Artemis 32 votesDiana 23 votes

Luna-P 8 votes

Kousagi’s cat 5 votes

Sailor Tin Nyanko 5 votesFavorite Main Villain:

Queen Beryl 34 votesWiseman 12 votes

Master Pharoh 90 9 votesQueen Nepherenia 17 votes

Zirconia 6 votesSailor Galaxia 23 votes

Chaos 8 votesFavorite Amazon Group:

Amazon Trio 14 votes

Amazon Quartet 38 votesSailor Amazoness Quartet 44 votes

Favorite Magical Character (You may pick two):

Queen Serenity 73 votes

Phobos & Deimos 41 votesCosmos Starseed 20 votes

Favorite Star Senshi (You may pick two):

Sailor Star Fighter 41 votes

Sailor Star Healer 49 votesSailor Star Maker 18 votes

Sailor Kakyuu 24 votes

Aluminum Siren 15 votes

Lead Crow 3 votesIron Mouse 22 votes

Heavy Metal Papillion 21 votesLethe 6 votes

Mnemosyne 15 votesPhi 6 votes

Chi 6 votes

Everyone! Vote for your favorites, and get everyone you know in on the fun!

Well that’s it for now, as always stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

The Rasslinkitty

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Sailormoon
ECW
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Hello everyone! Sorry about the lack of updates. Did you know yesterday was Sailor Moon’s Birthday? It was also Chibi Moon’s, Chibi Chibi’s, Cosmos’s and Kousagi’s birthday too, AND Terry Funk! Okay, on to today’s news!

Ring of Honor news first, then WWE, then TNA, then Sailormoon. Okay?

ROH: Saturday I had a great view of all the extreme action going on in Chicago!

Honky Tonk Man was present for autographs and I just wanna point out how awesome he is in person! He was really sweet to my brother and I, and even spoke at length with us. Really great guy! And he still looks exactly the same as his action figure. “All clean, no ‘roids!” He smiled.

Also signing was a surprise guest; Bushwacker Luke! Luke was making fans laugh, as each time someone got a pic with him, the photographer would say 1… 2….3 and as the shutter is pressed, Luke makes a face!

Honky Tonk Man and Luke rule!

Here are your match results~ along with important news!

Pre Show 1: PWO’s Josh Raymond Ambercrombie (formally of WSX) teamed with C.J. Otis and together they defeated the team of Mitch Franklin and Kyle Durden. Ambercrombie is now sporting long dark braids, and spent most of the show after this match sitting in with fans, carefully studying crowd reaction time and different moves.

Pre Show 2: In an intense match, Trik Davis defeated newcomer Shane Hollister. Hollister is still green, but tried his level best in the match.

Pre Show 3: Ernie Osirus came out, sporting a new “Dirty” gimmick, wearing a messed up tank top and hat, and sharply defeated a bright newcomer named Egotistico Fantastico. Egosistico was billed …

“From Mexico City, Illinois, weighing in at 3000, 300, 3000 and another thousand and some hundred pounds~ Egotistico Fantastico!!”

Skinny, tall and shy, Egotistico came out in a ratty blue lucha costume. And although lil’ Ego lost the match to Enrie’s skills, Ego did win a fanbase for life! Chicago errupted in a booming “Please come back” chant!

First DVD match up. Remember what happened with Delirious, Daizee and Rhett? Here’s a recap:

Delirious likes Daizee.

Rhett likes Daizee… AND Delirious.

Delirious doesn’t like Rhett.

Daizee is annoyed by Rhett, but likes him as a friend.

Daizee likes Delirious, but isn’t sure if she likes him just because he’s her teacher or as something more.

Initially, this was a 4 corners match, but Rhett opened his mouth. He decided that from now on, he wanted to be Delirious’s tag team partner, with Daizee as their manager.

Delirious was less than thrilled. He spent most of his time out there with his eyes outside of his head.

Delirious and Rhett beat Sugarfoot Alex Payne and Silas Young. Silas is rockin’ a new beard, and looks in tip-top shape! After the match, Delirious was hugged~against his will~ by Rhett.

Match 2: Somehow, Erick Stevens beat Jay Briscoe. Yeah, I KNOW!! Mark Briscoe by the way was looking much better, and stood at ringside for his big brother’s match.

Match 3: Lights Out match: Chris Hero needed help to beat Pelle Primeau. Brent Albright came out and tried to tilt the favor onto Pelle’s side, but idiot boy supreme~ Yes, referee Todd Sinclair~ saw to it that Hero wins. Hero by the way comes out to the song “I need a Hero”.

Match 4: Necro Butcher (who actually cleans up nice and found someone cute) and Tyler Black w/ Allison Wonderland defeated Kevin Steen and El Generico.

No, I’m sorry. Jimmy Jacobs STILL insists on keeping Lacey’s scream in the music, despite the fact that she’s gone into hiding and dumped him.

After the match, Austin Aries came out and toyed with Necro’s mind. That took Austin about 2 seconds to totally get in there. He asked Necro to think carefully. Are the Age of the Fall members just using you? Or do they really care?

Match 5: In a hillarious and shocking competition, Claudio Castagnoli defeated Bryan Danielson! The two tried out each other’s moves. Bryan got Claudio up in an airplane spin for a count of 19, then Claudio got Bryan in the big swing for a count of 7. Then both men fell down, too dizzy to get up. They both asked Todd Sinclair for a time out, but the ref would not budge. So thinking quickly, Bryan hoisted Todd up into an airplane spin! Bryan’s let his hair grow out some. Claudio’s upset victory was a shocker to say the least!

Match 6: Sara Del Ray somehow won against MisChif and Daizee. I KNOW!

After this, Sara and MisChif stayed in the ring as Dave Prazak attempted filiming a segment for the next video wire, but Larry Sweeney brought his brood out, shooing the SHIMMER women aside.

Larry brought out Johnny Fairplay, who jumped Larry. The two embraced sweetly. (They make a cute couple!)

Larry introduced Go Shiozaki as the latest Sweet N’ Sour member. He also brought out Honky Tonk Man. The crowds ooohed and awed at Honk Tonk Man, who was sporting his classic black suit. Honky Tonk Man really wanted to sing, but Larry sent him back. The crowd hates Larry.

Match 7: Due to ref stoppage, Brent Albright and Roderick Strong were declared the winners over Adam Pearce and Go Shiozaki. The match was hot, and due to everything Brent’s been through, it looked like Brent was gonna club Adam out of this world, but Adam blew a HUGE fireball in Brent’s face. No word on how bad the burn is on Brent. Adam beat the refs aside as Brent was being pulled aside.

Match 8: Nigel McGuinness beat Jerry Lynn in a HOT match. Nigel tried telling Lynn that his time was long gone, and that Lynn should retire, and Lynn reminded Nigel that his horsesh*t tude wasn’t gonna fly. This match was intense, there were even wrestlers watching backstage that were cheering, since nobody knew who would make it! Chi-town wants to see Lynn back soon!

Match 10: The main event~ Austin Aries beat the daylights out of Jimmy Jacobs! Jacobs, sporting a new emo mohawk complete with pink, orange and yellow bangs, came out with shy Allison Wonderland. Before the match got underway, Jacobs insisted on a new stipulation. Winner gets to name the next match when they return to Chicago August 16th. Austin agreed. The two ex-friends battled in the ring, out the ring, in the crowd, on cement, back to the ring, back outside, and all the way, Jimmy tried everything. Biting, scratching, he even pulled out barbed wire and scissors from his underwear! AND HE KISSED AUSTIN TOO! Then, the match got really hot!

The Age of the Fall had come out, but before they could help Jimmy, The Briscoe Bros. came out and beat them back! Then MisChif came out, but attacked Austin. As she tried to escape, Austin grabbed her hair. But then, MisChif sprayed Austin with green mist!

But even though he lost 90% of his vision with the mist, Austin kept beating Jimmy! He kicked the boy several times in the head and pinned Jimmy with a 450 splash!

Then, Austin announced the stipulation for August 16th.

It will be a no DQ match… Jimmy Jacobs… vs.. NECRO BUTCHER!!

After the match, some dissrespectful fans threw bottles at Jacobs, laughing at him. Jacobs yelled at everyone, left and then came back with a trash bag, cleaning up the ring. Tyler stood and watched, making sure that Jacobs cleans up well, so that the other wrestlers only have a little bit left to do. The ROH team felt this was a small but good punishment for Jacobs’ insanity.

Correction: Okay, although the McMahon skit was planned, McMahon did NOT fall the way he should have, and did suffer an injury. Only 2 thirds of the set were rigged to fall apart. But the pyro, the large sign and part of the trap door were NOT. So to recap, there was an accident on Raw last week, and yes, McMahon has suffered some kind of injury. The severity is being kept under wraps as per Vince’s wishes. 

WWE: There was a PPV.

Miz and Morrison are still the tag team champs.

Matt Hardy obliterated Chavo! On a side note for this one, Tazz and Adamle were mysteriously pulled from commentary, until Kane’s match. SmackDown’s Mick Foley and JR commentated. Yes ladies and gents, JR’s a brat.

Mark Henry was handed the ECW title. No, I’m not gonna say Kane and Big Show lost, that’s just how it is.

Cody Rhodes dumped Bob Holly, and joined Ted Dibiase Jr in an ambush, to re-win the belt he already had on him, but now Ted is his partner!

HBK initially no-showed, leaving Y2J to put his belt up against Kofi Kingston. But low and behold, that lying lil’ SOB Shawn DID come out afterall, distracting Y2J long enough for Kofi to get the IC title.

Shawn, if u kan read this, Jericho is gonna nock you silly.

Mickie James retained the title against Katie Lea.

Edge needed several other people to help him retain against Batista.

HHH was jobbed by Cena.

Now for Raw:

JR came out to give a farewell speech, as he is full time SmackDown. (Crybaby.) Edge came out and shooed him away. Batista came out and knocked Edge silly. Then, CM Punk came out with a ref, screaming at said ref about the briefcase.

Punk cashed in his title shot.

Punk hoisted Edge up. GO TO SLEEP!

1… 2… 3!!!

C.M. PUNK IS THE NEW RAW CHAMPION!!!!!! THAT’S MY BOY!!! XD

Oh yeah. Mickie beat up Jillian, but may have popped her shoulder.

PUNK IS DA CHAMPION!!!

JBL bullied his way into a title shot against Punk. Edge drove away, smacking the hell out of his boys for not rescuing him earlier.

PUNK IS DA CHAMP!!!!

Rey Mysterio Jr attempted a speech, but Santino Marella inturrupted him. Rey gave Santino a 619 and a free butt whoopin’ for his efforts.

PUNK IS DA CHAMP!!

Shane O’ Mac had come out at the beginning of the show, to say that he wanted the roster to pull together. JBL chucked that advice, naming his looney tunes self “Marshal Law”.

Cena had cut a promo, joking with fans that there are other people NOT JBL who need a shot at Punk’s belt. JBL got security to take him outside, along the way, JBL beat Cena.

PUNK IS DA CHAMP!!!

Cody and Ted Jr came out and beat two local jobbers who look really familiar. Afterwards, they bragged about how their old dads fostered “paying your dues” onto them, but now they don’t care. They also made fun of Bob Holly for being a “talentless old baby boomer”. Expect a beating next week.

PUNK IS DA CHAMP!!!

Jaime Noble bugged Kane, despite Katie Lea’s warnings. Jaime tried telling Kane what to do. Kane decimated Jaime.

PUNK IS DA CHAMP!!!

In a rematch, Kofi Kingston beat Y2J due to a stupid ref, who DQed Jericho for the hell of it.

PUNK IS DA CHAMP!!!

In the main event, JBL lost to Punk, after JBL got distracted by Cena, who had returned with Cryme Time. The three took it to the security guards, and it became a street war on the outside, while on the inside, Punk got the GTS on JBL. Punk then leaped over the ropes, and helped Cena and Cryme Time clean house.

PUNK IS DA CHAMP!!! ROH RULES!!!

TNA: In honor of the World X Cup, several TNA stars will be traveling to a CMLL show soon. They include AJ Styles, Alex Shelley, Sabin and others.

Sailormoon: Here are the weekend results of the poll thus far. Do you WANT Sailormoon back? Then get voting! Sned me a list of your favorite characters at rasslinkitty@hellokitty.com!

Favorite Inner Senshi:

Sailor Moon 54 votes

Sailor Cosmos 20 votes

Sailor Mercury 10 votesSailor Mars 25 votes

Sailor Jupiter 10 votesSailor Venus/Codename Sailor V  20 votes

Favorite Outer Senshi:Sailor Saturn 45 votes

Sailor Uranus 26 votesSailor Neptune 10 votes

Sailor Pluto 43 votes Favorite Chibi Senshi (Pick two)

Chibiusa/Rini 60 votesKousagi 41 votes

Chibi Chibi 52 votes

Ami Jr 16 votes

Rei Jr 12 votesMako 10 votes

Mina 12 votesFavorite Male character (Pick two):

Tuxedo Mask/Moonlight Knight 48 votesHelios/Pegasus 48 votes

Peruru 44 votes

Favorite Cat:

Luna 56 votesArtemis 32 votes

Diana 22 votes

Luna-P 7 votes

Kousagi’s cat 4 votesSailor Tin Nyanko 5 votes

Favorite Main Villain:Queen Beryl 34 votes

Wiseman 12 votesMaster Pharoh 90 8 votes

Queen Nepherenia 16 votesZirconia 6 votes

Sailor Galaxia 23 votesChaos 8 votes

Favorite Amazon Group:

Amazon Trio 14 votesAmazon Quartet 37 votes

Sailor Amazoness Quartet 43 votes

Favorite Magical Character (You may pick two):

Queen Serenity 71 votesPhobos & Deimos 41 votes

Cosmos Starseed 19 votes

Favorite Star Senshi (You may pick two):

Sailor Star Fighter 40 votesSailor Star Healer 48 votes

Sailor Star Maker 18 votes

Sailor Kakyuu 24 votes

Aluminum Siren 15 votesLead Crow 3 votes

Iron Mouse 22 votesHeavy Metal Papillion 21 votes

Lethe 6 votesMnemosyne 14 votes

Phi 6 votesChi 6 votes

Everyone get voting!

Well that’s it for now, as always stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

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