Hello everyone! I’m sorry about the delays as of late. Today’s blog will get you all caught up for tonight, so let’s get to it!
Sailormoon: If you have Nicktoons, then start checking your listings! Saturday into Sunday, Nicktoons brought back the late 90’s sensation “Action League Now”. Check out the episode where The Flesh plays tennis, in the background is the 1997 6” Rubeus doll from Irwin! Yes, a small sighting, but better than nothing. ^_~
WWE: Several Raw writers missed last week’s episode due to mixed messages. Half of the team had been told to show up for a Sunday taping at the wrong address, while Raw was actually live on Monday. As a result, chaos ensued throughout the whole two-hour taping, as matches were thrown in at random, and the main event became the first match up! In order to compress your reading time, I’ll separate the results and happenings for each show.
Raw: As noted, Raw was live.
John Cena beat Umaga in a street fight.
Maria won a bikini contest, hosted by Charlie Hass. NEXT!
Jeff Hardy beat Carlito.
RIC FLAIR RETURNED!!!
Y2J Chris Jericho had come out to blame the fans for his beating up Shawn and then tossing him into the Jeritron 5000. But when he challenged Shawn to come on out, a loud “WOOOOOOOOOoooooooo” was heard, and The Nature Boy himself, Ric Flair strutted down to ringside. After an emergency commercial break, Flair got into
Jericho’s face, and the audio picked up a confused
Jericho saying “How the *uck did you get in the building?” Flair reminded Y2J that Shawn can’t come out to play, since he’s not even at Raw. Flair then challenged Y2J to fight him in the parking lot!
Jericho followed… several feet behind Flair. But when
Jericho attempted to exit through the door behind Flair, HHH stepped up to
Jericho, and did the usual “Why not battle me” speech.
Jericho backed off. After another commercial break, Vince McMahon came backstage to remind Flair that he no longer works for Raw. Vince then had security escort Flair outside.
In the blink of an eye, Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly defeated Cryme Time, after JTG and Shad were distracted by Ted Dibiase Jr.
Paul Burchill and Katie Lea won in an UGLY match against Ken Kennedy and Mickie James.
Triple H won via DQ over
Jericho, after Lance Cade went insane, and jumped HHH for no apparent reason. Cena jumped in to help, but was squashed by Cade’s temper. Cade’s erratic actions and fluctuating body size may mean that a Wellness test is in his future.
ECW: Hornswoggle beat Armando Alejandro EstradaEvan Bourne soundly beat Matt Striker in a beautiful match, in which Evan used a shooting star press to score a victory, but for no real reason at all, Mike Knox came in and squashed the former ROH star.
Kofi Kingston defeated Mike Knox via DQ, after Shelton Benjamin barged in and attacked Kofi. Kofi was able to escape, but not without bruising.
C.M. Punk beat WWE Tag Team Champion John Morrison for the 999th time, with the Go To Sleep. Poor Punk. He must be bored by now.
Also, Big Show and Kane came out to talk to each other about their match at Sunday’s PPV. However, Mark Henry interrupted them, to brag that he wants to challenge the winner. For his efforts, he was double choke slammed.
SmackDown:
Kane defeated M.V.P. after M.V.P. said that he was sick of seeing Vickie’s team. Kane really has nothing to do with this, but didn’t complain. Mark Henry attacked Kane afterwards. Henry =
Moron.
Matt Hardy beat Bam Neeley.
Because Referee Charlie Robinson had ejected Chavo from ringside during Bam’s bout, Charlie was forced into an UGLY match against Khali, who squished Charlie’s head. No word yet on Charlie’s condition. GET WELL SOON CHARLIE!!
Michelle McCool defeated Layla. NEXT!
Vladmir Koslov’s SmackDown winning streak went to 11-0 after beating Jamie Knoble.
NO FREAKING DUH, I KNOW. L
Deuce and Domino were scheduled to face off against Jesse and Festus, but the team from the wrong side of the tracks instead beat each other silly! Jesse and Festus scored the win, but not after screaming at Deuce and Domino to get back in the ring!
Batista defeated Chavo. Then La Familia came out. NEXT!
Don’t forget! Tonight is the WWE Brand draft. Yeah, I know this really won’t matter, since everyone pretty much wrestles where they please, but its 3 hours tonight!
TNA: PHEW! I thought I’d NEVER get here. LOL, anyway…
Booker T beat BG James.
Samoa Joe watched from the locker room, and was annoyed by Jeremy Borash’s ill thought comment that perhaps Joe went overboard last week when Kevin Nash belittled Joe in front of the entire crowd. Just as Joe was setting Jeremy straight, Kev walked in. Kev boasted that he’s beaten Booker T many times, but Joe reminded him that those matches were several years ago, the most notable one taking place when Booker T was still a rookie. Joe asked Kev, “if you’re SO good, why don’t YOU beat Booker now?” Kev sulked away.
Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin defeat Daivari and Tyson Dux in round one of the World X Cup tournament.
A.J. Styles during this match beat the daylights out of Tyson Tomko and Frank Trigg.
It was announced that LAX wants to sign the contract to a Fans’ Revenge Lumberjack match against Bobby Roode and James Storm.
Amazing Kong easily defeated a young wrestler named
Taylor.
Team 3D put Rhyno through a table backstage. Rhyno may be suffering from another concussion.
Kaz defeated Alex Koslov in an X Cup exhibition match.
Sonjay Dutt left Jay Lethal hanging at the Pink Taco for an hour before finally arriving for his beating. Prior to the assault, Sonjay tried reasoning with Jay, that Jay should forgive Sonjay, and that Sonjay wants So Cal Val to know that she really has been in love
with him (Sonjay) and not Jay. Jay then commenced to whooping Sonjay, beating him into walls, furniture, and anything else that was just hanging around. THIS FIGHT WAS AWESOME!!!
Jacqueline defeated
Salinas.
A.J. Styles and Christian Cage defeated Team 3D, but after the match, Kurt Angle put A.J. in an ankle lock.
ROH: Ring of Honor is currently in talks to trade talent for a few show with AAA! The notable Lucha Libre promotion has been wowed by Jack Evans and is interested in Bryan Danielson, asking ROH if they have any more. J Also, Brent Albright has made it a point to go out for Adam Pearce’s blood, stemming from Brent’s wise move out of Sweet N’ Sour Inc.
Well that’s it for now. As always, stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!
The Rasslinkitty.
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