Hello everyone! This has been one odd week and it’s only Wednsday! Let’s get to today’s top stories.

In Memoriam: Just moments after Sunday’s TNA PPV Slammiversary, when the wrestlers had been cleared from ringside and crews began taking down the set, a scaffold hit and killed TNA crew member Kevin Sinex. Police and TNA manegment are still investigating the incident as of press time. Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the victim.

Suspension: Former WCW and ROH star Jimmy Wang Yang has been suspended 30 days by WWE for wellness policy violations. No word yet on wheather or not He really did break code or if WWE’s just making up excuses for getting rid of popular talent again.

WWE: Raw saw plenty of tense action… most of which was anxious fans waiting for a phonecall from Vince McMahon. Here’s a rundown of events from Monday:

Mr. Kennedy beat Paul Burchill, but was slapped by Katie Lea afterwards and then dropped on his neck by Burchill.

After several hang ups and an answering machine, one lucky fan won $200.000!

Mickie James beat Beth Phoenix. Beth then beat on Mickie. Melina came down. Melina beat Beth. Melina leaves.

Another lucky fan won $75.000!

Later in the night, Charlie Hass came out to help Vince with the next lucky winner. At first, the caller was given $50.000 for giving the password. Vince then said that the caller would win more money if Charlie kissed a diva. Charlie agreed and got to kiss Maria! (Jackie must be upseeeeeet….) The Vince said he’d up it by another $25.000 if Charlie kissed another one. Charlie agreed, and the diva he got to kiss was….. Mae Young!! The winner recived $125.000 for Charlie’s kissin’.

John Cena won a grueling match against JBL. As the match played out, HHH sat at ringside. Whenever Cena got close to the table, HHH stood up, and a lone fan sitting behind HHH would scream “SIDDOWN TRIPLE H!!” This came in clear on my television set. After the match, Cena stood on the commentary booth, and HHH tripped him.

Another lucky fan won $98.000!

Shawn Michales was the guest on Y2J’s highlight reel. Jericho wanted to know why if Shawn’s a big fat whiney liar do fans still cheer him, yet even though Y2J is a face and does EVERYTHING the fans tell him to do does he get booed.

This was a brief segment, as the two began brawling, Y2J quickly got and held onto the upper hand, told Shawn that the worst was yet to come, and then introduced Shawn’s head to the Jeritron 5000 that was hanging on the set. Shards o’ tee-vee set went everywhere as a tweener Jericho left a tweener Shawn in shambles.

Snitsky and Umaga beat Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly in a non-title match. Afterwards, Ted Dibiase JR taunted the tag champs.

One caller only won $2.00. But WWE.com reports that the same caller will recieve a trip to New York as a consolation prize.

A second caller won $200.000 and had to be bleeped out for saying a four letter word out of excitement! oops!

Cryme Time  beat Carlito and Santino, and then helped McMahon give away $51.998. Vince teased that if the caller got it wrong, Cryme Time would get it. The caller got it right and JTG fell backwards onto the floor.

Jeff Hardy beat HHH via countout when Cena pulled HHH away from the ring. Jeff then landed on both of them, since even Jeff’s sick of the same lame Cena vs. HHH match again.

The show closed with one lucky fan winning $250.000!

Onto ECW!!

EVAN BOURNE????? Yes ladies and gentlemen, Even Bourne is the new name for Matt Sydal. Why the name change is unknown at this time, but on the plus side, Evan/Sydal teamed with Kofi Kingston to beat Mike Knox and Shelton Benjamin.

Teddy Long has a new woman named “Tiffany”

Victoria beat Kelly Kelly via ref stoppage. Victoria had pushed Kelly off of the ring, during Kelly’s failed attempt at a Hurracanrana. During the match, Tazz was giggling, because Victoria called Kelly “Barbie Girl” to wit Mike Adamle’s voice then trailed off as he began reminicing with Tazz over his Barbie collection. Tazz sat quietly while Adamle spoke about playing with his box of Barbie dolls.

Moving on…

Armando Alejandro Estrada was sent into three matches.

First, Finlay beat him.

Then Colin came out, and Finlay whapped Estrada’s leg, so that all Colin needed to do was pin him. Which, he did, sucessfully.

Then Hornswoggle won via Tadpole Splash and then a pin.

After the match, the three winners danced, but Colin got thwapped by Finlay for stealing Hornswoggle’s hat.

Mark Henry called out Big Show, then turned chicken and wished ‘Show an early congrats for if he wins at the PPV.

Miz and Morrison won an ugly match against Kane and C.M. Punk, a match marred severly by Punk having blown out his rib in a freak accident. He had lobbed himself at Miz on the outside, but Miz’s shoulder gave out on him, and as he fell, Punk’s body flew in the air, landing rib first near the steel steps. This match was UGLY, did I already type that?

ROH: Chicago fans LISTEN UP!! Jerry Lynn will attend the June 28 show in Chicago Ridge and will be in action against Nigel McGuiness!! You do NOT wanna miss this. XD Also, ROH is having a buy three get one FREE DVD sale on all ROH DVDs! If you wanna introduce yourself or a friend to Ring Of Honor, then this is a great way to start.

Well that’s it for now. As always stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

The Rasslinkitty