Hello everyone! This was a exciting weekend, so let’s get to it!

TNA: Here are you Slammiversary results! Bite size for your enjoyment.

Petey Williams beat Kaz with help from Scott Stiener and Rhaka Kahn, but after the match, Abyss came back and beat the snot out of Petey and his crew!

Gail Kim, ODB and Roxxi beat Angelina Love, Velvet Sky and Mickie Knuckles AKA Moose, after ODB KO’ed Moose.

Awesome Kong beat the daylights out of three victims at the PPV! Serena, Josie and an Elvis impersonator Eric Young found.

LAX won over Team 3D

So Cal Val and Jay Leathal have NOT yet wed! To catch up on the brawl that errupted, click here: http://impactwrestling.com/Content.aspx?ID=18443

AJ Styles did win over Kurt Angle, but after the match AJ was beaten down by Kurt while Tomko held back security. >_< AAAAKKK!!

and SAMOA JOE RETAINS THE TITLE!!! Joe cleared out Bobby Roode, Booker T, Rhyno and Christian to retain the TNA title in the King of the Mountain match. Kevin Nash played nice after all.

ROH: Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black are your new tag team champions after surviving a topsy-turvey match against Kevin Steen and El Generico Friday night. After the match however, fans errupted in boos and BOOZE, as men, women and children began lobbing full beer bottles at Jacobs and Tyler, while Jacobs insisted that the revolution had come.

Davey Richards has left Roderick Strong’s group and joined Sweet and Sour! Davey turned on Roderick after Strong had once more refused Larry Sweeney’s offer.

Rhett Titus apologized to Delirious and Daizee Hayze, after interuppting Delirious’s previous attempts to ask Daizee on a date. Rhett then asked Daizee if she’ll go out with Delirious… AND himself!!?!!?? Daizee agreed, Delirious must be pretty confused right about now…

Nigel McGuinness has agreed to give Bryan Danielson a shot at his title… IF Bryan can beat everyone Nigel has. Nigel agreed to this after Tyler Black layed Bryan out during a tag team bout, Saturday. It is assumed that Bryan has agreed.

In other news, Jigsaw beat Eddie Kingston Saturday, after Kingston’s group BLKOUT kept harrassing Jigsaw’s tag team partner Ruckus. After Jigsaw’s win however, the other members of BLKOUT attacked the boy.

PWO: Bloody Morty Rackem and Matthew Justice FINALLY got the pirate swords back, after surviving a decent ladder match against V-Squared. The match took almost 30 minutes on television, as the two teams duked it out, niether willing to fail. Morty scored the win, falling graciously to the mat with the pirate flag in hand. After the match, Morty and Matthew stood atop two ladders, holding the coveted pirate swords on high.

Well that does it for now. As always stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

The Rasslinkitty