Hello everyone! Aside from today’s results, I have an announcement:

Rasslinkitty: Impactwrestling.com posted a note I brought up in my last post. In my headline “Wrestling news for June 04, 2008″ I mentioned that Mike Adamle had messed up by fusing Tommy Dreamer and John Morrison as one with the name “Tommy Morrison”. Although Impactwrestling.com failed to give me credit when they copied me today, I did get an account with them, and a note has been posted on the story. Hopefully it won’t be removed! ^_^

TNA: With just Friday and Saturday left before the PPV, iMPACT went on with a BANG, focusing on The Phenominal AJ Styles returning to his original promo skill and deadly style Thursday night.

First though, a quick rundown of the night’s matches:

Rhyno and Christian won via DQ over Booker T and Bobby Roode, after Team 3D ran in for a save, but just as things got ugly and a table was produced, AJ Styles ran in, and cleared the ring. Afterwards, AJ announced that he will beat the P*ss out of Kurt Angle this Sunday at Slammiversary, but first he would beat up Kurt’s little “butt buddy” Tomko. Jim Cornette then appeared, informing The Phenominal One that Kevin Nash would be enforcing the match.

ODB beat Velvet Sky. After the bout, Angelina Love went in, then Gail Kim and Roxxi, knockouts began brawling, but a newcomer came in to wipe every face in the ring. It was none other than indy standout Mickie Knuckles!

Throughout the night, fans were treated to clips of Jay Leathal’s mainly innocent bachelor party. (He steered clear of anything female or provocitive.) Sonjay Dutt announced that at Leathal and So Cal Val’s wedding, Jake “The Snake” Roberts, Kamala, Koko B. Ware and George “The Animal” Steele will all be in attendance! However in the next-to-last segment of the night, Sonjay introduced a stripper. Kip James. Kip, wearing nutin’ but a pink pair of panties writhed up and down a pole, while Sonjay placed dollar bills in Kip’s pants. Shark Boy then threw up.

Kaz won a mock King of the Mountain match over Curry Man, Johnny Devine, Jimmy Rave and Chris Sabin, winning a title shot for next week.

Okay seriously, let’s stop and think about it from Kaz’s perspective.

“I get to be in one of the dumbest Vince Russo matches of the year with 4 other men, all of us are stuck in either lame gimmicks or low match cards, if I lose I go back to not being seen on tv for the next three weeks, due to booking. If I win, which I do, I can have the TNA champion beat me up. HUH??”

Next, Awesome Kong got to make her selection from 3 women in the crowd. The first was a tall woman named Amber. The second was none other than ROH’s Becky Bayless who has lost several pounds recently! The third was none other than Daphne from WCW! Kong chose the former WCW star.

Kong beat Daphne. Severley. Daphne was left with one eye rolling independatnly of the other, and in opposite directions. Becky and Amber decided to stay put.

Abyss released another video, singing to himself about carnage. I blame Sting.

Samoa Joe inturrupted an interview Kevin nash was having with Lauren, wanting to know why Kev invited himself to Joe’s PPV match. As usual, Kev whined and boo-hooed how he did EVERYTHING for Joe, when viewers at home all know that JOE TAKES CARE OF JOE, and NASH DOESN’T, HASN’T and NEVER WILL. Kev even handed Joe Thelma Lou, the Loiusville slugger Cornette lets Kev play with, and offered Joe a chance to to hit him from behind. Joe don’t play dat. Joe showed respect by walking away.

Matt Morgan and LAX defeated Lance Hoyt, James Storm and Kip “keep your man-panties on” James.

Kurt Angle and wife Karen were separated via alternate cameras, in a point-counterpoint segment. It quickly degenerated into a screaming match, with Kurt’s accusations of Karen’s fidelity bleeped out. Apperantly the Olympic Gold medalist has learned himself a brand new vocabulary.

AJ Styles in a separate interview with Jeremy Borash, screamed out his frustrations over Kurt’s none too playful imagination, mentioning that he never has and never will sleep with Karen.

AJ Styles returned to his roots, beating the daylights out of Tomko. AJ used flips, kicks and lighting fast acrobatics to knock a stunned and confused Tomko down to size.

After the match, heels and faces all piled in, including an irate Samoa Joe. Kevin Nash joined in the fray, but when he was about to hit Booker T, he overshot his swing, and thwapped Samoa Joe. Joe however was strong enough to get back up quickly, and ask Kev what his problem was.

ROH: Tonight, Ring of Honor will storm through Hartford CT to crown new tag champs as 8 different teams will duke it out for the gold. Saturday in Philly will see CZW’s BLCKOUT confront Ruckus about his membership status while Eddie Kingston of BLCKOUT will go head to head with Ruckus’s partner Jigsaw.

Well that does it for now. As always, stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

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