Hello everyone! As I’m writing this, it’s about 20 or so hours before Raw, and here’s all of today’s headlines!

Injury Report: Randy Orton broke his collarbone during his last man standing match against HHH Sunday night at WWE One Night Stand. Randy had fallen to the outside after a failed attempt at an RKO and then HHH hit him with a sledgehammer. No word yet on how long Randy will be out of action.

WWE: There’s so much news that I’ll need to separate it all, for your reading pleasure.

Sunday Night Heat is officially dead. The 513 episode stable ended on wwe.com after several years of showcasing local indy boys, low card wrestlers and developmental staff. Sunday Night Heat originally aired on MTV at the beginning of this decade, hosted by Tazz. It was later moved to Spike TV/TNN, and eventually was moved to wwe.com due to lack of viewership. The announcement was made by current commentator and former Tough Enough contender Josh Matthews.

SmackDown: To cut down on time, I’ll only list the highlights from SmackDown’s Friday broadcast. Batista and Big Show beat up Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder. Vladmir Koslov beat up Shannon Moore. This Friday will see Raw’s Santino Marella go one on one with Jimmy Kimmel’s Cousin Sal, with Rowdy Roddy Piper in his corner. No word yet on why a Raw match will be on SmackDown.

One Night Stand: Jeff Hardy beat Umaga after doing a Swanton Bomb off of an 18 wheel truck!!
Big Show won a Singapore cane match against C.M. Punk, John Morrison, Tommy Dreamer, and Chavo, and is now the #1 contednder to the ECW title.
John Cena beat JBL in a First Blood Match
Beth Phoenix decimated Melina in a brutal I Quit match via a chicken wing. (Bret Hart, not Bob Backlund)
Batista beat Shawn Michaels in a stretcher match~ Shawn just never saw those steel steps coming.
Randy Orton broke his collarbone in a last man standing match against Triple H, after a scary fall to the outside. A juvinile Triple H then whacked Randy with a sledgehammer, further damiging it. Triple H is still the Raw champion.
Undertaker got kicked out of WWE after Edge CHEATED with stupid Chavo, stupid Bam, and stupid rotten %$#@ Vicky’s HELP during their TLC match. Edge needed several people to get one stupid belt, since he’s too weak to get the thing himself.

HEY VINCE MCMAHON! WWE IS DEAD NOW. HAPPY?

TNA: To cut down on storyline re-hashes, I’ll only list the highlights. Hey, didn’t I just type that for WWE???

*Gulp*

Jay Leathal (Black Machismo) and So Cal Val starred in a SUPER HOT AND STEAMY new music video, done by American Idol reject Ace Young. Shots of the cute couple in bed littered the video, now viewable on tnawrestling.com. They’d have cute kids together, don’t you think?

For the full iMPACT report from Thrusday, click here: http://www.prowrestling.net/artman/publish/TNATVreports/article1001583.shtml

ROH: Slam! Wrestling has a glowing review of ROH’s PPV here: http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/PPVReports/2008/06/01/5739911.html

Way to go!

Also, check rohwrestling.com for the latest sale!

Well that’s it for now. As always stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

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